Kiss Whose Ass
Link to the Advisor Okay…. I know what you must be thinking. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN KISS WHOSE ASS!?” right? Well, the phrase is, of course, not to be taken literally or this would have been an adult site, and plus, even my really REALLY nice, gentlemanly and awesome ARTD 362 instructor will be so mad and maybe even fail me, which I highly believe he won’t do because he is SUUUCH a terrific and kindhearted man.

Oops. Was I just kissing ass?

Anyway, point is, I believe that at some point of everybody’s lives, people will have the need to kiss someone’s ass, whether they like it or not. The most common example would be that between a supervisor and a low-class employee, where the poor little employee has to, or not, kiss the unbearable ass of the supervisor, just for the hopes of getting a promotion whatsoever.

Another example, which I personally have experienced, would be to kiss your teacher’s ass~! Oh no. Maybe it isn’t wise to talk about it here is it?

Kiss-ass picture
Link to Main Page Ah heck. I’ll spill it. You see, sometimes, this works pretty well. Just a while ago I was trying hard to get into the *beep* major and competition was high so to raise my chances I had to kiss *beep*’s ass since I know that *beep* is a part of the selection committee. Hehe.

So what’s the moral of the story?

DON'T BE AFRAID to kiss ass sometimes, for the sake of you and yourself even though a certain nice, gentlemanly and awesome graphic design instructor may not agree!

Feel free to email me for professional advice, free-of-charge:
advisor@kisswhoseass.com

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