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Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Sport Tourers, REAL Sport Tourers. This site is awesome. My name is Black Ice and I can't stop thinking about Sport Tourers. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Sport Tourers are mammals.

2. Sport Tourers ride their motorcycles ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Sport Tourers is to ride fast and post on Sport-Touring.net.

Weapons and gear:

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Sport-Touring Bike              Computer

Sport-Touring Outfit

Testimonial:

Sport Tourers can ride their bikes anytime they want! Sport Tourers post on Sport-Touring.Net ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they ride ALL the time. I heard that a Sport Tourer was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon, the Sport Tourer rode to Alaska. My friend Dredhead said that he saw a Sport Tourer totally start a thread, just because a minivan cut him off.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Sport Tourers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will flame you in Off Topic!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Sport Tourers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Sport Tourers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start riding next year. I love these guys with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Sport Tourers?

A: Sport Tourers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they know how to ride really fast on the straights, but on the other hand, they're totally controlled in the corners.

Q: I heard that Sport Tourers are squids or geeks. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Sport Tourers can ride their bikes OR post on Sport Touring.net.

Q: What do Sport Tourers do when they're not posting on Sport-Touring.net or riding fast?

A: Most of their free time is spent drinking beer or coffee, but sometimes they farkle (Ask Warchild if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend BluePoof.

She's a lot shorter than me and and knows how to fix motorcycles,

which is bragable.

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