| Poor, Begging, College, Guy Needs Money |
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| Ive given you some funny things to look at below as compensation for your generosity |
| The About Me Section |
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| 1. Description of me section Well since Im asking you for free money I guess Ill tell you a little about me. Im a poor college student who is working hard to make it through college. My friend Amber would describe me as an evil bunny rabbit with sharp pointy teeth, she's always having those darn acid flashbacks. Also, Im the proud SOLE cause of the Horse herpes in north western West Virginia. Actually only the first sentence is true, OK and maybe a little of the horse herpes but dont tell anyone about that. Just send money PLEASE. I'm a PayPal member and can recieve gifts through there. just go to paypal.com, sign up and send money to scanes.2@osu.edu thanks. |
| Weak Sales Pitch Section |
| Well, here's the section of the site where I try to sell you something. Ok here goes. Send me $5 and I'll send you a high quality, DELUXE, GOLD EDITION, three layer PB&J sandwich via third class mail. Guaranteed to arive within three to four weeks to stave off that impulse hunger pang you're feeling...well actually, I'm just kidding, I don't actually make sandwiches, or even sell them for that matter, but I do need money, so please send me some. Thank you. Please send money to me. I am a PayPal member, to send me money sign up for PayPal and send it to scanes.2@osu.edu Thank You. |
| Politically Incorrect Section |
| OK. Since you didn't buy the PB&J bit, here's the tasteless politically incorrect selling point. For just $5, I will send you AIDS, thats right people just a little bit of blood or a sample of "man juice" if you prefer. That's right, you can have the world wide plague that everybody's craving. After all, if the strange introvert neighbor down the street (you know the one...the guy who's always having his "gardening partners" over for "tea") has AIDS, shouldn't you? After all you're better than he is aren't you? OK, like the PB&J bit I don't actually sell AIDS. After all anyone can get it for free at your local "specialty bar." However, I do still need money because you didn't give me any for the PB&J bit. go to paypal.com PLEASE, you just have to spend 5 minutes if your not signed up. you can send money to scanes.2@osu.edu thanks again. |
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| It is free to sign up on PayPal.com and only takes a few minutes. they ask a few questions then you enter the person you want your gift to go to (me) scanes.2@osu.edu. Thank you, and yes people do give. |
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