Never In Newt's Dreams
(Sung to the tune of "Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond) 

Victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams

Maybe the Right
Maybe the Right will desire
To atone for their lies
They ran aground
When they floundered apart
So unwise

And Gingrich stalked
The right wing advanced and
It won't balk
But he lost his power last year, you see
He could not forsee
Never in Newt's dreams, babe

And victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams 

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