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Al Quada Troop Transport Docks Successfully at Miami Port.
Sunday May 25th, 2003 (2003.05.26)

Up to 3,046 al Qada warriors may have offloaded troops and equipment into the port of Miami Sunday morning in a highly coordinated decoy docking worthy of international "props" and respect.

Announced well in advance by a seniour al Quada commander, the docking of the warship "Norway", having been on a false-flag cruise route through the Carribean completed with greater success than any American stormtrooper beach invasion in history.

As quoted, Moohommad somebody gave formal warning of the forthcoming invasion weeks in advance, broadcast internationally and heard by a majority of the american and international populations.

The warship "Norway", previously outfitted as a cruise liner, may have deposited up to THREE THOUSAND tourists at various locations, only to be replaced by THREE THOUSAND warriors by its arrival in Maimi.

According to public sources, Norway kept a crew of 911 (minus four killed in the decoy blast), thats NINE-ONE-ONE or NINE-ELEVEN, and a pasenger capacity of at least 2,135 when it left port originally with legitimate tourist passengers... Or were the original passengers merely American refugees escaping the tyrannic dictatorship immediately prior a police state which would label them as dissidents -- thus terrorists -- regardless of their positions as analysts and intelligence agents throughout various US departments and agencies.

As with any invasion force landing, a false blast distracted all port and reconaissance authorities in Miami thus allowing the expediated landing of tactical operatives and warriors directly into the community easily circumventing standard port logistics control. It can be expected that much of the weapons cargo was offloaded at various locations entering the port and elsewhere, as well as stashed throughout passenger cargo. 

Fortunately for the american people, this well organized operation may be the head end of an invasion force capable of liberating the north american continent from the tyrannic dictatorial nazi empire currently attempting to take over the world.

Note also the compliciency from the mass media operations in regard to this story, intentionally failing to note the name of the ship in any media release, and quickly squelching the story completely.

Have a nice day.