How to know if you’re a drama queen in 50 easy lessons...BTW there ain't no such thing as a drama King so the feminine reference is valid.
1. You may be a Drama queen if: You enter chat rooms & whine about bullshit.
2. You may be a Drama queen if: When you enter a chat room you see, "(your name) and click," even if it's your first time in that room.
3. You may be a Drama queen if: You come into chat rooms and when no one says hello you say, "WTF no hugs?" Or, "Is no one going to talk to me?" This one is too FUCKING obvious, GTFO my room!
4. You may be a Drama queen if: You have to announce you're leaving a chat room more than once. Or cry because nobody ^5s or hugged you back. Ever hear of surfing the web? And yes some of us do more than depend on chat room bullshit for our daily sustenance.
5. You maybe a Drama queen if: You keep scrolling your A/S/L. We all see it we just don't give a FUCK! Plus some of us are hip to 11 yr. olds claiming to be 18.
6. You Maybe a Drama queen if: You say bye to every person in a chat room and expect a one on one good-bye. See # 4.
7. You maybe a Drama queen if: You're still in the room after everybody has told your skank ass to leave. Or you keep going out and in to defeat the Ignore button.
8. You maybe a Drama queen if: You are on the Internet looking for SEX, love, dates, sympathy, or anything else that real people once met face to face for and still do!
9. You maybe a Drama queen if: A PC has become your lover (C'mon, get real, WTF knows what the object of your fantasy's is really doing?) Probably laughing at your stinky ass!
10. And finally #10 if this one applies you are a FUCKING Drama queen par excellence: You maybe a Drama queen if: You've ever left the chat room in tears from words on a screen from some s/n. And came back to same chat room later to boo hoo about it!!!
11. You definitely are a Drama queen if: you try to impress 22 others in a chat room with your hardships and or accomplishments. If you notice most people don't want to hear that shit so we ignore your sorry ass! We may see what you write but we've heard all the poor, poor me and Millionaire/Rock Stars/Tattoo Artist stories we need.
12. You maybe a Drama queen if: You think AOL is where you can find other people interested in your sorry ass, and sorry stories. This is AOL NOT real life, probably at least 75% of shit typed into chat rooms is bullshit. From 11 YO's claiming to be 18 to every guy with a little Dick swearing he has 18 inches of cock!
13. You definitely are a Drama queen if: You come into a chat room and start-calling s/n's your bitch, sister, brother, daddy, whatever. It is a FUCKING screen name that is FUCKING all!
14. You are a Drama queen if: You need your FUCKING ego reinforced by assholes on AOL. Even more so if you believe the FUCKING bullshit!
15. You maybe a Drama queen if: You eat up the WB's and you feed into it with TY's. Get real people when someone goes to the store or bathroom do you say, "Welcome back?"
16. You are definitely a Drama queen if: The only kisses you get are the phony "Muahz," and you eat up the asshole hugs! Why don't you lose some weight or do some other shit, maybe you'll get some real life action?????
17. You maybe a Drama queen if: You are stupid enough to enter a chat room with questions without knowing anybody. Chances are the answers given will be bullshit; AOL doesn't pay us to be Stoopid Questions Answer People!
18. You maybe a Drama queen if: The only interaction with people you get is in a chat room, which is why WB's, & TY's, are so important to you. And also why GTFO's & STFU's hurt your kiddy feelings! BWAAHAHAHAHA.
19. You maybe a Drama queen if: You come into chat rooms desperately seeking attention. And when we don't respond cry and piss and moan.
20. You most definitely are a FUCKING Drama queen if: You are only a GODDAMN hemorrhoid. Your only purpose for being online is to get people mad at you, or even notice your idiotic ass, do that elsewhere NOT in my PIERCING AND TATTOOS ROOM!!
21. You maybe a Drama queen if: you enter my chat room (Piercing and Tattoos) and scroll some stoopid question then get pissed off when nobody answers. GTFO loser.
22. You maybe a Drama queen if: Your rap in my room is, "I'm bored!" Well, that's because you are FUCKING boring. Saying you're bored just sets off the I'm more bored so just STFU. Take that shit to the "Help Me My Asshole's Lonely chat room!"
23. You maybe a Drama queen if: Your opening line upon entering my room is, "Anyone want to chat IM me," That's like standing on 42nd St. in a miniskirt & high heels trying to pick up a trick.
24. You maybe a Drama queen if: You enter my room and make shit for brains statements like, "I like to eat pussy," "I have a 2-foot Dick," or "I'm looking for a date." I feel sorry for any skank ass "males?" who use the Internet as a pick up place, and even more so for so-called "females" who allow themselves to be used this way!
25. You maybe a Drama queen if: You enter a new room and people start arguing with you (This is actually normal) but you resort to skank ass momma attacks and or racial shit, this just shows your mentality (as opposed to age) is still back in 2nd grade. GTFO my room with this bullshit you anal wrinkle!
26. You maybe a Drama queen if: You enter my room and announce your sexual orientation immediately Especially if you say something like, "16/bi F/Cali..." At 16 years of FUCKING age the only cunt you've seen was the one you fell, onto your head, out of. And your brother’s prepubescent Dick doesn't count.
27. You maybe a Drama queen if: You come into my room and ask really dumb questions like, "So who has tattoos (or the most, biggest, or best)?" For the most part we all know each other (by s/n's at least) and have traded pics. Unless you have pics to trade don't waste our time, and take the sorry ass questions to, “Ask The Teacher Anything Hour” at your kindergarten!
28. You maybe a Drama queen if: You continually come back to my room after you've been discovered to be a fake. That just makes you an attention hungry pimple on the anal canal. Take that shit elsewhere we ain't interested!
29. You maybe a GODDAMN Drama queen if: You argue back & forth that you're not a wombat. Ass swipe there's a lil wombat in everyone. The more you argue you aren't one the more it proves you are!
30. You are a FUCKING lowlife Drama queen if: You continue to stay in rooms you are unwelcome and unwanted in? This just proves that you're a penis puppy aoslut. Why stay where nobody talks to your stank ass?
31. You may be a Drama queen if: you come in the room with a gay ass name (locobutt or Gaybartndr) and cry about people making fun of it. STFU & GTFO you wanna be!
32. We may all be FUCKING Drama queens if: We feed into a low life cum trollops meaningless babble. IGGY THE ATTENTION SEEKING TWAT NOW!
33. You maybe a Drama queen if: You greet new arrivals when they first enter the room. Give them a chance to establish themselves as assholes, or whatever, it never takes long for them to do this. Do NOT give them a chance to even think they have a friend!
34. You maybe a Drama queen if: You think this is anything like real life. I got news for everybody; this is a FUCKING AOL chat room. Real life includes pain, disappointment, bad news, illness, and other not so pleasant things. And yes, this rambling is because some FUCKING below life Tedious TWAT (even if it had testicles as standard equipment) got me Tossed again. If you don't like it FUCK YOU TOO. I'm trying my hardest to offend people here...
35. You maybe a Drama queen if you can remember the lies you told last time you were in the room, or even more so if you can't.
36. You maybe a Drama queen if: You even bother asking A/S/Lin my room. Again most of us know each other (by s/n's at least) so what you can expect is A/S/L room is down the hall or A-assholes S-suckers L-losers, and a quick click to IGGY. GTFO loser!
37. You maybe a Drama queen if: You were introduced to this room by another FUCKING wombat. I got news for you butt floss we ain't all her, so do NOT expect us to trip over ourselves greeting your skanky ass...
38. You maybe a Drama queen if: You come into a piercing and tattoo room asking, "Do tattoos, or piercing, hurt?" Well, you alkaloid anus kisser, tattoos mean sitting still (often the toughest part) while your skin is constantly prodded by needles. Do you think you can take it? Ask in room 1 there are "real experts" there to help you. BWAAHAHAHAHA.
39. You maybe a Drama queen if: You don't recognize yourself in the words I've written. I'm NOT trying to remake anybody in my image, but fucking learn something assholes many of y'all still doing the same shit even after receiving this mail?????
40. You maybe a Drama queen if: You keep going in and out of a chat room under different s/n's. The only purpose of this is to defeat the Ignore button, so why don't you Get The Fuck Out and stay...
Well, I'm still going strong at this. Whenever I need inspiration I only need is to UN-minimize the chat room window and in a minute or two some idiot says something STOOPID, and it ends up here... All right, I've been writing this shit for four days now. I feel a little better, still pissed off but I'll live. It's really fucking amazing to me how some of the people I sent this thing to are still doing the same shit. Oh well, FUCK them too, this has acted as a catharsis for me (look it up) without doing this my hometown may have had a homicide...
41. You maybe a Drama queen if you come in the room to find a phone sex partner, then cry when no one wants to call/be called by your skank/lying ass. (Especially if you have no PICS)
42. You maybe a Drama queen if: When someone says, "puff pass" you respond doing the same. Come on wombats, no one gives a fuck how many drugs you do or how often you do them. Besides this is still Gay Oh Well are you getting high puffing a glass Dick or your FUCKING screen ass-wipes? STOP sucking windows screens it's highly addicting and can lead to your anus being violated! LMFAO
43. You are a FUCKING Drama queen (ain't no doubt about this one) if: You come into any chat room and spout your asshole religious beliefs about God. And say, "You're all going to hell," or some such shit. This is a Piercing and Tattoos room, not religion of the day room. Enough said!
44. You very definitely are a Drama queen if: You continue to refer to your skank ass in the third person. Nobody wants to hear, read whatever, "Willy needs a date tonight," Or, "Willy," "Willy attack." Blah fucking Blah. And yes this is aimed at the FUCKING Idiot Bastards Son Frack. A sure enough waste of a good ovary!
45. You maybe a Drama queen if: You make lists of other peoples faults. This has been mentioned a few times in the last few days, seriously offending me ... BWAAHAHAHA.
46. We all have a little Drama queen in us, and in some of us we revert back to it from time to time. I know somebody has a chat-log somewhere of me doing many of the things I'm knocking other people for, do NOT bother pasting it in the room idiot I, at least, learned.
47. You most definitely are a FUCKING Drama queen if: You allow your online behavior to be controlled by your AOL imaginary lover, and cry about it in my room. Doing this violates just about every Drama queen statute I've tried to lay down. Hey, do NOT allow yourself to be controlled by anybody unless you're into S & M, which is a whole other story...
48. You maybe a Drama queen if: You got nothing better to do than stalk someone. Jeeze get a FUCKING life you anal wrinkle. Take that shit out of my room ass-wipe!
49. You are a GODDAMN Drama queen if: You're only online to harass people. Our room is named Piercing and Tattoos for a reason; it's for people who appreciate the ancient art of piercing and tattooing. Those who don't go to, "My Asshole Is Starving For Attention" chat room.
50. You very definitely are FUCKING Drama queen if: My words made you cry, embarrassed, or mad. This started as a joke, more or less, and then became more and more personal because of my 4th TOS. Now AOL can kiss my FUCKING ass I'm buying a new computer in June with one year free AOL so I get to "Disturb the Peace" at least till June of 'O3. BWAAHAHAHAHA.
All right now next step is to put these all together into one email & call it, "How To Know If You're An AOL Drama Queen In 50 Easy Lessons." I'm not sure yet if I'm going to Include names in it but there are two ways to tell if any of these apply to you. 1. You think, "Hm, I think I've that once or twice," and 2. You think, "FUCK no that isn't me." I got news for you asshole it does. BWAAHAHAHA
