Never Been To Spain
(Sung to the tune of "Never Been To Spain" by Three Dog Night)
(As sung by Dubya, the Nowhere Man:)
 
Well, I'd never been to Spain.
There, they found me quite confusing.
Who invited those protestors?
I did not find them amusing.
And I'm refusing
To accept losing
This power I'm using.

Well, I've never been to England,
'Cause I don't like them foreign people.
Sellin' Stars Wars now in stages.
I'll drag them along, if we pull.
Executions... are crime solutions.
Feels so good.
Oh, feels so good!

Anti-Bush protestors in Spain
Never been out of my haven,
Because Texas is America.
Even though I wasn't born there,*
I don't want you to remember.
Can I go home now?
I thought that somehow
They would be flattered.
They would be flattered.

(instrumental break)
Well, I'd never been to Spain.
There, they found me quite confusing.
Who invited those protestors?
I did not find them amusing.
And I'm refusing
To accept losing
This power I'm using.

Never been out of my haven,
Because Texas is America.
Even though I wasn't born there,*
I don't want you to remember.
Can I go home now?
I thought that somehow
They would be flattered.
They would be flattered.

(repeat last verse and fade)

(*Dubya was born a Yankee in New Haven, Connecticut.)

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