WELCOME to the Great Michael Adventure. Summon all of your courage and enter this castle, a place of shadowy ruins and outlandish New Age groupies.
You will need both wits and brawn if you hope to successfully vie with the denizens within these walls. But whose to say, perhaps the secrets of the universe await you just inside these doors, and if you're very lucky, perhaps you will learn the philosophical significance of Cheez-Wiz on saltine crackers.
So enter through the door of destiny and begin your quest to find the meaning of existence, or at the very least, learn what the meaning is besides breathing. Once inside you must find the great spirit master, Michael. Only Michael can set you on the path to true enlightenment. Along the way, if you can plunder small villages and slaughter young children, well, that's fun, too.
