Grant's Showbiz Diary

WELCOME TO MY EXCLUSIVE SHOWBIZ PAGE. I WILL BE HERE EVERY WEEK TO KEEP YOU IN TOUCH WITH WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF SHOWBIZ. WHO'S WHO AND WHERE IT IS ALL HAPPENING. WHO IS WEARING WHAT, WHO IS IN AND WHO IS OUT. MY FINGERS ARE ON THE PULSE AND MY HOB NOBBING WITH THE STARS KEEPS ME IN TOUCH WITH THE WORLD OF THE FAMOUS AND THAT IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOU LOT.................

TEEN POP SENSATION SAM MUMBA WILL SOON BE ON THE CATWALK. SEEMS THOSE CRAZY YANKS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER. AND HEY WHO COULD BLAME THEM, HAVE YOU SEEN THE PINS ON THAT BIRD, RIGHT UP TO HERE HEAD. TRY LICKING ON THOSE BEAUTIES AND YOU WOULD BE THERE ALL DAY, BUT HEY WOULD YOU BE COMPLAINING. I MET HER ONCE AND TRIED MY SWARVE LINES ON HER. WORKED A TREAT I HAVE TO SAY, THAT WAS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET I CAN TELL YOU. AND BOY DID SHE KNOW HOW TO KEEP A MAN GOING ALL NIGHT. I HAD HER IN SO MANY POSITIONS THAT NIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS IN BED WITH STRETCH ARMSTRONG AT ONE POINT. ALL THE BEST TO HER TOP BIRD AND A 7/10.

THE CLAWS WILL BE OUT DOWN IN TINSEL TOWN. IT SEEMS TOP TOTTY LISA FAULKNER IS DATING THE EX-LOVER OF NATALIE APPLETON, JONNY LEE MILLER. I HEAR THAT BAD BOY JONNY HAS BEEN MOUTHING OFF THAT LISA IS BETTER AT A BIT OF PARALLEL PARKING IN THE MORNINGS THAN OUR NATALIE. OLD JONNY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO MOUTH OF HIS EX LOVELY. I HAVE HAD THE FORTUNE TO HAVE TASTED BOTH OF THESE EXOTIC FRUITS AND IT'S A CLOSE CALL I CAN TELL YOU. BUT NATALIE WINS BY A WHISKER DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE CAN TOUCH HER TOES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I DO LIKE MY WOMEN TO HAVE SOME SORT OF GYMNASTIC SKILLS ABOUT THEM JUST LIKE MYSELF.............

SO CAROLINE AHERNE IS TO GIVE UP MEN. "I'M GOING TO LIVE ON MY OWN FROM NOW ON" ARE THE WORDS FROM OUR FAST SHOW BEAUTY. BUXOM CAROLINE PUTS THIS LITTLE OUT BURST DOWN TO HER BEING LET DOWN BY MEN ALL HER LIFE. WELL I HOPE SHE DOES NOT MEAN ALL MEN. SHE DID NOT LOOK VERY DISAPOINTED THE DAY I LEFT HER LYING ON THE BED TOTALLY SATISFIED WITH LIFE. AND FORGIVE ME FOR BEING OLD FASHIONED BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY ARE LET DOWN WHEN THEY HAVE A HUGE SMILE ON THEIR FACE.......CASE CLOSED.