MICHAEL LAND HUMOR PERSONALITY TEST YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL WHEN... MICHAEL CONFERENCE '98 MICHAEL TEACHINGS QUIZ THE GREAT MICHAEL ADVENTURE SHOCKING TALE OF MURDER, CANNIBALISM, & ZOMBIES ASK MICHAEL FORUM THE NINE SPIRITUAL INSIGHTS VISIT MICHAEL LAND RECENT CHANNELING ARTISAN BUSINESS DEFINITIONS SEE MICHAEL   MICHAEL TEACHINGS RESOURCES MICHAEL TEACHINGS RESOURCE PAGE MICHAEL TEACHINGS WIKI MICHAEL TEACHINGS SOCIAL NETWORK MICHAEL TEACHINGS BLOG MICHAEL TEACHINGS  at New Age Village TALES FROM THE CAUSAL OUR PARTNERS .

Michael Quote For This Session

WELCOME TO MICHAEL LAND! No, this is not another site constructed in honor of a nauseatingly cheerful little rodent named Mickey. Rather, this site is devoted to a series of channeled conversations with a spiritual entity called "Michael."  He's stone fucking dead! So why, you may ask, should we have conversations with dead people? Tales that tell of communicating with nonworldly beings are as old as humanity itself. The technique of channeling, as it is commonly known, has a rich history of intrigue that can be traced from the oracles of the ancient Greeks to more modern-day personalities like Jane Roberts and the work she did with the discarnate being, Seth. So again, why have conversations with dead people? I have an even better question: why do they wish to converse with us? You'd think that after they'd been fossilized into the dusty annals of history, or worse yet, entombed under six feet of sod, these discarnates would have more important things on their minds -- like desperately trying to claw their way out of their coffins!!! All kidding aside, the teachings of spiritual entities like Michael  have awakened many people to a greater understanding of themselves and the true nature of reality. And believe me, folks, that's more fun than licking moldy cottage cheese off the flabby thighs of geriatric women with problem flatulence ANYDAY of the week. ;-p So as you sit in a dormant-like stupor, sobriety-deprived, and contemplating what life is all about, why not dispense with tradition and peruse through the contents of this site. Hey, it's better than having the flesh chewed off your bones by crazed zombies with magnetic colons. ;-p Real Life Michael Students Fulfilling Their Ate Agreements

---

Sign Guestbook (Share Your Vernacular) View Guestbook (Peruse the Deluge)

* The Old Guestbook Archives *
(Some cute posts)

---

Please place my Michael Land icon on your page and support this site.