Schemes
(Sung to the tune of "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac)

(instrumental intro)

Now there Bush goes again,
He wants... limits on freedom.
Well, who is he to wear the crown?
He won the fight, but he can't
Say that he didn't steal it.
And missing fearfully are the grounds
Of his lawfulness.
He's a big cheat - we've been had.
Like an illness, we're remembering what he did...
W. lost...
But we've been had...
W. lost...

(Chorus:)
Blunders only happen when he's reigning.
Prayers only work when he's not praying.
It's... given... that he's dumb, but he don't know.
Next election, we will see him go... he'll go.

(instrumental break)

Now here we go again, we see his dumb decisions.
Can't make decisions by himself.
If only he... weren't full of crap, and full of schemes, but...
He's got sleazy schemes he'd like to sell...
Schemes, an awful mess...
He's a big cheat - we've been had.
Like an illness, we're remembering what he did...
W. lost...
But we've been had...
W. lost...

Blunders only happen when he's reigning.
Prayers only work when he's not praying.
It's... given... that he's dumb, but he don't know.
Next election, we will see him go... he'll go.

He'll go... ha ha!  He will go!


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