Dubya Just Can't Run The Nation
(Sung to the tune of "Just My Imagination" by The Temptations)

(instrumental intro)

He stays, 'cause he can't go.
He's watched under Cheney's eye.
Bush says to himself,
"I'm such a lucky guy."
To rule as "Emperor"
Is truly his dream come true.
Out of all the dummies in the world,
We got Duh-Buh-You.

But Dubya just can't run the nation.
Not a democracy.
Dubya just can't run the nation.
Not a democracy.

Was always carried by the Bush family.
He called Texas his home.
Now rules a country
Through judicial larceny.
He'll told you li-i-i-ies...
To get your votes, that's all.
This was the right wing's dream.
His cronies are his team.

But Dubya just can't run the nation.
Not a democracy.
Dubya just can't run the nation.
Not a democracy.

(instrumental break)

The far right, Bush appeased this way:
Ashcroft, made A.G.
Ted Olson made the new Solicitor, S.G.
O'Neill's the money guy.

And Shrubbie's lunacy...
Star Wars for his cronies.
We need to end his monarchy.
His personality... and flaws just really shows he...

Just can't run the nation - yes, it's plain.
Not a democracy.
Oh, Dubya just can't run the nation.
Not a democracy.

(repeat chorus and fade)


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