Star... Wars... Oh, no... Shrub brought it back to us today. Slay it again!  There's got to be a better way. What is it good for? Star Wars is a beast for revenue generation. For makers of destruction. Selling a lie. Star... Wars... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again! Star... Wars... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Yeah! Shrub, we despise. Hiring former spies, from past years. Wastes billions of dollars now. Bringing back that Reagan blight. Yet, Shrub still tries. I said...

Star... Wars...
Is an enemy to all mankind.
This kind of war's an insane plan.
Star Wars is a beast for revenue generation,
For makers of destruction.
Selling a lie.

Give it to me, one time now...
Give it to me, one time now...

Cost don't matter.
It's the right wing's dream.
We've got no place for it today.
We know we must fight to keep our freedom.
'Cause if we don't, the right wing will have their way.
Star Wars... eats money by the acre.
Star Wars... friend only to the arms maker.
Star... Wars...
Good God, no!

No!
Give it to me one time now!
Now, now...
What is it good for?

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