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Real news - Real laughs - Really. For Sept. 10/05 - Padded Resume Issue Brain Sludge: Welcome all readers to the latest issue of the Wit-news Humor Ezine. If you want to get this ezine via email sign up using the form to your right. Lot's of wit and great featured links including:
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Amid allegations he had padded his resume and never
had any real experience in emergency management, the
Bush administration removed FEMA Director Michael D.
Brown from oversight of the Katrina relief effort.
"And so many of the people in the arena here, you
know, were underprivileged anyway, so this - this (she
chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." -
Barbara Bush commenting on the victims of Katrina.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that
he will veto a bill that would allow gay marriages in
his state.
Monica Lewinsky has been accepted for a one-year
master's
degree course in social psychology at the London
School
of Economics and Political Science.
Yasser Arafat's medical records do not give conclusive
results regarding what caused his death, prompting
Palestinian officials to call for the publication of
the
records.
Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko fired his
government,
saying the abrupt action was motivated by an absence
of team
spirit among Cabinet members and other top aides.
About 1.7 million U.S. children live in homes that
have
loaded and unlocked guns, according to what is
described
as the first comprehensive survey of gun storage in
homes across the country.
Britney Spears is really into the Kabbalah - even
though
she doesn't, like, really understand it all.
President Bush returned to the Gulf Coast, and Army
engineers resealed two levees that had been breached
and cautiously began pumping water out of New Orleans.
- NYT
A Dutch woman, the world's oldest person on record who
swore by a daily helping of herring for a healthy
life,
died at aged 115.
ART GARFUNKEL was arrested when police found a
marijuana
cigarette in his car after pulling him over for
driving
through a stop sign in upstate New York. - RSD
According to the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll,
rising gas prices and ongoing bloodshed in Iraq
continue
to take their toll on President Bush, whose standing
with the public has sunk to an all-time low.
A new study says the human Y chromosome, the DNA chunk
that makes a man a man, that some scientists have
suspected might disappear in 10 million years, will
stick
around.
A wide-ranging analysis of the chimpanzee genome sheds
new light on how humans evolved, and could eventually
result in new medical therapies as well.
Tens of thousands took part in Spain's annual tomato
fight,
Tomatina.
Judy Garland's famed ruby slippers were stolen.
SNOOP DOGG has filed a lawsuit against Philadelphia
car
dealer Gary Barbera seeking 2 million dollars claiming
that Barbera used a photo of him and his Snoop
language,
in which he adds the suffix "-izzle" to the first few
syllables of words, in ads without his permission. -
RSD
The Iraqi government confirmed that the trial of
Iraq's
former strongman Saddam Hussein will begin on Oct. 19.
A yearlong probe of the Iraq oil-for-food program has
concluded that the United Nations allowed "illicit,
unethical, and corrupt behavior" to overwhelm the $64
billion operation.
Ford Motor recalled close to four million pickup
trucks
and sport utility vehicles, saying that a leak-prone
cruise control system could ignite fires. FEATURED LINKS : The WITSTERblog. Wit-based rants, thoughts, explorations - see it up close and personal at WITSTERblog - leave a comment, tell your friends. Be sure and check out our news parody page, ‘The Blue Flame', where we publish our own news parody articles full of the wit you've come to know and love. You can visit The Blue Flame and see our latest stuff.
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