2004 Kerth Awards Ceremony

transcript prepared by Pam Jernigan

technical notes and most greetings removed to simplify and shorten things

I left in all the typos (for flavor ;), laughter (for the joke-makers to appreciate),

and, of course, all the cheering and applause

#KerthAwards

--The "official" channel (our stage) where the awards are presented; moderated so that only coordinators, presenters, and winners can type

#KerthChat

--The party channel where everyone can -- and does! -- talk, cheer, laugh and generally react to the stuff going on in the other channel

[18:02] <KathyB> The awards will start shortly (at 6 pm ET). Remember, #kerthawards is moderated, but you are welcome to join us for chatting in #kerthchat! Thanks!

[18:04] <ChiefPam> Hey guys... we're getting ready to start! Tonight during the breaks, we'll be playing "guess the fic"

[18:04] <ChiefPam> I'll post an extract, and y'all try to guess

[18:04] <ChiefPam> Your wonderful prize, of course, is the esteem of your peers in chat! <g>

[18:05] <ChiefPam> I've just got one, to start out with... it seemed appropriate ;)

[18:05] <ChiefPam> <FARMBOY> Well, I'm very attracted to someone, and I get along with her most of the time, but ... you know how it goes?

[18:05] <ChiefPam> Lois instantly thought of Mayson Drake ...

[18:05] <ChiefPam> <RAPUNZEL> What line of work is she in?

[18:05] <ChiefPam> Lois expected to see law enforcement or government

[18:05] <ChiefPam> <FARMBOY> She's a journalist, too.

[18:05] <ChiefPam> Lois' jaw dropped.

[18:05] <ChiefPam> <RAPUNZEL> Does she work at the same place you do?

[18:05] <ChiefPam> <FARMBOY> Yes. She's my partner in fact.

[18:05] <ChiefPam> "Oh, God!"

[18:06] <ChiefPam> <RAPUNZEL> She probably is attracted to you, too. Her feelings may run deeper than you think.

[18:06] <ChiefPam> <FARMBOY> I doubt it. She's attracted to a guy who, let's just say, I couldn't possibly compete with.

[18:06] <ChiefPam> Lois decided it was time.

[18:06] <ChiefPam> <RAPUNZEL> You've become more of a super man than you might think, Clark.

[18:06] <ChiefPam> After an uncomfortable pause...

[18:06] <ChiefPam> <FARMBOY> Lois?!?!?!?!?

[18:06] <ChiefPam> Sara's got it!

[18:06] <ChiefPam> CyberLink, by Zoomway <g>

[18:06] <ChiefPam> an oldie but goodie ;)

[17:58] <KarenT> ERIN'S HERE!

[17:58] <KarenT> YAY!!!!

[17:58] <hachiban> Hey everyone in general. I can't keep up.

[17:58] <jennidebb> <---- Chris, masquarading as Jenni. Yes, I am here.

[17:59] <Qex> WhoohoO!

[17:59] <ChiefPam> yay! :)

[17:59] <Laurie> but we lost yvonne

[17:59] <LCArtemis> ELK is in the house!!!!

[17:59] <KathyB> yay! thanks, Chris ... I'm just making sure I know who to voice :)

[17:59] <LauraBF> somebody play something <bg>

[17:59] <TopHatMan> hey folcs :0

[17:59] <R-El> Yay, somebody who has the list of winners is here!

[17:59] * LauraBF has actual *sound*

[17:59] <Laurie> dunno, kathy. which laurie am i?

[17:59] <LenaE> LaurieF, Laurie

[17:59] <Supes1Fan> amazing trailer for Yellow Fever Pel!!!!!!!

[17:59] <hachiban> Yay to Erin!

[17:59] <KarenT> but, um, erin's not in this channel, she's in the awards channel

[17:59] <|Pelican> aww, thanks, Liz :)

[18:00] <Supes1Fan> wow, you are awesome!!

[18:00] <hachiban> I can see that. but Yay anyway!

[18:00] <LabRat> Well, that's an early start to losing the plot from this channel member

[18:00] <DocJill> that's what I was just gonna say - she can't here us <g>

[18:00] <Laurie> plot?

[18:00] <DocJill> here=hear

[18:00] <VickiLC> too fast too fast its scrolling too fast

[18:00] <LabRat> Getting confused, Laurie. <G>

[18:00] <Supes1Fan> hmm, my sounds don't seem to be working

[18:00] <Lois_Lane> ok my computer is having Clark (X) yell my name (Alexis!) way too much here...LOL

[18:00] <Triciaw> Far too fast!!

[18:00] <ELK> Hi everyone!

[18:00] * LabRat says baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as she just followed the herd in saying hi to Erin

[18:00] <KarenT> it's aobut time, you were scaring us!!!

[18:00] <ELK> LOL Labby!

[18:01] <ELK> I was scaring MYSELF!! I just walked in the door after being STUCK in traffic :P

[18:01] <KarenT> ouch

[18:01] * Laurie has a housemate who talks to herself. she doesn't need sounds <g>

[18:01] <TopHatMan> wow, glad you made it, erin. :)

[18:01] <QuelLove> okay we thought it could be pregnancy again ;) j/k

[18:01] <Laurie> take a deep breath, erin :)

[18:01] * DocJill talks to herself - she doesn't need a housemate <eg>

[18:01] <hachiban> We were wondering if we were going to have a ceremony without any winners ...

[18:02] * Bethy waves HI! to everyone who came in as she was fighting sounds and frozen pizza

[18:02] <Chaabreh> I finally got here

[18:02] <Wendymr> Jenni! Didn't see you come in! Is CHris with you?

[18:02] <LauraU> AnnieM had computer issues and she had to leave -- but she wishes everyone good luck!

[18:02] <TopHatMan> welcome. :)

[18:02] * Queenofth is excited to attend her first kerth ceremony

[18:02] <ChiefPam> Yay, lots of newbies! :)

[18:02] <jennidebb> yes Wendy

[18:02] <KarenT> there's 2 people here that aren't in #kerthawards....

[18:02] <LabRat> Have fun, Mary!

[18:02] <LCArtemis> Hmmmm it's 6:06 by my clock

[18:02] <Laurie> poor annie :(

[18:02] <R-El> Good luck everybody!

[18:02] <Wendymr> I got your speech, Chris, but I assume you'll deliver it yourself? ;)

[18:02] <LCArtemis> Break a leg!!!!

[18:02] <DocJill> Good luck everyone!!!!

[18:02] <QuelLove> Good luck FoLCs :)

[18:02] <KathyB> Hey, Erin just walked in ... we're doing the best we can <G>

[18:03] <Chaabreh> Can't figure out how to do the sound thing

[18:03] <Triciaw> Good luck all!

[18:03] * KarenT gets out the splints...

[18:03] <AnKS> good luck <thumbs up>

[18:03] <Laswa> Good luck everyone :))

[18:03] <RetroRose> Definately...... good luck all!!!!!!

[18:03] <Saara> Good luck to everyone!!

[18:03] <Laswa> Don't bite your nails ;)

[18:03] <farneygal> good luck, everybody!!! I'd start passing round shamrocks, but I have a feeling that's getting old <g>

[18:03] <hachiban> download the file and unzip it into the mIRC sound folder.

[18:03] <VickiLC> i cant get sound to work either, chaabreh

[18:03] <MissyG> good luck, everyone!!!!

[18:03] <Saskia> good luck everyone!!!!!!!

[18:03] <MissyG> Sara!!

[18:03] <BarbP> Break a leg everyone!

[18:03] <Chaabreh> OK well maybe next year??

[18:03] <R-El> I thought you threw them, not handed them out, Sara?

[18:03] * Laurie expects to smell burning food shortly. housemate said it would cook 45 minutes. it's now over an hour

[18:03] <hachiban> Nan eats a chocolate caramel egg in honor of the awards.

[18:04] <Laurie> oohhh, nan

[18:04] <farneygal> LOL, Roger!!! I might make an exception for tonight ;)

[18:04] <QuelLove> lol Laurie

[18:04] <LabRat> Oooooooooooh. Choc caramel egg.

[18:04] <KarenT> ooh. chocolate

[18:04] <KarenT> and caramel

[18:04] <LabRat> Did you bring enough to share, Nan? <G>

[18:04] * KarenT licks her lips

[18:04] <Chaabreh> I did download it but not to the right folder ! ARHG

[18:04] <Supes1Fan> ah my sounds just kicked in YAY!

[18:04] <LCArtemis> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[18:04] <Bethy> I extracted the files into mIRC/sounds, but they still won't play!

[18:04] <LenaE> yay!! guess the fic!!

[18:04] * KarenT pulls out a few hershey kisses and tosses them about

[18:04] <hachiban> Go to windows explorer and move them, quick!

[18:04] <Laurie> yeah, El, you'll probably win them all ;)

[18:04] <RetroRose> Chirs....... programs/mirc/sounds

[18:04] <Chaabreh> Hmmmm I"ll try

[18:04] <Laurie> ta, karen

[18:04] <KathyB> OK, we're starting, so anyone who's not on the ceremony channel #kerthawards, come on over :)

[18:04] * TopHatMan has sounds muted to preserve a little more power... this battery will only last about 2 1/2 - 3 hours.

[18:04] <KarenT> are sounds enabled, Bethy? go to Options -> Sound

[18:05] <LenaE> lol! surely not, Laurie

[18:05] <LabRat> Yay! Guess the fic. Loved that last year!

[18:05] <LabRat> Was rubbish at it, but loved it all the same.

[18:05] <KarenT> lol, Pam

[18:05] <DocJill> re Y :)

[18:05] * Laurie thinks she better go turn down the oven. starting to smell burnt...

[18:05] <VickiLC> I don't have Options on my menu

[18:05] <QuelLove> hey guess the fic!!! :)

[18:05] <Saara> it's under File, Vicki...

[18:05] <Bethy> Yup, they're enabled

[18:05] <KarenT> Sorry, Vicki. View -> Options

[18:05] <KarenT> okay

[18:05] <KarenT> strange

[18:06] <|Pelican> ooh, I know that one..

[18:06] <KarenT> oh oh oh.

[18:06] <LauraBF> 'lo Robin

[18:06] <TopHatMan> oh, i remember this fic. sort of. i know i read it. oh well.

[18:06] <LCArtemis> ohhh, oh, oh, i CAN'T THINK OF THE TITLE

[18:06] <LauraU> oh i've read that one

[18:06] <QuelLove> oh I know this one...I read it, I swear!!! Can't remember the title though :(

[18:06] <LabRat> Oh! Oh! I know that one...

[18:06] <LCArtemis> i KNOW IT

[18:06] <KarenT> LOL

[18:06] <Kaethel> I've read that one!!! Argh! What's the title? :P

[18:06] <KathyB> Any guesses :)

[18:06] <farneygal> Zoomway, Cyber Link!

[18:06] <KarenT> I don't know it, though

[18:06] <LabRat> If only I could recall the title and author....

[18:06] <Melisma> dont know that one, but i think i should write down what it is when you tell me... i should read it

[18:06] <LCArtemis> Wendy, right?

[18:06] <R-El> Never read it

[18:06] <Laurie> lol, labby

[18:06] <VickiLC> found it. they're enabled. still dont' hear them

[18:06] <Wendymr> not me

[18:06] <Queenofth> Not Pen Friend...

[18:06] <KarenT> Zoomway has a new one? I must have missed that

[18:06] <RetroRose> I know it to.......... arch

[18:06] <Wendymr> it's an old one :)

[18:06] <LCArtemis> Vicky - turn up the volume

[18:06] <KarenT> ooooh

[18:06] <Kaethel> yay! Congrats Sara!

[18:06] <farneygal> <g>

[18:06] <Supes1Fan> oo, i read that too..darn ;)

[18:06] <LabRat> WTG, Sara!

[18:06] <KathyB> it's an old one ... a very old one :)

[18:06] <R-El> And Sara gets the prize

[18:06] <KarenT> guess I really missed it, then

[18:06] <DocJill> yay Sara!

[18:06] <RetroRose> good for you Sara

[18:06] <KarenT> yay, Sara!

[18:06] * R-El throws esteem at Sara

[18:06] <Supes1Fan> alright Sara! :)

[18:07] <hachiban> Cant' keep up with the scroll

[18:07] <SQDont> What did I miss?

[18:07] <farneygal> thanks, guys <g>. Just about had a heart attack trying to type it in...

[18:07] <VickiLC> I'm hearing boinks just fine. arrg!

[18:07] <QuelLove> Congrats, Sara :)

[18:07] * LCArtemis throws esteem at Sara

[18:07] <RetroRose> lol Sara

[18:07] <LabRat> No, it can be any fic, Karen - oldies too.

[18:07] <DocJill> i remember reading it, but no way I could've come up with the name

[18:07] <Wendymr> lol!

[18:07] <KarenT> okiedokie

[18:07] <LauraBF> Nan, do you still want that .wav?

[18:07] <hachiban> sure

[18:07] <Laurie> chris mulder? long time no see!

[18:07] <QuelLove> I read a lot but I'm bad with titles <g>

[18:07] <RetroRose> Me too Rachael

[18:07] <hachiban> Give me the name again

[18:07] <Wendymr> there's someone here who isn't in the awards channel...

[18:07] * LabRat is bad with titles, authors and plots. Guess how many she's going to get right this evening?

[18:07] * Laurie joins the bad titles crown

[18:09] * KathyB changes topic to 'The Seventh Annual Kerth Awards are underway. Remember, this channel is moderated, so please join us in #kerthchat to socialize. :) '

[18:09] <ChiefPam> And now, if we can get our acts together <g> , we can get started...

[18:10] <ChiefPam> First off, we have a sad bit of news... we recently found out that a FOLC is no longer with us...

[18:10] <ChiefPam> Yael was in Israel, serving in the IDF, and was caught in a bombing last September

[18:11] <ChiefPam> We'll miss her -- and we're going to request just a moment of silence in her honor

[18:12] <ChiefPam> Thanks, everyone

[18:13] <ChiefPam> And now, I'd like to turn the microphone over to ... anyone I can get to take it! <g>

[18:13] <ChiefPam> Annette? Over to you :)

[18:08] <Saara> Vicki, there's another window under File > Options > Sounds - Requests...

[18:08] <farneygal> LOL Rat!

[18:08] * LCArtemis too

[18:08] <Supes1Fan> lol Labby

[18:08] <chmuld> Hi, Laurie. :-)

[18:08] <KarenT> 2 people, Wendy

[18:08] <DocJill> lol Rat

[18:08] <Laurie> s'ok, labby. i'll keep you company ;)

[18:08] <LabRat> lol, Laurie

[18:08] * Melisma is so far behind in lnc fic reading that she's still trying to get caught up on the 2000 kerth winners

[18:08] <R-El> There's also people in the awards channels that aren't here

[18:08] <Lois_Lane> lol same here

[18:08] <Laurie> the scroll is too fast to answer anyway

[18:08] <Triciaw> Sure is!!

[18:08] <RetroRose> indeed

[18:08] <KarenT> no, 3..

[18:08] <Laurie> those are the people who like peace and quiet, roger ;)

[18:09] <QuelLove> yeah I'm a little dizzy..too fasta ;-)

[18:09] <VickiLC> do I set it to accept requests then?

[18:09] <CCM> waaaay too fast for me:)

[18:09] <QuelLove> er, fast

[18:09] <Wendymr> okay, Pam, we're ready for the next one ;)

[18:09] <Supes1Fan> hooray..here we go

[18:09] <R-El> Is Annette the MC?

[18:09] <KarenT> oh. some people have multiple names

[18:09] <KarenT> strange

[18:09] <Queenofth> WooHoo!

[18:09] <Saara> Vicki, check everything except "Ignore if a sound is currently playing"

[18:09] <Melisa-MD> YAY

[18:09] <QuelLove> lol Pam

[18:09] <Saskia> yay!!!

[18:09] <Chaabreh> OK I downloaded them to the mIRC sound folder. What now?

[18:09] <VickiLC> ok

[18:09] <LabRat> Yay! /me passes round the popcorn

[18:09] <Laurie> ta, labby

[18:09] <KarenT> YAY!

[18:10] <Supes1Fan> mmmm popcorn

[18:10] * KarenT munches the popcorn

[18:10] * Laurie wants dark chocolate, too

[18:10] * QuelLove gets some of Lab's popcorn because she already finished her <g>

[18:10] <R-El> Chris, that's all you need to do to get sounds working

[18:10] <LynnM> I'm really nervous about presenting <g>

[18:10] <KarenT> ack. hersehy kisses and cherry pepsi don't go together

[18:10] <Laurie> popcorn makes the keyboard a bit greasy

[18:10] <LenaE> lol Lynn

[18:10] <Supes1Fan> oh me too lynn!

[18:10] <RetroRose> Chris...... they will play when triggered as long as you have the sounds enabled

[18:10] <TopHatMan> don't worry, lynn. i'm sure you'll do fine.

[18:10] <LabRat> lol, been there, Lynn. <G>

[18:10] <LCArtemis> oh, no

[18:10] <R-El> Lynn, now you know why I didn't volunteer

[18:10] <Chaabreh> How come I don't hear anything? (DUH)

[18:10] <Wendymr> Yael :(((

[18:10] <MLT> Hey, how come everyone else got popcorn

[18:10] <DocJill> you'll be fine, lynn

[18:10] <LynnM> Yeah, Roger, you were the smart one

[18:10] <EvilAuntY> me too, Lynn

[18:10] <LabRat> Just remember all we can do is laugh at you if you screw up. <G>

[18:10] <Lois_Lane> :(

[18:11] <LCArtemis> oh, no again

[18:11] <Supes1Fan> :(

[18:11] <Laurie> no, labby. we'll laugh with her

[18:11] <RetroRose> LOL labby

[18:11] <LCArtemis> :(((((((

[18:11] <TopHatMan> it's fun and exciting. :) and we're forgiving of mistakes. not that you'll make any, but if you did, we would be nice about it.

[18:11] * QuelLove asks who has something to drink <g>

[18:11] <Laurie> most of us read typo, too

[18:11] <KarenT> no, Roger was the persistant one. kept refusing the categories ;-)

[18:11] <LynnM> Well, I'm CC Aiken's Proxy, so all the more pressure

[18:11] <EvilAuntY> shhh

[18:11] <Melisma> shhhhhh...

[18:11] <LabRat> Yeah, we don't care. I remember trying to cut and paste a presentation speech with a dodgy mouse that wouldn't cooperate. That was fun!

[18:11] <LynnM> rest in peace, Yael

[18:11] <LynnM> OH, Lab, :((

[18:12] <Wendymr> there were threads on the fic list and both boards, Artemis

[18:12] <LCArtemis> Yeah, I haven't been around much. It's sad.

[18:12] <LauraBF> no wonder it was going crazy with sound <g>

[18:12] <Supes1Fan> do we paste the speech line by line or does all at once work??

[18:12] <Kaethel> Rest in peace, Yael :((

[18:12] <Wendymr> Artemis:

[18:12] <Wendymr> http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000404

[18:13] <AMCiotola> Thanks Pam!

[18:14] <AMCiotola> I'm one for short speeches, so without further delay ... on with the show!!

[18:14] <AMCiotola> First up we have LaurieD annoucing the nominee's for Best SUper Short ...

[18:14] <LaurieD> I am pleased to be a presenter today. The Super Short Stories are like a plate of small chocolate truffles, each with its own distinct flavor and texture.

[18:15] <LaurieD> One story may be a comedy, the next may be WAFFY. Yet another may give a brief look at an aspect of L&C from a new and intriguing angle.

[18:15] <LaurieD> As they are short, the reader has time to sample many. What a treat!

[18:15] <LaurieD> This years Best Super Short nominations are

[18:15] <LaurieD> At the Beginning, by Sara

[18:15] <LaurieD> Gossip, by Shayne Terry

[18:15] <LaurieD> Robitussin, by Jen D

[18:15] <LaurieD> Sure As One and One Is Two, by Jenni Debbage

[18:16] <LaurieD> When One Door Closes, by Barb Pillsbury

[18:16] <LaurieD> Zombies Ate My Homework, by Paul-Gabriel Weiner

[18:16] <LaurieD> And the winner is…

[18:13] <Laurie> depends on the length

[18:13] <LenaE> Liz, not too fast <g>

[18:13] <Saskia> rest in peace, Yael :((

[18:13] <KarenT> lol, Pam

[18:13] <QuelLove> I cried with the news and I wasn't even here when she was around. Terrorism is something so cruel and sad :(

[18:13] <LabRat> Not all at once, Liz - that could get you kicked off the channel. Small chunks is best

[18:13] <Supes1Fan> ok, i can do line by line, thanks

[18:13] <QuelLove> rest in peace, Yael. We'll miss you.

[18:13] <Lois_Lane> It's really sad i send her all my good thoughts to her and her family

[18:13] <Wendymr> it was awful news, Raquel :) Was so nice to see the tributes to her on the boards and list

[18:13] <Chaabreh> Shelley, open your E-Mail!@

[18:13] * Queenofth is antsy with excitement

[18:14] <R-El> Do they usually dive in with the first category?

[18:14] * LynnM is downright giddy <g>

[18:14] <R-El> shorts, I think

[18:14] <Laurie> you're wearing shorts, roger? it's still a bit too chilly here

[18:14] <LCArtemis> Thanx, Wendy

[18:14] <R-El> Not indoors

[18:14] <SQDont> Laurie, it was 84 here today

[18:14] <ChiefPam> ooh, nice metaphor!

[18:14] <LCArtemis> Super Short - super shorts - hmmm

[18:15] <LynnM> lol

[18:15] <Kaethel> oooh chocolate!!

[18:15] <KarenT> mmm, chocolate

[18:15] <Queenofth> Mmm, chocolate!

[18:15] <Bethy> lol!

[18:15] <LCArtemis> It's 85 here now

[18:15] <R-El> red super shorts?

[18:15] <Wendymr> good luck everyone! :))

[18:15] <Supes1Fan> lol

[18:15] <QuelLove> oooooooooooh chocolate :)

[18:15] <LCArtemis> truflles

[18:15] <MLT> Lois would love that metiphor

[18:15] <R-El> Good luck, nominees!

[18:15] <hachiban> 81 here

[18:15] <Kaethel> good luck, all!!

[18:15] * LabRat is wearing her gold lame evening gown - the black one is at the cleaners

[18:15] <Triciaw> Good luck all!

[18:15] <LCArtemis> warm there too, Nan

[18:15] <Laurie> lol, labby

[18:15] <TopHatMan> good luck everyone! :)

[18:15] <Melisma> i'm ashamed to admit, when i read the news re yael on the ficlist, i was skeptical at first... soem might remember another folc, who fed us all a line about someone who had died, and it shook us all...

[18:15] <Supes1Fan> oo sexy Rat! :)

[18:15] <DocJill> yay, chocolate and fic - what more could anyone ask for?!?

[18:15] <LynnM> ooh, Lab. How elegant

[18:15] <R-El> Yay Sara!

[18:15] <LenaE> good luck, everyone!!! :))

[18:15] <farneygal> <g>

[18:15] <Laurie> true, jill

[18:15] <QuelLove> Good luck, guys :)

[18:15] <LCArtemis> Yay, Sara

[18:15] <LCArtemis> Yay Shane

[18:15] <R-El> Yay Shayne (is he here?)

[18:15] <Melisma> so i had to take a while to actually believe it this time...

[18:15] <hachiban> I saw her obit, Mel. It's all too real.

[18:16] * Kaethel is wearing an elegant blanket around her shoulders because she's cold. <g>

[18:16] <RetroRose> Oh, wow Chris....... thanks...... will check that out imediately after this!!!

[18:16] <R-El> Yay Jen and Jenni

[18:16] <LCArtemis> Yay, Jen. Love that cold medicine

[18:16] <Saskia> good luck, Sara, Shayne, Jen, Jenni, Barb and Paul

[18:16] <LCArtemis> Yay, Jenni!!!! so cute

[18:16] <R-El> Yay Barb and Paul!

[18:16] <KarenT> good luck!

[18:16] <LCArtemis> Paul, any excuse is a good excuse

[18:16] <Wendymr> come on, Laurie!

[18:16] <Melisma> well i did too, butuntil then... and yeah it's really sad... anywone tell me how i can drop a note to her family?

[18:16] <RetroRose> Chris..... did you get the drum roll???

[18:16] <R-El> Such a dramatic pause

[18:16] <Laurie> me? i don't know

[18:16] * KarenT is wearing her Weird Al shirt tour shirt and Sleepy-time Pooh pajama bottoms

[18:17] <LabRat> Laurie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <R-El> I'm in pajamas, too

[18:17] <LCArtemis> er, Laurie?

[18:17] <Wendymr> someone tell Laurie the winner!!!

[18:17] <Laurie> not me

[18:17] <LCArtemis> resesitation anyone?

[18:17] <Lois_Lane> i'm not getting any sounds...lol

[18:17] <hachiban> Well?

[18:17] <TopHatMan> someone ping erin!

[18:16] <LaurieD> ??

[18:17] <LaurieD> Zombies!!!!!!!

[18:17] <TopHatMan> whoa!!! excuse me while i have a heart attack at 70mph....

[18:18] <TopHatMan> this is my first kerth!! it's absolutely amazing!!

[18:18] <TopHatMan> i... err....

[18:18] <TopHatMan> uhm... thanks to everyone who voted for me. :)

[18:18] <TopHatMan> i don't know what else to say, and my typing fingers feel all funny, so.... i'll just shut up now. thanks! wow!

[18:19] <AMCiotola> Congrats Paul!

[18:17] <Wendymr> YAY PAUL!!!

[18:17] <LynnM> WooHoo Paul!!!!!!

[18:17] <R-El> Paul!!!!!!!

[18:17] <Supes1Fan> Hooray, CONGRATS Paul!!

[18:17] <Queenofth> Yaaaay!

[18:17] <Saara> Congrats Paul!!! :)))

[18:17] <MLT> Congrats, Paul

[18:17] <LabRat> Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!! WTG, Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[18:17] <KarenT> YAY, Paul!

[18:17] <LCArtemis> Go Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <Bethy> Congrats Paul!!!

[18:17] <Melisa-MD> Congrats Paul

[18:17] <LauraU> congrats, Paul!

[18:17] <QuelLove> congrats, Paul!!!!!!!! :)

[18:17] <RetroRose> congrats paul!!!

[18:17] <VickiLC> Congratulations Paul!

[18:17] <R-El> Congratulations, Paul!

[18:17] <KathyB> Yaym, Paul!

[18:17] <Wendymr> First win for Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <Saskia> congrats Paul!!

[18:17] <Kaethel> Yay!!!! WTG Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <LenaE> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go, Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <LCArtemis> yayhoooooooooo

[18:17] <AnKS> congrats..

[18:17] <Laurie> yay, paul

[18:17] <farneygal> CONGRATS, Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:17] <pmroy> congrats Paul!!

[18:17] <BarbP> Yay -- go Paul!!!!!

[18:17] <hachiban> Yey-hey Paul!

[18:17] <TopHatMan> what?? whoa!!!

[18:17] <DocJill> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[18:17] <EvilAuntY> yay!

[18:17] <Laswa> Congrats, Paul!

[18:17] <ChiefPam> yay, Paul! <g>

[18:17] <Triciaw> Congratulations Paul!! :))

[18:17] * Queenofth pats Paul on the back

[18:17] <Meerkat> Congrats, Paul!!!!!

[18:17] <jennidebb> congratulations Paul:)

[18:17] <Laurie> how'd wendy see the winner before i did?

[18:17] <chmuld> congratulations Paul!

[18:17] <newtruefa> Congrats, Paul!

[18:17] <Melisma> wtg paul - now i HAVE to read some lnc fic :D

[18:17] <Qex> Yay, Paul!!

[18:17] <|Pelican> Congrats, Paul!

[18:17] <R-El> Paul, this is your first win?

[18:17] <R-El> Awesome!

[18:18] <Wendymr> maybe you're lagged, Laurie?

[18:18] <Bethy> Okay, so I tested my sounds and they worked for me. But not when Saskia plays them. :-(

[18:18] <Laurie> don't think so

[18:18] <Melisma> lol paul

[18:18] <KarenT> Congrats, Paul

[18:18] <QuelLove> lol Paul

[18:18] <LenaE> congratulations, Paul :)))

[18:18] <Kaethel> someone get the stretcher! I get the feeling we're gonna need it. <g>

[18:18] <Triciaw> lol Paul!!

[18:18] <Saara> Way to go, Paul!! :))

[18:18] <LCArtemis> Come on, Paul... You can do it!!!!

[18:18] <SQDont> Congrats, Paul

[18:18] * Laurie nudges paul to speak

[18:18] <Bethy> so elequent, Paul. We can tell you're a writer. ;-)

[18:18] <VickiLC> speech! speech!

[18:18] <LoriLane> Congratulations, Paul :)

[18:18] <R-El> More than one stretcher, Kae

[18:18] <RetroRose> lol H

[18:18] <LabRat> Speech! Speech!

[18:18] <Laurie> lol, bethy

[18:18] <EvilAuntY> lol, Bethy

[18:18] <hachiban> Congrats, Paul!

[18:18] <MissyG> YAY, Paul!!!!!!!

[18:18] <KathyB> Congrats, Paul!!

[18:18] <Wendymr> aww

[18:18] <LabRat> Missy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Missed you coming in)

[18:19] <QuelLove> lol Paul

[18:19] <ChiefPam> you deserved this, Paul! :)

[18:19] * MissyG releases tiny zombie shaped balloons into the air!!

[18:19] <LabRat> lol

[18:19] <RetroRose> lol paul!!

[18:19] <QuelLove> lol

[18:19] <Wendymr> well done Paul!!!

[18:19] <MissyG> hey Rat!!

[18:19] <newtruefa> lol

[18:19] <LynnM> So cool, Paul. Way to go!!

[18:19] <TopHatMan> lol, thanks bethy.

[18:19] <LenaE> wtg, Paul!!

[18:19] <Triciaw> Definitely well deserved!!

[18:19] <Laurie> um, do they cue you when it's your turn to present? i forget ;)

[18:19] <ChiefPam> that's an alarming image, Missy! <g>

[18:20] <AMCiotola> Now, on to our next category!

[18:20] <AMCiotola> Here's Karen, with Best Short Story!

[18:20] <KarenT> Thanks, Annette

[18:20] <KarenT> It's amazing how much can be said with so few words. How much emotion,

[18:20] <KarenT> angst, and joy can be expressed in so little time. Each of the stories

[18:20] <KarenT> nominated tonight do all of that. An overdue storm approaches as another

[18:20] <KarenT> one breaks on our favorite characters. A few raisins provide an unseen

[18:20] <KarenT> truth. A radio talk show host helps bring two people together. An old

[18:20] <KarenT> forgotten book provides a reminder of how true love can be. And releasing

[18:20] <KarenT> tiny buttons also releases the person inside.

[18:21] <KarenT> The nominees for Best Short Story tonight are...

[18:21] <KarenT> Into Each Life, by Kathy Brown

[18:21] <KarenT> It's All About the Raisins, by Gerry Anklewicz

[18:21] <KarenT> I've Got This Friend, by Supermom

[18:21] <KarenT> Kindred Spirits, by AnnieM

[18:21] <KarenT> And Lois Unbuttoned, by CC Aiken

[18:21] <KarenT> And the winner is...

[18:21] * KarenT fumbles with the envelope

[18:22] <KarenT> ouch... paper cut

[18:19] * DocJill has her shotgun at the ready - and starts taking out the zombies! you better hope they don't make too big a mess, Missy! ;)

[18:19] <KarenT> they give you voice, Laurie

[18:20] <MissyG> <BEG>

[18:20] <R-El> What's the next category?

[18:20] <QuelLove> Are they like Resident Evil ones? ;)

[18:20] <TopHatMan> (everything's coming in in short bursts. hope that went through okay. connection is really wonky...)

[18:20] <BarbP> Congrats again Paul. Hey now I can go to the bathroom.

[18:20] <KarenT> lol

[18:20] <Laurie> i don't remember the order, roger. that's my problem

[18:20] <KathyB> LOL Barb

[18:20] <Laurie> but I know my category is later

[18:20] <Meerkat> Ick, I hope not.

[18:20] <R-El> Go Karen!

[18:20] <Meerkat> Resident Evil is a truly traumatizing game. :)

[18:20] <LabRat> Did just fine, Paul - congrats. Well deserved!

[18:20] <Wendymr> yay Karen!

[18:20] <Triciaw> Go Karen!

[18:20] <QuelLove> treu Sarah

[18:20] <QuelLove> true

[18:21] <TopHatMan> (i told mom that i'd won something, and she said "oh wow!" and then nearly drove us off the road...)

[18:21] <TopHatMan> kerths can be dangerous...

[18:21] <Wendymr> go Gerry and Kathy and Kathy and Marilyn and Annie and CC <g>

[18:21] <Supes1Fan> good luck everyone

[18:21] <RetroRose> Good luck to all :)

[18:21] <LabRat> Lovely presentation, Karen!

[18:21] <ChiefPam> you're in the car, Paul?? <g>

[18:21] * Queenofth hands four-leaf-clovers to all nominees

[18:21] * SuperMom catches her breath, having run up the hill from doing yard word

[18:21] <Saskia> good luck everyone!!!

[18:21] <QuelLove> Good luck, everyone :)

[18:21] * hachiban holds her breath ...

[18:21] <ChiefPam> good luck, all! :)

[18:21] <Laurie> good thing he's not driving, pam

[18:21] <ChiefPam> seriously <g>

[18:21] <R-El> Yay Kathy, Gerry, Marilyn, Annie, and CeeCee!

[18:21] <StarKat> ok, taking a homework break. What's the room for watching the awards?

[18:21] <TopHatMan> yeah. coming up on orlando in another couple categories...

[18:21] <DocJill> good luck eveyrone!

[18:22] <Bethy> SOUND! YAY!

[18:22] <Wendymr> <--- bated breath...

[18:22] <hachiban> kerthawards

[18:22] <EvilAuntY> lol, Karen

[18:22] <Wendymr> LOL Karen!

[18:22] <LabRat> Awwwwwwwwwww, Karen!

[18:22] <QuelLove> lol Karen

[18:22] <RetroRose> lol Karen!

[18:22] <R-El> Karen's been at the Kryptonite again

[18:22] <farneygal> LOL< Karen!

[18:22] <KarenT> Lois Unbuttoned by CC Aiken!

[18:22] * KarenT steps to the side, sucking on her finger

[18:22] <KathyB> CC isn't here this evening, unfortunately, although I know she'll regret it now <G>

[18:22] <KathyB> Talk about not having your priorities straight <G> Imagine, away with family at a time like this. ;)

[18:23] <KathyB> But Lynn is going to say a few words ... Lynn?

[18:23] <LynnM> Well..

[18:23] <LynnM> I can tell you that CC parked her husband by the PC

[18:23] <LynnM> just so excited to be a part of all this

[18:23] <LynnM> she's sorry she couldn't be here

[18:23] <LynnM> but I know she thanks all of you for making her first

[18:23] <LynnM> year here so fun and wonderful

[18:24] <LynnM> So, thanks!!

[18:24] <LynnM> And I'll be sending her an e-mail as soon as the first break!!!

[18:25] <AMCiotola> Congratulations to CC!!

[18:22] <EvilAuntY> yay!

[18:22] <Laurie> yay!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <Supes1Fan> Hooray Congrats CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <Queenofth> YAay!

[18:22] <LCArtemis> yayayayayayayayayayayaya

[18:22] <ChiefPam> YAY!!!

[18:22] <KathyB> Yay, CC!!!!

[18:22] <LabRat> WTG, CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <AnKS> congrats CC

[18:22] <Bethy> Congrats CC!!!!

[18:22] <Melisa-MD> Congrats CC

[18:22] <LynnM> Congratulations CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[18:22] <Wendymr> CC!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <LenaE> yay!!!! congratulations, CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <Triciaw> Congratulations CC!!!

[18:22] <Kaethel> Ooooh CC!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <BarbP> Yay!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <QuelLove> Congrats, CC!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <R-El> Yay CC!

[18:22] <hachiban> Yay CC!

[18:22] <MLT> Congrats, CC

[18:22] <KarenT> congrats, CC!

[18:22] <pmroy> awesome, CC!!

[18:22] <Saskia> congrats CC!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <Saara> congratulations, CC! :)))

[18:22] <RetroRose> yay....... congrats CC!!!

[18:22] <TopHatMan> yay, CC!!

[18:22] <Laswa> Cnograts!

[18:22] <SuperMom> Congratulations CC!

[18:22] <EvilAuntY> Congrats CC ::)))

[18:22] <MissyG> YAY, CC!!!!

[18:22] <Melisma> wtg cc

[18:22] <VickiLC> way to go, CC

[18:22] <farneygal> WOOHOO!!! Well done, CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))0

[18:22] <Chaabreh> Congrats CC!

[18:22] <DocJill> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:22] <LCArtemis> CC CC CC CC CC CC

[18:22] <chmuld> congratulations CC!

[18:22] <TopHatMan> is she here?

[18:22] <Laurie> that was her first story, right/

[18:22] <R-El> Nope

[18:22] <Laurie> ?

[18:22] <Wendymr> no :(

[18:22] <LynnM> She's not here

[18:22] <LabRat> No, she's out of town

[18:22] <R-El> CC's touring the country

[18:22] * TopHatMan gives karen a band-aid.

[18:22] <Wendymr> she's away - but Lynn could collect it?

[18:22] <LabRat> She was gutted

[18:22] <KarenT> Thanks, Paul

[18:22] <Meerkat> lol

[18:22] <LenaE> go, Lynn!!

[18:22] <SQDont> Who's accepting for her?

[18:22] <Kaethel> Lynn, step onto the stage!!!

[18:22] <jennidebb> Cngrats CC

[18:23] <Laurie> who disemboweled her????????

[18:23] <R-El> Lynn, wanna make a speech?

[18:23] <TopHatMan> awww. well, CC, if you ever read the log... congrats!!

[18:23] <Laurie> H??????

[18:23] <SuperMom> Gotta get back outside and unload a truckload of mulch before the rain starts.

[18:23] <LynnM> If they give me voice

[18:23] <Wendymr> lol

[18:23] <QuelLove> lol

[18:23] <LabRat> lol

[18:23] <TopHatMan> lol

[18:23] <Queenofth> Rotflol

[18:23] <BarbP> Family -- what's a family???

[18:23] <Triciaw> lol

[18:23] <TopHatMan> go lynn. you can do it. :)

[18:23] <KarenT> no clue

[18:23] <LCArtemis> Lynn M is proxy for CC Aiken, guys!!!

[18:23] <Wendymr> go Lynn! Change your nick <g>

[18:23] <StarKat> Those people you hang out with when your not hanging out with FOLCs?

[18:23] <TopHatMan> it'll make presenting that much easier... :)

[18:23] <ChiefPam> It's that thing I'm trying so hard to ignore <g>

[18:23] <SuperMom> family -- that's my husband in the front yard with a new wheelbarrow and a truckbed full of mulch <g>

[18:23] <RetroRose> LOL Lynn!!!

[18:24] <SuperMom> see y'all later and good luck to all the nominees

[18:24] <R-El> Wow, to win with a very first story

[18:24] <DocJill> I think family are those annoying loud people in the other room that keep trying to distract me from teh Kerths <g>

[18:24] <DocJill> bye Marilyn

[18:24] <TopHatMan> oh, hey tara. ltns. how are you doing?

[18:24] <LabRat> Awwwwwwww. Sweet, Lynn

[18:24] <KarenT> oh, yeah. That's who that guy is in the living room always playing online games.. my husband!

[18:24] <Supes1Fan> lol Jill..me too!

[18:24] <Wendymr> nice one, Lynn!

[18:24] <Supes1Fan> good job Lynn! ;)

[18:24] <QuelLove> lol karen

[18:24] <StarKat> Pretty good, Paul

[18:24] <LenaE> well done, Lynn!

[18:24] <EvilAuntY> happy mulching, Supermom

[18:24] <KathyB> Great speech, Lynn!

[18:24] <TopHatMan> good job, lynn.

[18:24] <Triciaw> Good job, Lynn!

[18:24] * Laurie pats Lynn on the back

[18:24] <LCArtemis> Good job, Lynn!!

[18:24] <RetroRose> nice job Lynn

[18:24] <hachiban> Very nice, Lyn

[18:24] <CCM> so confused

[18:24] <LynnM> Thanks - I'm kind of shaking

[18:24] <TopHatMan> lol karen

[18:25] <hachiban> Lynn

[18:25] <LenaE> lol, Lynn

[18:25] <Ximemia> dont forget to turn on the radio, marilyn

[18:25] <LCArtemis> lol

[18:25] <SuperMom> radio?

[18:25] <Chaabreh> Ok how come I don't hear anything?

[18:25] <QuelLove> lol

[18:25] <LCArtemis> Your story

[18:25] <RetroRose> Chris..... to you have your sounds enabled???

[18:25] <SuperMom> ah... yes

[18:25] <AMCiotola> While you're up here Lynn ... care to help out CC and introduce for her the nominees for Best WAFFY?

[18:25] <LynnM> Thanks!

[18:25] <LynnM> And since I'm standing in for CC....

[18:26] * LynnM is now known as CeeCee

[18:26] <CeeCee> [all of this was written by CC Aiken <g>]

[18:26] <CeeCee> I feel I was a natural choice to present this category, since there is nothing I like better than a story that starts Happy, moves smoothly to an Entirely Happy middle, and then finally, at long last, arrives easily at an Extremely Happy ending.

[18:26] <CeeCee> I’m talking about that Warm and Fuzzy feeling we all get when we read about people who are so much better looking and more deeply in love than we could ever hope to be.

[18:26] <CeeCee> Not to mention sensitive, sexy, caring, and understanding...

[18:27] <CeeCee> <LOIS>: I mean, really, so what that you’re Superman and you never told me! Am I supposed to hold a grudge when I’ve just realized I love you? We should be watching a video. And cuddling!

[18:27] <CeeCee> And you know what else we should do, after the video is over, that is? We should have a baby. And elope. It doesn’t matter in what order, no one will know.

[18:27] <CeeCee> And we’ll share our hopes and dreams over breakfast pastries...no really...it’s fitting. And it makes sense if you read between the layers.

[18:27] <CeeCee> <CLARK>: And if one of us ever gets sick, and let’s face it, only one of us ever will, I’ll bake for you, clean for you, shop for you - never mind that I’m Superman and might actually be needed...no!

[18:27] <CeeCee> Love means never having to leave for an earthquake when your honey has the sniffles. Did you mention getting married? Because I think we should, too. Only this time no baby, just a romantic song on the radio and a decision that...well...just feels right, doesn’t it?

[18:27] <CeeCee> And those other men? You know, the ones that haunt you? Occasionally come to visit? Keep you from trusting? Forget them! Look deeply into my warm, bottomless, many different descriptive shades of brown eyes and know...I’m all you’ll ever need.

[18:27] <CeeCee> <LOIS>: You and me, honey, Destined Soul Mates...no matter what angst others might write about us.

[18:27] <CeeCee> <CLARK>: Never angst, Lois. That’s garbage! You and I could only be Warm and Fuzzy forever.

[18:28] <CeeCee> <LOIS>: You don’t think we’re...boring...do you?

[18:28] <CeeCee> <CLARK>: Boring! True, uncomplicated love is boring?!

[18:28] <CeeCee> <LOIS>: It was just a thought...

[18:28] <CeeCee> Those singled out, for rubbing our mundane lives in our faces exceptionally well this year, are our most deserving nominees for Best WAFFY story.

[18:28] <CeeCee> Wendy Richards for Friends and Lovers

[18:28] <CeeCee> Kathy Brown for Into Each Life

[18:28] <CeeCee> Gerry Anklewicz for It’s All About the Raisins

[18:28] <CeeCee> Kathy Brown for Lovesick

[18:28] <CeeCee> Lynn M for Roadtrip

[18:28] <CeeCee> Kaethel for Seasons Out of Time

[18:28] <CeeCee> And the winner is.....

[18:26] * LynnM is now known as CeeCee

[18:26] <Ximemia> ;-)

[18:26] <Laurie> lol

[18:26] <Wendymr> ROFL Lynn!!!

[18:26] <LenaE> lol

[18:26] <Saskia> lol

[18:26] <Chaabreh> I don't know. I downloaded them is all

[18:26] <KarenT> lol, Lynn!

[18:26] <Triciaw> lol

[18:26] <TopHatMan> lol lynn! :)

[18:26] <Supes1Fan> lol

[18:26] <RetroRose> rofl Lynn!!!

[18:26] <Kaethel> lol Lynn

[18:26] <QuelLove> lol

[18:26] <Bethy> ROTFL, Lynn!

[18:26] <Wendymr> CC'll laugh her head off at the log!

[18:26] <VickiLC> lol lynn er... cc

[18:26] <DocJill> lol

[18:26] <SuperMom> my husband did call Deliliah on our anniversary once and dedicate a song to me -- isn't he a sweetie (except when we're trying to assemble a wheelbarrow together)?

[18:26] <RetroRose> Chris....... log onto your aim

[18:26] <LenaE> LOL!!

[18:26] <Kaethel> ROTFL

[18:26] <LCArtemis> lol

[18:26] <EvilAuntY> rofl

[18:26] <Wendymr> lol CC!

[18:26] <KarenT> lol, Marilyn

[18:26] <LCArtemis> so true, so true

[18:26] <LabRat> lol

[18:26] <Supes1Fan> lol

[18:26] <EvilAuntY> lol - better looking

[18:26] <QuelLove> lol

[18:26] <Laurie> lol

[18:26] <Wendymr> <g>

[18:26] <Queenofth> lol

[18:27] <pmroy> lol

[18:27] <RetroRose> you crack me up lynn!!!!

[18:27] <Kaethel> lol

[18:27] <Laurie> <sigh>

[18:27] <AnKS> :-D

[18:27] <Wendymr> ROFLMAO!!!!

[18:27] <KarenT> LOL

[18:27] <farneygal> ROTFLMAO, CC!!!!!!!!!

[18:27] <LenaE> rotfl!!!!!1

[18:27] <Saara> lol!!!

[18:27] <Triciaw> LOL

[18:27] <farneygal> ROTFL!!!

[18:27] <LabRat> rotfl

[18:27] <Laurie> lol

[18:27] <DocJill> rotfl, CC!!!!!!!!!!

[18:27] <TopHatMan> lol!!

[18:27] <hachiban> lol

[18:27] <Queenofth> ROTFLOL

[18:27] <Kaethel> ROTFLMAO!!!

[18:27] <Saskia> rotfl!!!!!!!!!

[18:27] <Wendymr> LOL!!!!

[18:27] <QuelLove> LOL!!!!!!

[18:27] <LenaE> ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[18:27] <KarenT> ROFL!!

[18:27] <VickiLC> rotfl

[18:27] <TopHatMan> great speech, CC!

[18:27] <EvilAuntY> ROFL!

[18:27] <KathyB> LOL she's a stitch

[18:27] <farneygal> ROTFLMAO!!!

[18:27] <Kaethel> OMG CC!!!!

[18:27] <Supes1Fan> :) rotfl

[18:27] <Triciaw> Fantastic speech!

[18:28] <Laurie> rofl

[18:28] <QuelLove> LOL

[18:28] <Wendymr> sheer brilliance!!

[18:28] <Saara> LOL!!!! :)))

[18:28] <LCArtemis> lol

[18:28] <Laurie> cc gets the speech award

[18:28] <DocJill> oh, love it, love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:28] * KarenT rolls

[18:28] * farneygal is prostrate on the floor with laughter!!!

[18:28] <KarenT> that's hilarious

[18:28] <LabRat> Yeah, CC's a shoe in for the Best Speech in the Artie Awards. <G>

[18:28] <Meerkat> lol!!!

[18:28] <hachiban> rotflmao

[18:28] <TopHatMan> that's alt-kerths, laurie. ;)

[18:28] <LenaE> LOL!!!!!! CC!!!! hilarious!!

[18:28] <Wendymr> nice use of the nominees' plots :)

[18:28] <Supes1Fan> too funny!!

[18:28] <KathyB> God, that was so ..., CC <G>

[18:28] * QuelLove is laughing a lot...can't breath

[18:28] <Saskia> go Wendy, Kathy, Gerry, Lynn and Kaethel!

[18:29] * TopHatMan awards CC 10 bonus points.

[18:29] <Wendymr> Good luck all!!!!

[18:29] <farneygal> best of luck!!!

[18:29] <KarenT> good luck

[18:29] <Kaethel> good luck to all:!:

[18:29] <Laurie> yay!!!!!!

[18:29] <CeeCee> Wendy Richards for Friends and Lovers

[18:29] <Wendymr> You're kidding!!

[18:29] <Wendymr> ummm... okay...

[18:29] <Wendymr> Well, how the heck can I follow that?

[18:30] <Wendymr> Thank you so much to everyone who voted for this story. I'm stunned. Really.

[18:30] <Wendymr> And, Lynn channelling CC, thank you for one of the best nominating speeches I've seen in a while

[18:30] <Wendymr> Congratulations also to all the other nominees in this category - I loved all your stories and I wish you all could have won

[18:30] <Wendymr> thank you and goodnight! :))))))))

[18:31] <AMCiotola> Congrats Wendy! and great job CC (and Lynn for stepping up)

[18:29] <MLT> Congrats, Wendy

[18:29] <Wendymr> huh?

[18:29] <KarenT> Congrats, Wendy!

[18:29] <Supes1Fan> Hooray Congrats Wendy!!!!!!!!!

[18:29] <R-El> Yay Wendy!!!!!!

[18:29] <Saara> Congratulations, Wendy!!! :))

[18:29] <Qex> Yay!!!!

[18:29] <Meerkat> Yay, Wendy!!!

[18:29] <LenaE> congratulations, Wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:29] <Queenofth> Hooray!

[18:29] <farneygal> CONGRATS, Wendy!!!!!!! :)

[18:29] <pmroy> Yeah - Wendy!!!!!!!

[18:29] <Triciaw> Congratulations Wendy!!!!!!

[18:29] <Kaethel> Yay!!!!!!!! Congrats Wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:29] <Saskia> congrats Wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:29] <TopHatMan> congrats wendy!!

[18:29] <hachiban> Congrats Wendy!

[18:29] <Qex> Whoo!!!

[18:29] <MissyG> YAY!! Wendy!!

[18:29] <EvilAuntY> yay, Wendy!

[18:29] <AnKS> congrats wendy!!

[18:29] <KarenT> now, what'd I tell you earlier????? :-P

[18:29] <QuelLove> Hey Congrats, Wendy!!!!!!1

[18:29] <LabRat> Congrats, Wendy! :)))))))))))))))

[18:29] <|Pelican> congrats, Wendy!!!!!! :D

[18:29] <DocJill> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!11

[18:29] <ChiefPam> Yay, Wendy!! :)

[18:29] <Melisma> wtg wendy

[18:29] <Laswa> congrats, Wendy :)

[18:29] <Melisa-MD> Congrats Wendy

[18:29] * Laurie has long since forgotten what she voted for in most categories

[18:29] <R-El> What was that about no speech?

[18:29] <chmuld> Good for you, Wendy!

[18:29] <MLT> Congrats Wendy

[18:29] <Bethy> Congrats, Wendy!

[18:29] * CeeCee is now known as LynnM

[18:29] <newtruefa> No surprise there...congrats

[18:29] <LynnM> Way to go Wendy!!!!!!!!!

[18:29] <BarbP> Yay Wendy

[18:29] <RetroRose> yay....... congrats Wendy!!!!

[18:29] <LCArtemis> Congrats, Wendy!!!!!

[18:30] <Supes1Fan> woo woo woo

[18:30] <Supes1Fan> :)

[18:30] <jennidebb> Congrats Wendy

[18:30] <Queenofth> Go Wendy! Go Wendy! It's your birthday!

[18:30] <LenaE> WTG, Wendy!!!!! :))))

[18:31] <Wendymr> thank you all!

[18:31] <Wendymr> seriously, I'm amazed. But delighted :)))

[18:31] <Supes1Fan> great job Wendy!!

[18:31] <KathyB> Congrats, Wendy :)

[18:31] <KarenT> congrats, Wendy!

[18:31] <Laurie> tough choices this year, too :)

[18:31] <EvilAuntY> Nice speech once you got going <g>

[18:31] <hachiban> :)

[18:31] <QuelLove> lol

[18:31] <Lois_Lane> lol

[18:31] <LenaE> lol

[18:31] <R-El> Think Comedy's up next

[18:31] <KarenT> well, considering someone didn't think she'd need a speech... ;-)

[18:31] <KarenT> yep

[18:32] <KathyB> heh heh

[18:32] <LynnM> Whew. Glad that's over <g>

[18:32] <Wendymr> lol

[18:32] <KathyB> she always says that <g>

[18:32] <KathyB> we never listen <g>

[18:32] <Supes1Fan> great job Lynn

[18:32] <LynnM> So very cool, Wendy!!!!

[18:32] <AMCiotola> And now, if you would channel Chris, Wendy, take it away for Best Comedy :)

[18:32] * Wendymr is now known as ChrisC

[18:32] <ChrisC> <Man in baggy yellow and black checked trousers and sporting a particularly shiny plastic red nose arrives at the entrance to the building where the Kerths ceremony is being held> "Knock, knock."

[18:32] <ChrisC> <Bouncer, looking particularly muscular and forbidding, despite the Superman pin she's sporting on her lapel> "You can't come in without a ticket. Entrance is by invitation only."

[18:32] <ChrisC> <Man, feeling intimidated, but putting on a brave face> "You're *supposed* to say 'Who's there?'"

[18:33] <ChrisC> <Bouncer growls> "Oh, c'mon! Don't you know that we folcs outgrew those kinds of jokes years ago?"

[18:33] <ChrisC> Okay, so maybe that's a little strong – a little pompous.

[18:33] <ChrisC> But you get my point.

[18:33] <ChrisC> As in other writing categories – romance, fluff, drama... – folcs have proved themselves to be incredibly inventive when writing humour. Over the last few years there have been some remarkable comedy stories. These have been submitted variously for challenges – Hazel's plot untwists, for example. Or those silly revelations from a while back. Or last year's hair-cut challenge.

[18:33] <ChrisC> Or they have been written as one-off stories, penned (or typed) for their own sake.

[18:33] <ChrisC> It doesn't matter whether these stories have been filled with in jokes, out jokes, word jokes or word images. They all have one thing in common: they are designed to make us, the readers, laugh.

[18:33] <ChrisC> And they do.

[18:33] <ChrisC> This year has – of course – produced some wonderful examples of the genre.

[18:34] <ChrisC> So, without further ado, I'd like to present the nominations for Best Comedy. These are:

[18:34] <ChrisC> Battle of the Network Printers, by Pam Jernigan and Yvonne Connell

[18:34] <ChrisC> Robitussin, by Jen D

[18:34] <ChrisC> Tea Totaled, by AnnieM and Kathy Brown

[18:34] <ChrisC> Well, I'll be a Kryptonian's Uncle, by Paul-Gabriel Wiener

[18:34] <ChrisC> and last, but by no means least

[18:34] <ChrisC> Zombies Ate My Homework, also by Paul-Gabriel Wiener.

[18:34] <ChrisC> and... I need the envelope, so excuse me while I go and check my mail. It has to come a very long way, you know.

[18:34] <ChrisC> All the way from Idaho to Dundee

[18:35] <ChrisC> And the winner is...

[18:32] <Wendymr> Comedy... uh-oh, that's me!

[18:32] <LabRat> lol, Kathy

[18:32] <Bethy> great job, Lynn!

[18:32] <Laurie> lol, kathy

[18:32] <TopHatMan> great job, lynn. :)

[18:32] <CCM> congrats wendy:)

[18:32] * Queenofth LOVES comedy!

[18:32] * Wendymr is now known as ChrisC

[18:32] <R-El> I'm starting to detect a pattern

[18:32] <TopHatMan> so, you going to present something else, as yourself, with your own speech and all..? ;)

[18:32] <R-El> Who's presenting next? ;)

[18:32] <LenaE> LOL

[18:32] <Kaethel> LOL!

[18:32] <farneygal> LOL!!!!!

[18:32] <Saskia> lol!!!

[18:32] <Kaethel> it's gonna be hilarious-speech night!! :)))

[18:32] <TopHatMan> uh-oh. no ticket. out the blimp...

[18:32] <QuelLove> LOL

[18:33] <Triciaw> LOL

[18:33] <LynnM> Yeah, Paul. I present later as me

[18:33] <DocJill> lol!

[18:33] <LenaE> LOL, Chris!!!

[18:33] <LabRat> lol

[18:33] <TopHatMan> lol chris

[18:33] <QuelLove> LOL!!!!!

[18:33] <ChiefPam> lol

[18:33] <Laurie> is this something about the initials C C?

[18:33] <LenaE> lol, Laurie

[18:33] <Kaethel> lol Laurie

[18:33] <jennidebb> I thought it was funny too... that's Jenni here not Chris:)

[18:33] <LenaE> lol

[18:33] <KathyB> LOL Laurie

[18:34] <LabRat> We have some very funny authors in our fandom. :)))))))))

[18:34] <Kaethel> great speech, Chris!!

[18:34] <QuelLove> lol

[18:34] <Melisma> what's with all the little black squares i'm seeing in the speech?

[18:34] <Saskia> good luck everyone!

[18:34] <KarenT> nice speech!

[18:34] <Triciaw> Great speech, Chris!

[18:34] <KarenT> something in the formatting

[18:34] <LenaE> great speech!!

[18:34] <LynnM> yeah

[18:34] <TopHatMan> good luck everyone! :)

[18:34] <ChiefPam> I still can't believe Y and I got nominated for this...

[18:34] <LynnM> some characters don't paste properly

[18:34] <MLT> Boy this is hard

[18:34] <LenaE> lol Pam

[18:34] <Triciaw> Good luck all!

[18:34] <EvilAuntY> Me either, Pam

[18:34] <LabRat> Sometimes it does that with punctuation, when you cut and paste

[18:34] <LynnM> Paul - you against you <g>

[18:34] <MLT> I had all sorts ofr problems getting back on

[18:35] <DocJill> good luck everyone!

[18:35] <KarenT> lol

[18:35] <TopHatMan> yeah. hate it when that happens... okay, maybe it's not so bad... ;)

[18:35] <LabRat> rotfl

[18:35] <LenaE> LOL

[18:35] <EvilAuntY> lol

[18:35] <Kaethel> lol

[18:35] <QuelLove> lol

[18:35] <Kaethel> let's pray it's not coming by carrier pigeon

[18:35] <jennidebb> get it right, Brought Ferry! <g>

[18:35] <LynnM> lol

[18:35] <ChrisC> Tea Totaled, by Annie M and Kathy Brown

[18:35] <ChrisC> Congratulations, Kathy and Annie!!!

[18:35] <KathyB> No way!

[18:35] * ChrisC is now known as Wendymr

[18:35] <KathyB> No wonder Erin wasn't telling me who the winner was so I could find them to voice them <G>

[18:35] <ELK> LOL!

[18:35] <KathyB> I just thought she was falling down on the job <G>

[18:35] <ELK> I thought you might be able to find yourself <bg>

[18:36] <KathyB> Well, I certainly never expected this, but I'm absolutely delighted, as I'm sure Annie will be when I tell her

[18:36] <KathyB> She had other plans for tonight, but did manage to pop in to say hello in the chat channel before the ceremony

[18:36] <KathyB> Too bad she didn't stick around just a little longer :)

[18:37] <KathyB> Thank you so much, everyone .. .I'm grinning and I'm sure Annie will be, too. We had a ton of fun writing this story ... probably more fun than anyone should be allowed to while writing <g>

[18:37] <KathyB> we were brainstorming late into the night many times, and laughing ourselves sick as we'd come up with something new to add, so this is just the icing on the cake

[18:38] <KathyB> Thanks, again!

[18:38] <AMCiotola> Congrat to Kathy and Annie!

[18:35] <Laurie> yay

[18:35] <BarbP> Yay!!!!!!

[18:35] <EvilAuntY> yay!!!!

[18:35] <KarenT> YAY!!!!

[18:35] <MissyG> YAY!!!!!!

[18:35] <Queenofth> YAAAAY!!!

[18:35] <LabRat> Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <LenaE> congratulations, Annie and Kathy!!! :)))))))

[18:35] <LCArtemis> yayayayayayayayayayya

[18:35] <AnKS> yay!!

[18:35] <Supes1Fan> Hooray CONGRATS ANNIE AND KATHY!!!

[18:35] <Qex> Yay!!!!

[18:35] <|Pelican> yay!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <R-El> Yay, Annie and Kathy!

[18:35] <RetroRose> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <MLT> Congrats, Annie and Kathy

[18:35] <Saara> Congrats, Annie and Kathy!!! :)))

[18:35] <Saskia> congrats Annie and Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <LynnM> Yay!!! Annie and Kathy B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <Meerkat> Yay, Annie and Kathy!!!

[18:35] <EvilAuntY> well done Kathy and annie :)

[18:35] <Kaethel> WOohooo!!! WTG Annie and Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <TopHatMan> woo-hoo! congrats annie and kathy!! :)

[18:35] <Triciaw> Congratulations Annie & Kathy!!!!!!

[18:35] <QuelLove> Congrats Kathy and Annie!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[18:35] <Laswa> Congrats! :)

[18:35] <Melisma> wtg annie and kathy

[18:35] <ChrisC> YAY Kathy and Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <KarenT> Congrats, Annie and Kathy!

[18:35] <DocJill> woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats Annie and Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] * ChrisC is now known as Wendymr

[18:35] <Bethy> WOO HOO! CONGRATS Kathy and Annie!

[18:35] <farneygal> CONGRATS, Annie and Kathy!!!!!! :)))))

[18:35] <Melisa-MD> YAY Annie and Kathy!

[18:35] <pmroy> WTG, Annie and Kathy!!!

[18:35] <jennidebb> Congrats

[18:35] <ChiefPam> WTG, Kathy & ANnie <g>

[18:35] <hachiban> Yay, Annie and Kathy!

[18:35] <Qex> WTG, Kathy and Annie!

[18:35] * Queenofth throws confetti

[18:35] <RetroRose> Crongrat Annie and Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:35] <chmuld> Good for you, Kathy and Annie!

[18:35] <StarKat> congrats :)

[18:35] <Wendymr> great speech, Chris!

[18:35] <KarenT> LOL

[18:35] <Melisma> wtg speach wendy

[18:35] <QuelLove> lol

[18:35] <LynnM> lol Kathy

[18:35] <newtruefa> Congrats!!!!

[18:35] <LabRat> lol

[18:36] <Wendymr> terrific story!!

[18:36] <|Pelican> amazing! :))

[18:36] <QuelLove> yeah wonderful story :)

[18:36] <ChiefPam> hilarious <g>

[18:36] <Triciaw> Great story!!!!

[18:36] <TopHatMan> lol, kathy

[18:36] <Supes1Fan> love this one!

[18:36] * KarenT breaks out the blue cups!!!

[18:36] <Laurie> drat, lost paul

[18:36] <Wendymr> lol!

[18:36] <Saskia> lol!!!

[18:36] <Triciaw> lol

[18:36] <Melisa-MD> lol

[18:36] <Meerkat> I told Annie, Kathy.

[18:37] <CCM> congrats everyone!!!!

[18:37] <Melisma> oops, hope the no route to host doesn't mean that paul got LOST...

[18:37] <Meerkat> So she does at least know. :)

[18:37] <hachiban> Paul's back

[18:37] <Melisma> paul didja get lost?

[18:37] <TopHatMan> i don't know what happened.

[18:37] * Supes1Fan is very nervous now

[18:37] <|Pelican> ooh, anyone remember that hilarious post Annie made right after posting Tea Totalled? The "research" for the story? Getting very much drunk and sending an email to Kathy... God, I was laughing for ages <G> ;)

[18:37] <R-El> I find it amusing Paul has Weekawken in his ISP's name

[18:37] <TopHatMan> how much did i miss?

[18:37] <QuelLove> lol Kathy

[18:37] <EvilAuntY> Yes, I remember that, Pel

[18:37] <Melisma> tha's what they saidd happened - figured you got lost

[18:37] <Laurie> weehawken is a town in NJ

[18:38] <DocJill> re Paul, you missed us freaking out about losing you, that's about it <g>

[18:38] <R-El> So is there really a Weehawken Gazette?

[18:38] <KathyB> Pel, so was I <G>

[18:38] <|Pelican> <G>

[18:38] <TopHatMan> lol, thanks jill.

[18:38] <Laurie> could be, roger, but they more likely read the paper out of newark--the home ledger or something

[18:39] <KarenT> apparently not, Roger..

[18:39] * KarenT checked.. the only 2 instances in Google were from fics

[18:39] <KathyB> thanks everyone!

[18:39] <AMCiotola> Next we have our last category before our first break. Let's welcome Liz to announce Best Holiday/Special Occasion

[18:39] <Supes1Fan> Good Evening everyone - I'm here at the Kerth's for my first time and I get the honor of presenting an award! Tonight that award is for Best Holiday/Special Occasion Story.

[18:39] <Supes1Fan> The nominees are:

[18:39] <Supes1Fan> In The Bleak Mid-Winter by Wendy Richards - Alt-Clark hates Christmas?! Until HG Wells bring him a very special present..

[18:39] <Supes1Fan> The Last Valentine by Yvonne Connell - a bittersweet romantic tale about saying goodbye..

[18:39] <Supes1Fan> Merry Smoochie To You by Missy Gallant - a funny story about Lois, a bale of hay and the aforementioned smootchies!

[18:40] <Supes1Fan> Santa Baby by Wanda Detroit - At the Daily Planet Christmas party Lois give Clark a very merry serenade!

[18:40] <Supes1Fan> Super Santa Claus Man by LynnM - in this story one of Lois and Clark's children sees Santa in a very different light

[18:40] <Supes1Fan> and An Unexpected Valentine by Kaethel - a sweet story about coincidences and how you can meet 'the One' in a most unexpected place

[18:40] <Supes1Fan> And the winner is.......

[18:41] <Supes1Fan> sorry..am i supposed to check my email?

[18:41] <KathyB> LOL, you have an /msg, Liz

[18:41] <KathyB> from Erin

[18:41] <ELK> unless the internet gremlins ate it! <g>

[18:39] <LenaE> go, Liz!! :))

[18:39] <LabRat> Good luck, Liz! You'll do great. :)

[18:39] <Laurie> ah, the category that roger was supposed to introduce ;)

[18:39] <QuelLove> go Liz :)

[18:39] <BarbP> Congrats Kathy -- you made it fun for us to read, too.

[18:39] <LenaE> one of the many, laurie <g>

[18:39] <KathyB> I'm slow because I'm juggling windows and voicing, but I appreciate all the congrats!!!

[18:39] <R-El> no, that was best introspection...I mean innovative

[18:40] <Wendymr> good luck, Y and H and Missy and Wanda and Lynn!!!!

[18:40] * ChiefPam is rooting for Bleak Midwinter!

[18:40] <MissyG> Good luck all!!!

[18:40] <Saskia> good luck everyone!!!!

[18:40] <Kaethel> good luck, all!!!

[18:40] <Triciaw> Good luck all!

[18:40] <Wendymr> aww! Ta, Pam!

[18:40] <LynnM> Good luck to all!

[18:40] <RetroRose> good luck all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:40] <KarenT> Good luck, everyone

[18:40] <Melisma> question - do all the fic board fics eventyally go to the archive?

[18:40] <DocJill> good lucky everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:40] <TopHatMan> good luck everyone! :)

[18:40] <KarenT> only if they submit them, Mel

[18:40] <LabRat> Most of them, Mel

[18:41] <R-El> We need a Jeopardy sound

[18:41] <Kaethel> lol Roger

[18:41] <LynnM> lol

[18:41] <Melisma> cause i'venot been to the boards in months, no time - but i still wanna read the fics, bu i dont wannatroll through post after post

[18:41] <VickiLC> lol roger

[18:41] <Wendymr> does she know where to see the winner? <g>

[18:41] <LabRat> Mell, use the TOCS

[18:41] <Kaethel> LOL

[18:41] <KarenT> There's a whole folder of TOC's, Mel

[18:41] <|Pelican> lol!

[18:41] <EvilAuntY> uh,oh...technology break down?

[18:41] <RetroRose> LOL Sas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:41] <KarenT> uhoh

[18:41] <R-El> Eep

[18:41] <LynnM> Liz - check your IM from Erin

[18:41] <LabRat> There should be an im, Liz.

[18:41] <KarenT> oh. hehe

[18:41] <LabRat> At the top of your screen

[18:41] <R-El> Window probably popped up behind the others

[18:41] <KarenT> LOL

[18:41] <Supes1Fan> An Unexpected Valentine, by Kaethel!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:42] <Kaethel> Ohmygod!!!

[18:42] <Kaethel> OMG OMG OMG!

[18:42] <Kaethel> I demand a recount!!!

[18:42] <Kaethel> uh... wait; <g>

[18:42] <Kaethel> I can't believe that!!!!

[18:43] <Kaethel> Seriously, guys, my heart is hammering right now and my fingers are trembling so much I have no idea how I can be typing anything coherent, but...

[18:43] <Kaethel> I want to give a HUGE thank you to a number of people (so no-one un-op me just yet <g>)

[18:43] <Kaethel> first I want to thank everyone who nominated this story and voted for it - being nominated was more than I ever hoped to be, especially thsi year, and so I cannot possibly tell you how GOBSMACKED I am right now

[18:44] <Kaethel> I also want to thank my BRs, my wonderful, fantastic, brilliant BRs

[18:44] <Kaethel> because without them nothing would be possible and no story would ever make it out of my hard drive

[18:44] <Kaethel> thank you all again, and please get me the stretcher now!!!!!!!

[18:44] <Kaethel> thud.

[18:44] <Kaethel> you may unvoice me now. <g>

[18:44] <Kaethel> but thud anyway. ;)

[18:44] * AMCiotola pours some qwine on Helene

[18:45] <AMCiotola> Congrats Kae!

[18:41] <Laurie> yay!!!!!!!! H!!!!!!!!!

[18:41] <Wendymr> YAY H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:41] <CCM> I forgot about that!

[18:41] <BarbP> Congrats H!!!!!!

[18:41] <Melisma> alright kae

[18:41] <MLT> Congrats, Kaethel

[18:41] <LabRat> Wooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:41] <R-El> Yay, Kae!!!!!!!!

[18:41] <LenaE> WTG, H!!!! Congratulations!!!

[18:42] <DocJill> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:42] <AnKS> wohoo! congrats Kaethel;

[18:42] <MissyG> YAY!!!!!

[18:42] <Saskia> yay H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:42] <KarenT> Congrats, Kaethel!!!!!

[18:42] <Qex> Yay!!!!

[18:42] <EvilAuntY> yay, K :)))

[18:42] <LynnM> Yay!!! Helene!!!! Woohoo~!!!!!!!

[18:42] <Triciaw> Congratulations Kaethel!!!!

[18:42] <Queenofth> yay!

[18:42] <ChiefPam> Congrats, H!

[18:42] <Kaethel> What?????

[18:42] <LCArtemis> yay, congrats Kae!!!!!

[18:42] <LabRat> WTG, H!

[18:42] <DocJill> Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:42] <Wendymr> Congratulations, Helene!!!

[18:42] <pmroy> LOVED this story, Kaethel!

[18:42] <Supes1Fan> CONGRATS!!

[18:42] <jennidebb> Good for you Helene:)

[18:42] <Saara> WTG, Kaethel!!! :)))

[18:42] <Qex> Go, H!!

[18:42] <QuelLove> Congrats, Kaethel :)

[18:42] <Bethy> CONGRATS Kae!

[18:42] <Melisa-MD> Yay Congrats Kaethel

[18:42] <R-El> Congratulations, Kae!

[18:42] <TopHatMan> yay kae!! wtg!!

[18:42] * Laurie shoves H up on the podium

[18:42] <chmuld> congratulations, Kaethel!

[18:42] <farneygal> WTG, Kae!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:42] <hachiban> Yay Helene!

[18:42] <|Pelican> GOE KAE!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[18:42] * MissyG releases well-fed Cupids in the air

[18:42] <KathyB> Yay, Kae!! Congrats :)

[18:42] <Bethy> no fainting!

[18:42] <RetroRose> Good for you H!!!

[18:42] <LabRat> rotfl, Missy

[18:42] <LCArtemis> Breathe, breathe!!!

[18:42] <Wendymr> lol H!

[18:42] <KarenT> yay, no more voice, no more paranoia

[18:42] <TopHatMan> lol, kae!

[18:42] <Queenofth> LOL

[18:42] <CCM> congrats helene

[18:42] <QuelLove> lol

[18:42] <farneygal> LOL!!!

[18:42] <Laurie> quick, while she's distracted! bundle her on a plane!

[18:42] <KarenT> ROFL, Kae!!!

[18:42] <Wendymr> lol

[18:42] <LabRat> rotfl

[18:42] <Triciaw> LOL!!

[18:42] <TopHatMan> lol laurie

[18:42] <farneygal> LOL, Laurie!!!

[18:42] <Bethy> LOL Laurie!

[18:42] <KarenT> Lol, Laurie!

[18:42] <Supes1Fan> great story!!

[18:42] <KathyB> LOL Laurie!

[18:42] <Bethy> I like that plan!

[18:42] <LynnM> lol

[18:42] <Meerkat> lol!!!

[18:42] <R-El> Laurie, which one will stun her more?

[18:42] <QuelLove> lol

[18:42] <R-El> The plane or the award?

[18:42] <Laurie> good question, roer

[18:42] <Laurie> g

[18:42] <LabRat> rotfl, Laurie

[18:43] * DocJill starts shooting! Hah! My shotgun's more than a match for their scrawny arrows!!!!!!!!!!!!! <eg> OW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately there's more of them than there are of me!

[18:43] <KarenT> rofl, Jill

[18:43] <QuelLove> lol, Jill

[18:43] <KathyB> LOL Kae!

[18:43] <R-El> uh oh.

[18:43] * KathyB gets out the hook <vbg>

[18:43] <R-El> big list coming up ;)

[18:43] <QuelLove> lol Kae

[18:43] <DocJill> lol H

[18:43] <KarenT> rofl

[18:43] <R-El> El, where's that chair wav?

[18:43] <BarbP> Just go for it, H.

[18:44] <DocJill> someone play the music <g>

[18:44] <Supes1Fan> lol!!!!!!!

[18:44] <KarenT> lol

[18:44] * MissyG watches as the Cupids start shooting back at Jill

[18:44] <TopHatMan> lol jill

[18:44] <farneygal> LOL, Kae, gobsmacked!!!! <bg>

[18:44] <QuelLove> lol, Missy

[18:44] * KarenT gets out the butterfly net so she can capture the cupids

[18:44] <KarenT> hey... they'd be good for some fic...

[18:44] <Supes1Fan> rotflmao

[18:44] <|Pelican> rofl!!!!!

[18:44] <Laurie> lol, annette

[18:44] <DocJill> oops, H is down

[18:44] <Kaethel> OMG!!!!!

[18:45] <R-El> lol at the wav

[18:45] <LynnM> lol

[18:45] <Melisma> what's qwine?

[18:45] <farneygal> LOL!

[18:45] <KarenT> LOL, H!

[18:45] <Kaethel> Thank you so much guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:45] <Wendymr> well done H!

[18:45] <DocJill> get the smelling salts!

[18:45] <KathyB> LOL on the qwine <g>

[18:45] <R-El> Quick Jill, get out the smelling salts

[18:45] <LynnM> very well done!

[18:45] <farneygal> Congrats, H!!!!!!!!!! :))))0

[18:45] <LenaE> congrats, H!!!!!!!!

[18:45] <hachiban> lol

[18:45] <QuelLove> lol, Kae...great speech

[18:45] <TopHatMan> lol, great speech, kae. :) congrats! :0

[18:45] <KathyB> and Congrats, Kae :)

[18:45] <Kaethel> I never ever ever thought that would happen!!! Wow!

[18:45] <LabRat> Congrats, H!

[18:45] <Laswa> Congrats, H :)

[18:45] <Triciaw> Great speech!!!

[18:45] <Supes1Fan> great speech H :)

[18:45] <R-El> Annette, that's supposed to be "in", not "on"

[18:45] <hachiban> never heard of qwine ...

[18:45] <|Pelican> yeah, ditto!!!

[18:45] <Laurie> it's uniquely, H's, nan

[18:45] <Kaethel> tell you what, Tricia, I have no clue what I said in that speech. <g>

[18:45] <Wendymr> lol H!

[18:45] <KarenT> lol1

[18:45] * MissyG engages ths defibrillators and looks for Jill

[18:45] <AMCiotola> And now, it's back to you Pam with our frist break!

[18:45] <ChiefPam> Bill Frist? He's a congressman... <g>

[18:46] <ChiefPam> never mind ;)

[18:46] <ChiefPam> We've got a few more excerpts for you to guess... big thanks to Kathy for helping me out with picking these!

[18:46] <ChiefPam> Clip #1:

[18:46] <ChiefPam> "Ladies, get ready to bid your hearts good-bye. Next we have

[18:46] <ChiefPam> one of Metropolis most well-known and eligible bachelors..."

[18:46] <ChiefPam> Lois perched on the edge of her seat in anticipation...

[18:46] <ChiefPam> "...a dashing journalist from the Daily Planet..."

[18:47] <ChiefPam> She slumped back in her seat, obviously disappointed.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> "...Please welcome, Clark Kent."

[18:47] <ChiefPam> Clark came walking out from behind the curtain. He was

[18:47] <ChiefPam> wearing a tuxedo and carrying a single red rose. A round of

[18:47] <ChiefPam> applause and catcalls came from the women in the audience.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> Clark smiled sheepishly, his face turning as red as the rose.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> "Let's start the bidding at one hundred dollars." A dozen hands

[18:47] <ChiefPam> immediately went up. "Okay, let's try two hundred," the

[18:47] <ChiefPam> auctioneer said, chuckling. Again many ladies made their bid.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> One voice called out above the rest, "One thousand dollars."

[18:47] <ChiefPam> Lois recognized that annoying voice. She turned and saw a

[18:47] <ChiefPam> familiar dishwater-blond stand up. The entire room was silent.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> Even Clark was surprised.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a bid of one thousand dollars

[18:47] <ChiefPam> from our own assistant District Attorney, Ms. Mayson Drake.

[18:47] <ChiefPam> Going once, going twice, going..."

[18:47] <ChiefPam> "Two thousand!" Lois shouted out above the crowd. Before

[18:47] <ChiefPam> she had even realized what she was doing, Lois had jumped to

[18:47] <ChiefPam> her feet. Clark's head snapped up, and he stared at her with

[18:47] <ChiefPam> amazement. Mayson turned to her and gave Lois a look that

[18:47] <ChiefPam> could kill.

[18:48] <ChiefPam> Anyone got it yet? <g>

[18:48] * KathyB is pleased ... I thought it would be too easy <G>

[18:48] <ChiefPam> Maybe that's just easy for us old folks, Kathy ;)

[18:48] <KathyB> Wendy has it!

[18:48] <ChiefPam> Way to go, Wendy! :)

[18:49] <ChiefPam> (Sold! (The Metropolis Bachelor Auction Incident) By Erin Dawn McInnis )

[18:45] <LCArtemis> frist beak?

[18:45] <Triciaw> ROTFL!!!!

[18:45] <KarenT> frist?

[18:46] <KarenT> anything like frisk?

[18:46] <R-El> Actually, Senate Majority Leader, Pam :)

[18:46] <DocJill> wait! I don't thing she's that dead!!!! H, run!!!!!!1

[18:46] <RetroRose> lol Missy!

[18:46] <hachiban> lol Pam

[18:46] <KathyB> hey, she was ad libbing, what can you do? <G>

[18:46] <VickiLC> lol pam!

[18:46] <MissyG> lol

[18:46] <QuelLove> lol

[18:46] <KarenT> LOL!

[18:46] <R-El> He could come in handy. Bill Frist is a heart surgeon

[18:46] * KarenT giggles

[18:46] <KarenT> oh

[18:46] <Laurie> but he's on this side of the ocean and H is on the other...

[18:47] <R-El> Throw her on a plane

[18:47] <Queenofth> Ooh! Ooh!

[18:47] <Wendymr> oh, I know this...

[18:47] <KarenT> looks so familiar

[18:47] <Wendymr> Phil Atcliffe wrote a sequel to it

[18:47] <LabRat> Oh! Is that that Jude story?

[18:47] <LCArtemis> Jude Williams

[18:47] <KarenT> yeah

[18:47] <Queenofth> Umm, Can't Buy Me Love?

[18:47] <LabRat> Darn...mind a complete blank

[18:47] <LCArtemis> nope, not the one I was thinking of

[18:47] <RetroRose> you and me too Labby!

[18:47] <Laurie> me too, labby ;)

[18:47] <R-El> Darn, and I read this, too

[18:47] <Wendymr> Lori McElhinney?

[18:47] <KathyB> Nope, no one has it yet!

[18:48] <hachiban> I've read it and I can't place it.

[18:48] <LabRat> The Auction. Well, no. Was worth a try though.

[18:48] <KarenT> I will not google, I will not google...

[18:48] <LabRat> rotfl, Karen

[18:48] <Queenofth> I KNOW THIS ONE!!!!

[18:48] <Triciaw> Gerry's

[18:48] <TopHatMan> yeah, i know i read it. but i can' remember the title.

[18:48] <Queenofth> AHHH!

[18:48] <LCArtemis> lol Kab

[18:48] <TopHatMan> lol karen

[18:48] <LCArtemis> er Lab

[18:48] <QuelLove> I read this..I know..oh titles, oh titles!

[18:48] <EvilAuntY> I've read this...

[18:48] <CCM> I know I've read that!

[18:48] <Wendymr> Sold!

[18:48] <LauraU> is it called 'Sold'?

[18:48] <KarenT> lol

[18:48] <Wendymr> Erin Dawn McInnes!

[18:48] <Wendymr> is that it

[18:48] <Wendymr> ?

[18:48] <KarenT> did you google?

[18:48] <Wendymr> No!!

[18:48] <Triciaw> LOL Karen!

[18:48] * KarenT giggles

[18:48] <DocJill> go Wendy!!!!!

[18:48] <Wendymr> :)

[18:48] <LabRat> What? You mean I didn't even get the author right?

[18:48] <KarenT> more impressive, then, Wendy!

[18:48] <farneygal> wtg, Wendy!!!!!! :)))0

[18:48] <LabRat> I was feeling good for a moment there.

[18:48] <R-El> So these quotes can be from any story, not just eligibles

[18:48] <KarenT> good going!

[18:48] <Wendymr> lol

[18:49] <CCM> am very impressed, Wendy!

[18:49] <KarenT> right, roger

[18:49] <LabRat> Yes, Roger

[18:49] <QuelLove> great Wendy :)

[18:49] * farneygal throws Wendy some esteem <g>

[18:49] <ChiefPam> Clip #2:

[18:49] <ChiefPam> Cue a somber announcer, over a collage of

[18:49] <ChiefPam> patriotic images)

[18:49] <ChiefPam> This Presidential election, isn't it time

[18:49] <ChiefPam> for a change in Washington?

[18:49] <ChiefPam> A return to traditional values, but with

[18:49] <ChiefPam> a modern sensibility.

[18:49] <ChiefPam> (show portrait of the Kent family)

[18:49] <ChiefPam> Cast your vote for small-town virtues

[18:49] <ChiefPam> and big city sophistication -

[18:49] <ChiefPam> Vote Martha Kent for President!

[18:49] <ChiefPam> (show the candidate on the campaign trail)

[18:49] <ChiefPam> It's time for a candidate who's more

[18:49] <ChiefPam> than a little different.

[18:50] <ChiefPam> So, this November...

[18:50] <ChiefPam> (music swells)

[18:50] <ChiefPam> Vote Kent for President!

[18:50] <ChiefPam> (Paid for by the Committee to elect Martha Kent)

[18:50] <ChiefPam> [and no, this isn't from one of my stories! <g> ]

[18:50] <KathyB> The story this is from is NOT President Kent .. just to make it harder ;)

[18:50] <ChiefPam> I don't know if I'd call it a story, exactly...

[18:50] <KathyB> I'll give you a hint ... it's not technically a "story" ...

[18:51] <ChiefPam> Laura & Karen are on the right track!

[18:51] <KathyB> Sara has it!

[18:51] <ChiefPam> Wow, Sara!

[18:52] <ChiefPam> (Commercial Break by Ellen Garnett and Debby Stark)

[18:52] <ChiefPam> Ellen & Debby did the commercials the first year of the Kerths, and later compiled them into a file and sent it to the archive :)

[18:49] <Wendymr> lol!

[18:49] <Saara> great, Wendy! :)

[18:49] * Laurie just stands back and watches you all guess ;)

[18:49] <Triciaw> Great Wendy!

[18:49] <TopHatMan> hey, we're passing disney. anyone want anything? ;)

[18:49] <StarKat> I'd better get back to my homework. Congrats to those who have won and those who are going to :)

[18:49] <KarenT> ohohohohohoh

[18:49] <KarenT> I know this

[18:49] <LauraU> is this one of Pam's President Kent stories?

[18:49] <Laswa> Gotta go, have fun everyone and good luck to everyone who needs it :)

[18:49] <KarenT> President Kent

[18:49] <|Pelican> President Kent?

[18:49] <R-El> by Pam

[18:49] <Queenofth> President Kent!

[18:49] <Wendymr> has to be President Kent!

[18:49] <|Pelican> Pam Jernigan?

[18:49] <TopHatMan> nah, pam wouldn't use one of her own, would she?

[18:49] <DocJill> yeah, Michael Eisner's head on a stick, Paul, thanks ;)

[18:50] <LabRat> Yes! Pam!

[18:50] <Queenofth> The martha Chronicles

[18:50] <TopHatMan> lol, jill. don't think he's around. and i don't have a handy stick...

[18:50] <CCM> yes - President Kent

[18:50] <KarenT> wait. you're passing Disney? where are you, Paul?

[18:50] <Wendymr> Not President Kent?

[18:50] <VickiLC> lol jill

[18:50] <R-El> It's not? Somebody else has Martha running for president?

[18:50] <KarenT> oooooh

[18:50] <Laurie> obviously he's a long way from home!

[18:50] <TopHatMan> in a car. on i-4. going 70mph in the passenger seat...

[18:50] <KarenT> wow

[18:50] <KarenT> quite impressive, Paul... I'm jealous ;-)

[18:50] <Laurie> and an internet connection? wow

[18:50] <TopHatMan> lol, thanks

[18:50] <DocJill> my guess would have to be Florida <g>

[18:51] <KarenT> if it's not President Kent

[18:51] <R-El> How does Paul have an Internet connection?

[18:51] <TopHatMan> oh, gee. that helps, pam.

[18:51] <LauraU> is it a commercial?

[18:51] <KarenT> OH! it's got to be a commercial from a previous Kerth ceremony!

[18:51] <LauraU> from a Kerth awards?

[18:51] <Triciaw> What is it??

[18:51] <Melisma> is this one of those funny commercials we had during 1999 or 2000 kerths?

[18:51] <KathyB> You're getting there, Laura!

[18:51] <TopHatMan> i've got a data cable that lets me use my cell phone as a modem. costs minutes, but this is a weekend...

[18:51] <farneygal> oh! The commerical by Ellen Garnett!

[18:51] <farneygal> and Debby Stark, I think...?

[18:51] <KarenT> yay, Sara!

[18:51] <Laurie> ah, so he must have passed a spot with no connection when he was rudely bumped off

[18:51] <Wendymr> yay Sara!

[18:52] <DocJill> good job, Sara!!!!

[18:52] <TopHatMan> yay, sara!

[18:52] <R-El> So you had to have attended a previous Kerth ceremony?

[18:52] <Triciaw> Yay Sara!!

[18:52] <Saskia> yay Sara!

[18:52] <R-El> Wow

[18:52] <QuelLove> good job, Sara :)

[18:52] * DocJill throws some esteem at Sara

[18:52] <KarenT> or read the transcripts

[18:52] <farneygal> LO!L

[18:52] <LCArtemis> Or read the transcripts

[18:52] <ChiefPam> It's on the archive, actually

[18:52] <farneygal> thanks, guys ;)

[18:52] <CCM> Sara - amazing!!!

[18:52] <Saara> great, Sara! :))

[18:52] <Wendymr> it's on the archive

[18:52] <LabRat> Go, Sara!

[18:52] <TopHatMan> no, according to my ISP, i still had my connection. i haven't had to dial back in...

[18:52] <TopHatMan> tho i was worried...

[18:52] * Laurie is jealous of the memory som eof you have

[18:52] <farneygal> me, Roger? no, I read it on the Archive :)

[18:52] <R-El> Sara's swimming in esteem now with TWO correct answers!

[18:52] <farneygal> LOL!!

[18:52] * farneygal does a modest curtsey <g>

[18:53] <ChiefPam> ready for one more?

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Clip #3:

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Clark shrugged and followed his wife, but not before Klein grabbed his

[18:53] <ChiefPam> sleeve. "Nice party, Mr. Kent.

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "Bernie!" Clark said loudly. "Call me Clark. That guy in tights has said

[18:53] <ChiefPam> some 'super' things about you."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Klein blinked. "I'm flattered."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Clark nodded. "I used to be soooo jealous of Superman. My wife was

[18:53] <ChiefPam> so hung up on him."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "Oh, God," Lois whispered.

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "Um..really?" Klein said and began to perspire slightly.

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "You *bet* really. The funny thing is, Bernie, I had a little secret Lois

[18:53] <ChiefPam> didn't know about."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "Clark!" Lois called, and everyone turned to look at her. She smiled. "I

[18:53] <ChiefPam> need your help in the kitchen."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Clark gave Lois a lopsided grin. "Sure, sweetie, I'll be right there. I was

[18:53] <ChiefPam> just chatting with Bernie here...."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> "I know that, *darling*," Lois said with a tight smile, "but it really is

[18:53] <ChiefPam> important."

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Clark shrugged. "Okay, see ya later, Bernie." And he lightly tapped Dr.

[18:53] <ChiefPam> Klein on the back, nearly propelling him across the room and into the

[18:53] <ChiefPam> mayor's husband's lap.

[18:54] <ChiefPam> Wendy & Labby have it! :)

[18:54] <ChiefPam> (Three Capes To The Wind by the IRC Round Robin Group)

[18:55] <ChiefPam> And that's all I've got for this break -- but I'll be back with a hilarious filk by Hazel, for our second break :)

[18:56] <AMCiotola> Thanks Pam, for a lovely stroll down memory lane :)

[18:53] <KarenT> yeah!

[18:53] <LabRat> lol

[18:53] <Wendymr> yay, more!

[18:53] <LenaE> yes!!

[18:53] <QuelLove> go, Pam :)

[18:53] <Melisma> so speaking of comercials, are we gonna have any this year ?

[18:53] <farneygal> oh! Oh! I know this one!!

[18:53] <Wendymr> ooh! THat was an IRC RR

[18:53] <LabRat> Oh, that's that RR

[18:53] <Wendymr> Three Capes to the WInds

[18:53] <TopHatMan> oh!

[18:53] <Wendymr> -s

[18:53] <LabRat> 3 Capes to the Wind?

[18:53] <KarenT> I thought Clark sounded drunk

[18:53] <KarenT> lol

[18:53] <EvilAuntY> lol

[18:53] <farneygal> by Zoomway, and Chris...

[18:53] <farneygal> and...

[18:53] <Triciaw> lol

[18:54] <Melisma> oh yeah... three capes... who's the author? :::smacks her head:::

[18:54] <Wendymr> IRC Round RObin

[18:54] <Bethy> IRC Round Robin

[18:54] <LabRat> Long list of authors. <G>

[18:54] <Melisma> yeah, that's it

[18:54] <KarenT> yay!

[18:54] <farneygal> woohoo!! :)

[18:54] <CCM> yes - irc round robin

[18:54] * LabRat looks suspiciously at K-Comm. They wouldn't want you to list ALL the authors, would they...?

[18:54] <Wendymr> LOL!

[18:54] <ChiefPam> lol, no!

[18:54] <LabRat> Whew.

[18:54] <KathyB> LOL nope :)

[18:54] <QuelLove> lol

[18:54] <Wendymr> Pam was probably one of them ;)

[18:54] <LabRat> Oh!!! I got one!!!

[18:54] <CCM> the best drunk Clark ever:)

[18:54] <KathyB> just how it's listed on the ARchive

[18:54] <LabRat> There's a shocker.

[18:54] <R-El> You've got to really earn that esteem, Labby

[18:54] <DocJill> good job! and see, Labby, you CAN rememeber some of em!!!!

[18:54] <ChiefPam> actually, I don't think I was in on that one :)

[18:54] <TopHatMan> i dunno. there's wine, wine, wine...

[18:54] <KathyB> yes, I agree Carol! That was a hysterical story.

[18:55] <LabRat> It was a very funny story.

[18:55] <LCArtemis> Uncaped?

[18:55] * KathyB bows to Paul in thanks :)

[18:55] <Melisma> that one was before i started with you guys...

[18:55] <LCArtemis> 3 capes to the wind!!

[18:55] <Melisma> so i can say it was brill

[18:55] <TopHatMan> uhm. hello tempos.

[18:55] <LenaE> hi tempus

[18:55] <KarenT> hi, Tempus

[18:55] <Melisma> howd HE get in here? ::::goes into hiding:::

[18:55] * Supes1Fan is glad that her part in all this craziness is OVER! *whew*

[18:55] <KarenT> Oooh, eeeeellll!

[18:55] <R-El> El, your husband's here?

[18:55] <LenaE> lol, Liz!

[18:56] <LabRat> lol, Liz. You did great!!!!

[18:56] <Laurie> lol, roger

[18:56] <Supes1Fan> :)

[18:56] <Wendymr> well done, Liz - that was a nice speech :))))

[18:56] <Supes1Fan> i was shaking!

[18:56] <AMCiotola> are we ready to get back to the show?

[18:56] <KathyB> We are! :)

[18:56] <ChiefPam> Hey, I actually wrote a speech up in advance this year! <g> Yesterday, even!

[18:56] <ELK> Woohoo! :)

[18:57] <ELK> We can't wait :)

[18:57] <AMCiotola> You're more prepared then I am <g> so take it away for Best Mid-Lenght!

[18:57] <ChiefPam> I am honored to be here tonight to present the award for the best mid-length story of 2003. Too long to be short, these stories take on a more complicated premise, but -- too short to be long -- they resolve it quickly and cleverly, for a very satisfactory reading experience.

[18:57] <ChiefPam> There's just too much going on here to confine these tales to short-story length.

[18:57] <ChiefPam> For instance, we have the tale of a poor thirsty ficus plant, who is the unwitting (and unwatered!) catalyst for and observer of a certain revelation...

[18:58] <ChiefPam> We also have Lois, on the night before her wedding to Lex wrestling with three things: an unexpected declaration from Superman, her romantic choices in general... and Clark. ;)

[18:58] <ChiefPam> We also have a happy couple who are delighted to have finally figured out that their pretense of mutual love wasn't much of a pretense at all -- but they've still got one more masquerade to deal with...

[18:58] <ChiefPam> Then there's Clark, while Lois is out of town, giving serious thought to having a serious relationship with Mayson. Meanwhile, out of town, Lois is giving serious thought to the idea of Clark having a serious relationship with Mayson...

[18:58] <ChiefPam> And, last but not least, we have a Clark, forewarned by H.G. Wells, confidently looking forward to meeting his soulmate, the award winning reporter L. Lane... only to get the shock of his life when he learns that the L is for Lucas.

[18:59] <ChiefPam> I'm a big fan of all of these stories. The nominees for Best Mid-Length Story are:

[18:59] <ChiefPam> Fact or Ficus?, by Meredith Knight

[18:59] <ChiefPam> Midnight Gambit, by ML Thompson

[18:59] <ChiefPam> Playing for Keeps, by AnnieM

[18:59] <ChiefPam> The Red Skirt, by Carol Malo

[18:59] <ChiefPam> and Soul ... Mates?, by Wendy Richards and Tank Wilson

[18:59] <ChiefPam> And without further ado ('cause Annette will kill me if I go for a long dramatic pause here <g> ), the winner is:

[18:56] <CCM> great quotes, Pam!

[18:56] <DocJill> wait a minute, El, I thought we told you you couldn't bring your hubby tonight!

[18:56] <Supes1Fan> good fun

[18:56] <KarenT> lol

[18:56] <QuelLove> lol

[18:56] <LenaE> why not, Jill??

[18:56] <TopHatMan> well, it pobably wasn't easy, jill, but being a time traveller does help... you can be in two places at once...

[18:56] <KarenT> because of the havoc!

[18:56] <Kaethel> lol

[18:56] <DocJill> because he has a nasty tendency to try to kill the main characters of our stories!!!

[18:56] <QuelLove> lol

[18:56] <KarenT> lol, Pam

[18:57] <LabRat> rotlf, Pam. WTG <G>

[18:57] <QuelLove> lol, Pam

[18:57] <Triciaw> LOL Pam!

[18:57] <TopHatMan> lol, good job, pam.

[18:57] <Wendymr> lol

[18:57] * Queenofth has to go now :(

[18:57] <Wendymr> aww! Bye Mary!

[18:57] <R-El> Mid-Length up next!

[18:57] <Supes1Fan> :( QOTC

[18:57] <KathyB> aww, see you late, Mary!

[18:57] <KarenT> oh. Thought Tempus was here for the Best Villian, but we don't have that category

[18:57] <DocJill> awww, bye Mary, glad you could come!

[18:57] <hachiban> She's fast.

[18:57] <KathyB> oh, type A <G>

[18:57] * Wendymr is pleased to see that Pam isn't flying by the seat of her pants ;)

[18:57] <LynnM> lol

[18:57] <KarenT> lol

[18:57] <Triciaw> lol

[18:57] <Wendymr> too long to be short... LOL!

[18:58] <LabRat> lol, Pam

[18:58] <KarenT> yeah, me too. wedgies aren't fun

[18:58] <farneygal> LOL!

[18:58] <Supes1Fan> poor ficus

[18:58] <QuelLove> LOL

[18:58] <Kaethel> lol

[18:58] <DocJill> lol

[18:58] <KarenT> LOL.. poor ficus

[18:58] <Laurie> where is mere?

[18:58] <Kaethel> on holiday

[18:58] <LenaE> on vacation, Laurie

[18:58] <KarenT> wrestling with Clark?

[18:58] * KarenT perks up

[18:58] <Wendymr> lol!

[18:58] <Laurie> :P bad timing

[18:58] <Kaethel> lol Karen

[18:58] <R-El> She's in Rhodes, Laurie

[18:58] <VickiLC> lol karen

[18:58] <LabRat> rotfl

[18:58] <Triciaw> lo Karen

[18:58] <EvilAuntY> Nah, he's here under my desk, Karen

[18:58] <Wendymr> good luck Mere and ML and Annie and Carol and Tank!

[18:58] <BarbP> Who's watering her ficus???

[18:58] <KarenT> LOL, Y

[18:58] <Kaethel> do we want to know what Clark is doing under your desk, Y? <g>

[18:59] <Supes1Fan> who? Clark Yvonne? :)

[18:59] <RetroRose> Still Y??????

[18:59] <QuelLove> lol

[18:59] <KarenT> ack. out of the gutter, out of the gutter, out of the gutter

[18:59] <Kaethel> lacing your shoes, huh? <g>

[18:59] <EvilAuntY> Yes, didn't you know this is where he stays?

[18:59] <Triciaw> Goog luck all!

[18:59] <LabRat> rotfl - Lucas

[18:59] <Saskia> good luck everyone!

[18:59] <RetroRose> good luck all!!!!

[18:59] <TopHatMan> good luck, everyone! :)

[18:59] <KarenT> thought he stayed upstairs, Y?

[18:59] <KarenT> good luck!

[18:59] <EvilAuntY> well, my desk *is* upstairs <g>

[18:59] <Wendymr> lol Pam!

[18:59] <KarenT> LOL

[18:59] <RetroRose> I had such a terrrible time chosing in this one!

[18:59] <LenaE> LOL!

[18:59] <EvilAuntY> lol Pam

[18:59] <ChiefPam> Playing for Keeps, by Annie M!

[19:00] <KathyB> Oh, how exciting!

[19:00] <ChiefPam> Congrats, Annie! :)

[19:00] <KathyB> As you know, Annie isn't here, but I'll step in to accept ... you know, as a BR and all <G>

[19:01] <KathyB> I know how much this series meant to Annie ... she had a great time -- albeit sometimes frustrating time <G> -- putting it all together. Especially when it kept expanding to more parts <g>

[19:02] <KathyB> She insisted early on that it would be a trilogy, only to have such a great additional title suggested to her that she just had to write a 4th story. So hint, hint, everyone .. keep suggesting them and maybe she'll keep writing them <G>

[19:02] <KathyB> So thank you, everyone, on Annie's behalf. I know she'll be thrilled :D

[19:03] <AMCiotola> Thanks KAthy and congrats to Annie!

[18:59] <MLT> Congrats, Annie

[18:59] <Wendymr> YAY Annie!!!

[18:59] <Laurie> yay for annie!

[18:59] <AnKS> congrats AnnieM

[18:59] <LabRat> WTG, Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:59] <Supes1Fan> CONGRATULATIONS ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:59] <R-El> Two for Annie!!!!

[18:59] <Saara> Way to go, Annie!!! :)))

[18:59] <KathyB> Yay Annie!

[18:59] <Kaethel> Woohoo!! WTG Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:59] <KarenT> YAY, Annie!

[18:59] <Saskia> congrats Annie!!!!

[19:00] <Bethy> YAY ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:00] <farneygal> yay Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))0

[19:00] <LauraU> YAY Annie!!!

[19:00] <RetroRose> yay, congrat for Annie!!!!

[19:00] <Qex> Yay, Annie!!!!!

[19:00] <LabRat> That was a lovely series

[19:00] <BarbP> Yay Annie

[19:00] <TopHatMan> yay, annie!

[19:00] <Triciaw> Congratulations Annie!!

[19:00] <pmroy> Congrats, Annie!!!

[19:00] <DocJill> yay Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[19:00] <|Pelican> WTG, Annie!!! :D

[19:00] <LynnM> Yay Annie!!!!!!!!!

[19:00] <Qex> WTG!

[19:00] <Meerkat> Yay, Annie!!!!

[19:00] <CCM> congrats Annie:)

[19:00] <Melisa-MD> Yay Annie Congrats!!

[19:00] <Saara> great story!!!

[19:00] <LCArtemis> yay annie!! congrats!!!

[19:00] <chmuld> Good for you, Annie!!

[19:00] <hachiban> Yay Annie1 she definitely should have stayed.

[19:00] <newtruefa> That's my girl!

[19:00] <LenaE> WTG, Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:00] <Meerkat> Oh, yay for Annie!!!

[19:00] <TopHatMan> so, who's speaking for annie?

[19:00] <Laurie> sarah?

[19:00] * Meerkat IMs her twin immediately, even if she's not there.

[19:00] <KarenT> lol, Kathy

[19:00] * TopHatMan quirks an eyebrow at annie's tiwn.

[19:00] <R-El> Guess it's Kathy

[19:00] <Meerkat> Uh... *is too shy*

[19:00] <Meerkat> Make Kathy do it. :)

[19:00] <Laurie> sarah shy?

[19:01] <RetroRose> lol Kathy!

[19:01] <TopHatMan> ah, go kathy. :)

[19:01] <Wendymr> lol

[19:01] <Meerkat> Very shy and retiring. Haven't you noticed?

[19:01] <Laurie> nope

[19:01] <KarenT> nope

[19:01] <Meerkat> Most of us meerkats are, except maybe for the silly Timon.

[19:01] <KarenT> not buying it

[19:01] <TopHatMan> warthogs can be such a bad influence...

[19:01] <KarenT> I thought meerkats were outgoing.. tehy are every time I see them

[19:01] <R-El> We need part 5 now, Annie!

[19:01] * DocJill thinks Sarah is just a little confused about her own personality!

[19:01] <Laurie> out of their holes, you mean, karen?

[19:01] * KarenT thinks Sarah's in denial

[19:02] <KarenT> yeah, Laurie

[19:02] <hachiban> The growing fic ... most authors seem to have experienced that ...

[19:02] <ChiefPam> lol

[19:02] <TopHatMan> lol, kathy

[19:02] <DocJill> lol Kathy

[19:02] <Triciaw> lol Kathy

[19:02] <Kaethel> lol

[19:02] <EvilAuntY> funny how they never shrink

[19:02] <LenaE> lol Kathy

[19:02] <Wendymr> yup, exactly <g>

[19:02] <Kaethel> we'll keep that in mind, Kathy

[19:02] <Laurie> good thing, Y :)

[19:02] * Wendymr remembers thinking that Faux Pas would be short <g>

[19:02] <EvilAuntY> hands up anyone who's ever had a shrinking fic

[19:02] <LabRat> Erm....

[19:02] * KarenT raises her hand?

[19:02] * LabRat takes the fifth

[19:02] <Laurie> don't tell me it's masques?

[19:03] <RetroRose> Your right Kathy...... Annie will be thrilled!!

[19:03] <hachiban> Right. So was the Mystery series. I olny intended one.

[19:03] <LenaE> LOL

[19:03] <EvilAuntY> Really?

[19:03] <KarenT> they keep becoming non-existant

[19:03] <Kaethel> lol

[19:03] <LabRat> Grief, no. <G> Never had a fic shrink in my life. <G>

[19:03] <Wendymr> lol

[19:03] <Laurie> whew!

[19:03] <Wendymr> only when converting from nfic to PG <g>

[19:03] <KarenT> lol

[19:03] <Laurie> that doesn't count, wendy

[19:03] <QuelLove> lol

[19:03] <EvilAuntY> ROFL!

[19:03] <LabRat> LOL

[19:03] <R-El> Be scary if Masques was a shrunken version

[19:03] <AMCiotola> and now to present for Best Short Revelation is ... uh me. <G>

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Now here I just want to qoute a bit from my favorite Relevation scene ... see if you can guess this one:

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Whoosh!

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Spin!

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Shriek!

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Darn!!

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Superman!?!

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Actually ... that's the whole darn fic <g>

[19:05] <AMCiotola> Great job on the guesses! <G>

[19:06] <AMCiotola> While these aren't quite that short, you get the picture. The nominies are:

[19:06] <AMCiotola> Chaos Unspool, by Pam Jernigan

[19:06] <AMCiotola> Clark Uncaged, by CC Aiken

[19:06] <AMCiotola> Fact or Ficus?, by Meredith Knight

[19:06] <AMCiotola> It Only Hurts When I Breathe, by Wendy Richards

[19:07] <AMCiotola> The Red Skirt, by Carol Malo

[19:07] <AMCiotola> and the winner is ...

[19:03] <LenaE> go, Annette!!!

[19:03] <Laurie> exactly, roger

[19:03] <Wendymr> lol Annette!

[19:03] <LabRat> LOL, Roger.

[19:04] <hachiban> That's for sure.

[19:04] <LabRat> Yay, Annette! Go, girl!

[19:04] <TopHatMan> oh, i had one, come to think. i thought "cape of good hope" would be twice as long as it turned out to be.

[19:04] <EvilAuntY> but sometimes they can actually grow when you go from nfic to PG

[19:04] <Kaethel> go Annette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:04] <LynnM> oh, mine shrink when the go from nfic to PG

[19:04] <RetroRose> lol Annette!

[19:04] * ChiefPam remembers thinking Hubris would just be a short one-off vignette...

[19:04] <TopHatMan> re chaabreh

[19:04] <QuelLove> go Annette :)

[19:04] <DocJill> yay, Annette's turn!!!

[19:04] <Wendymr> lol Pam

[19:04] <KarenT> speaking of, Pam....

[19:04] <KarenT> how's K?

[19:04] <R-El> Speech, speech!

[19:04] <QuelLove> lol< Pam

[19:05] * ChiefPam is so busy doing official Kerth stuff she's got no time to answer these questions <g>

[19:05] <KarenT> okay

[19:05] <TopHatMan> lol. pride goeth before the... KB explosion?

[19:05] <KathyB> LOL Pam

[19:05] * KarenT grins

[19:05] <Wendymr> hah! Excuses, excuses...

[19:05] <KarenT> there'll be time to nag later

[19:05] <KarenT> muahaha

[19:05] <|Pelican> computer freeze.. :P re :)

[19:05] <EvilAuntY> That's rat

[19:05] <Marns> thats a Labby

[19:05] <TopHatMan> lol annette.

[19:05] <KarenT> LOL, Annette!

[19:05] <LenaE> that's Rat!!

[19:05] <Saskia> rotfl A!!!

[19:05] <TopHatMan> that's a short revelation...

[19:05] <Wendymr> LOL A!

[19:05] <Kaethel> LOL. That's a RD!!

[19:05] <EvilAuntY> one of the revelationchallenges

[19:05] <LabRat> ROTFL!!!

[19:05] <Ximemia> short rev!

[19:05] <RetroRose> LOL

[19:05] <QuelLove> lol

[19:05] <R-El> That was short

[19:05] <Saara> shortest revelation ever...

[19:05] <DocJill> lol Annette

[19:05] <LynnM> fabulous!

[19:05] <EvilAuntY> short but very sweet

[19:06] <Wendymr> was it Debby Stark?

[19:06] <Ximemia> DStark?

[19:06] <Triciaw> Lol Annette!!

[19:06] <RetroRose> super short even <g>

[19:06] <hachiban> Lol!

[19:06] <EvilAuntY> No, it was definitely rat

[19:06] <ChiefPam> Rhen?

[19:06] <MLT> Tank?

[19:06] <Wendymr> it wasn't Tank

[19:06] <LenaE> lol! I love this speech <g>

[19:06] <Wendymr> go Pam! go CC! go Mere! go Carol!

[19:06] <TopHatMan> good luck, everyone! :)

[19:06] <QuelLove> good luck, everyone :)

[19:06] <farneygal> Good luck, all!!!!!!!!! :)

[19:06] <Supes1Fan> good luck all!!!!

[19:07] * TopHatMan waits for annette's next revelation...

[19:07] <KarenT> good luck!

[19:07] <Saskia> good luck everyone!!!

[19:07] <Laurie> lol, paul

[19:07] <RetroRose> Go Pam, CC, Mere, Wendy, and Carol

[19:07] <ChiefPam> Go CC, Mere, Wendy & Carol!

[19:07] <AMCiotola> Clark Uncaged, by CC Aiken

[19:07] <AMCiotola> Again here to accept on CCs behalf .. .Lynn

[19:07] <LynnM> Oh, I'm just...oh

[19:07] <LynnM> back to channeling CC again!

[19:07] <LynnM> She is probably standing in a hotel room biting her fingernails

[19:08] <LynnM> and will be fainting when she finds out that she won!

[19:08] <LynnM> I'm sure she would like to thank everyone who nominated and voted for her

[19:08] <LynnM> plus all of the great feedback and support she's received

[19:08] <LynnM> I'm thinking this may be enough to keep her with us forever!!!

[19:08] <ChiefPam> We can only hope <g>

[19:08] <LynnM> So, for CC, thanks so much. You guys are the greatest!!!!

[19:09] <AMCiotola> Thanks Lynn!! and Congrats again to CC!

[19:07] <Supes1Fan> CONGRATULATIONS CC!!!!!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!

[19:07] <Wendymr> Whoa! CC again!

[19:07] <MLT> congrats, CC

[19:07] <KarenT> congrats, CC!

[19:07] <Triciaw> Congratulations CC!

[19:07] <Saara> Congrats, CC! :))

[19:07] <Qex> Yay, CC!!!!

[19:07] <ChiefPam> yay!!! :)

[19:07] <Laurie> whoa!!!!!!

[19:07] <Kaethel> WOOOHOOOO!!!! CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:07] <LynnM> WTG CC!!!!!!

[19:07] <BarbP> Yay CC

[19:07] <|Pelican> YAY!!!! :D

[19:07] <TopHatMan> woo-hoo! go CC!!

[19:07] <LabRat> WTG, CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:07] <hachiban> Congratulations CC!

[19:07] <Melisa-MD> Congrat CC

[19:07] <AnKS> congrats cc

[19:07] <pmroy> Yay for CC!!!!

[19:07] <Kaethel> it's CC's night!!!

[19:07] <LynnM> woohoo!!!

[19:07] <QuelLove> yay!!!! CC!!!!

[19:07] <Saskia> congrats again CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:07] <LenaE> WTG!!!!! Congrats, CC!!!!!

[19:07] <farneygal> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, CC!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))

[19:07] * TopHatMan shoves lynn back on stage.

[19:07] <Qex> Excellent job,CC

[19:07] <EvilAuntY> congrats CC :))))

[19:07] <RetroRose> Congrats CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!

[19:07] <KathyB> Yay, Yay, Yay!!

[19:07] <Bethy> Congrats CC!

[19:07] <Chaabreh> Congrats

[19:07] <Wendymr> definitely CC's night...

[19:07] <DocJill> congrats CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:07] <Laurie> what will lynn do when she wins one herself? <g>

[19:07] <chmuld> congrats CC

[19:07] <KathyB> LOL Laurie

[19:07] <QuelLove> lol

[19:08] <|Pelican> lol!

[19:08] * TopHatMan gives lynn bonus points for taking CC's place.

[19:08] <LenaE> lol Laurie!

[19:08] <Supes1Fan> too bad she's not here..

[19:08] <Wendymr> lol

[19:08] <RetroRose> lol Laurie!

[19:08] <Triciaw> LOL

[19:08] <QuelLove> lol Paul

[19:08] <LabRat> lol

[19:08] <Kaethel> yay!!!!

[19:08] <TopHatMan> lol, good thought, lynn!

[19:08] <Kaethel> that's good news, Lynn :))))))

[19:08] <Qex> it is

[19:08] <LabRat> LOL. Certainly hope so, Lynn

[19:08] <Wendymr> yes, let's hope!

[19:08] <Supes1Fan> ditto!

[19:08] <QuelLove> lol, good Lynn

[19:08] <LenaE> :))

[19:08] <Wendymr> WTG CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:09] <LabRat> You know, she'd get zip over at the Smallville awards. <G>

[19:09] <BarbP> We all hope so!!!!

[19:09] <EvilAuntY> lol

[19:09] <QuelLove> lol

[19:09] <RetroRose> lol

[19:09] <R-El> Is she writing Smallville fanfic?

[19:09] <LenaE> lol, Rat

[19:09] <LynnM> Nope

[19:09] <LynnM> she teases

[19:09] <DocJill> lol!

[19:09] <QuelLove> lol

[19:09] <R-El> good

[19:09] <Triciaw> lol

[19:09] <DocJill> good job, Lynn :)

[19:09] <LabRat> No, but she keeps getting tempted, Roger. <G>

[19:10] <Triciaw> Great job, Lynn.

[19:10] <LynnM> Thanks!!

[19:10] <R-El> We need Lynn to keep her in line

[19:09] <AMCiotola> Um Lynn ... I need a huge favor!!!!!

[19:09] <LynnM> um sure

[19:10] <AMCiotola> Can you please, please, *please* announce Best Short Ep Adaption? <G>

[19:10] <LynnM> Oh, sure <g>

[19:10] <LynnM> And this time as myself

[19:10] <LynnM> Every fanfic writer knows deep in his or her heart that if only the producers would have consulted them, the show would have been just that much better.

[19:10] <LynnM> I mean, who more so than us obsessed...I mean...dedicated fans understand what really should have happened in a particular situation? What Lois or Clark really would have done or felt or thought?

[19:10] <LynnM> Nowhere else can writers find the place to let their inner editor/re-writer run free than in the category of Episode Adaptation.

[19:11] <LynnM> After all, if some of our favorite episodes would have continued just a few minutes longer or if the characters had just made one critical change in their actions, many of the burning questions that plague us would have been answered.

[19:11] <LynnM> Or at the very least, we all could have enjoyed such scenes as presented in those stories being considered for Short Episode Adaptation.

[19:11] <LynnM> For example, if they’d simply given Lois a more comfortable couch, she and Clark would have gotten down to business long before Lois had promised to marry Lex.

[19:11] <LynnM> And once she came to her senses and realized she couldn’t marry Lex, I don’t know which scene would have been more enjoyable to watch; Lois Lane running about Metropolis in her wedding dress or the look on Lex’s face when Ellen Lane informed him her daughter had flown the coop.

[19:11] <LynnM> I’m sure Lois herself would have much preferred the version of TOGOM that has Clark opening his eyes immediately after being shot, saving her a lot of guilt and unnecessary chocolate ice cream consumption.

[19:11] <LynnM> And wouldn’t we all have whipped out our checkbooks, ready to purchase Lois’s snazzy red pajamas with Superman’s crest on the back? Those producers missed a gold mine opportunity to make use of those tatty old capes.

[19:11] <LynnM> But mostly, had our fanfic writers been given the chance, we all would have known, as Superman discovered, that no matter how fast you fly, you can never outrun the true calling of your heart.

[19:12] <LynnM> So without further ado, here are the nominees for Best Short Episode Adaptation.

[19:12] <LynnM> Midnight Gambit, by ML Thompson

[19:12] <LynnM> When the Wrong One Loves You Right, by Sara

[19:12] <LynnM> On the Turn of the Card, by Nan Smith

[19:12] <LynnM> Seeing Red, by Missy Gallant

[19:12] <LynnM> and Speed, by Alicia U.

[19:12] <LynnM> and the winner is.......

[19:12] * LynnM needs the envelope <g>

[19:10] <LynnM> I'm sensing a trend, CC wins, then I present

[19:10] <RetroRose> nice Job Lynn :)

[19:10] <Laurie> here she can write about adults :)

[19:10] <LabRat> lol, Lynn

[19:10] <Supes1Fan> good job Lynn :)

[19:10] <KarenT> lol

[19:10] <LenaE> LOL! go, Lynn!

[19:10] <Laurie> lol, lynn

[19:10] <Wendymr> poor Lynn! <g>

[19:10] <LabRat> lol, Annette

[19:10] <farneygal> LOL!

[19:10] <Triciaw> Go Lynn!

[19:10] <TopHatMan> lol, have fun, lynn. :)

[19:10] * QuelLove will tie CC's hands and tell her she only can write LnC fics ;-)

[19:10] <AnKS> :d

[19:10] <DocJill> yay Lynn!!!

[19:10] <ChiefPam> oh, so true!

[19:10] <VickiLC> amen, lynn

[19:10] <Wendymr> lol Lynn!

[19:10] <TopHatMan> lol, great start!

[19:10] <BarbP> yes, yes, yes.

[19:11] <Laurie> El? put lynn down for a presenter for next year

[19:11] <Supes1Fan> so true!

[19:11] <Julie_S> did i miss the entire ceremony...?

[19:11] <LabRat> lol, Lynn - too true!

[19:11] <Supes1Fan> lol

[19:11] <Saara> indeed, Lynn!

[19:11] <LenaE> lol, Laurie

[19:11] <Wendymr> lol!

[19:11] <farneygal> LOL!

[19:11] <RetroRose> LOL lynn!!!

[19:11] <Kaethel> LOL!!

[19:11] <TopHatMan> nope, just the first half...

[19:11] <Triciaw> LOL!

[19:11] <QuelLove> lol Lynn!

[19:11] <BarbP> lol

[19:11] <LabRat> No, still tons to go, Julie.

[19:11] <farneygal> ROTFL, Lynn!!!!!! <bg>

[19:11] <KarenT> lol, Lynn

[19:11] <Kaethel> then I've got to thank Lois's couch-makers. <g>

[19:11] <Saara> lol!!! :)

[19:11] <KarenT> LOL

[19:11] <Supes1Fan> oh yeah!!

[19:11] <TopHatMan> lol, lynn

[19:12] <TopHatMan> lol, kae!

[19:12] <Wendymr> awwww

[19:12] <QuelLove> lol

[19:12] <Supes1Fan> awwwwwwwwwww

[19:12] <DocJill> lol, lynn!

[19:12] <ChiefPam> terrific speech!

[19:12] <farneygal> LOL Kae! Me, too <g>

[19:12] <R-El> I have to take issue with Lynn. What's this unnecessary chocolate consumption?

[19:12] <Kaethel> awww. Beautiful speech, Lynn!

[19:12] <LenaE> great speech, Lynn!!

[19:12] <KarenT> great speech!

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