Free Toy Surprise

Some fast food restaurants offer a free prize with the purchase of a children's meal. Until this past Tuesday, I didn't realize that Subway was one of them. In fact, when I got my lunch from there, I didn't even get a children's meal. I just ordered the standard meal package, which adds a medium drink and a bag of chips to your sub order. So imagine my surprise when I got back to my office, took my food out of the bag, and found an extra gift. They gave me a knife!

Woohoo! Free knife!

Oddly, the knife doesn't appear to be new. It looks used, and rather beat up. In fact, the bits of food that were clinging to it when I got it seemed to indicate that it had been used very recently, perhaps to cut the very sandwich with which it was packaged. But hey, who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth? I mean, hey, free knife!