Stack & G-Whiz Love vs. L.A.
Stackhouse slams, game over.
G-Whiz, Jerry wait, hope on court.
"Touch my costume, Stack."

Ode to Gidza...
the fresh ideas,
good value too, at giant.
my giant dying.

Ode to Manute...
long fence, great value
makes great sense at longa fence.
my giant dying.

Ode to Jake "Kermy" Jacoby, Honoray Wizz...
at the big screen store.
hi, this is my wife irene.
my giant dying.

untitled
"bullets kill people".
if you throw them hard enough.
heel, good sea dog, heel.

The Palace
the cruel eyes on me.
LET ME IN!!! let me out of
this dicey madness.

Fantasia for Yellow Brain
"Wizard not lizard!"
"I thought you said, 'lizard'!" Dumb
ass giant dying.

Dave Johnson
Rod Rod Rod Rod Rod.
Oh, Rod Rod Rod Rod Rod Rod.
Ham slam Rod's half smoke?

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