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Threepio's Corner: C-3PO, human cyborg relations, has had many memory flushes in his dutiful lifetime. However, one thing that was never flushed was his sassy personality. With the following phrases, you too can be like Threepio and annoy your friends and family, albeit, in a lovable way. Be sure to enunciate your words like Threepio to really get the maximum annoying effect. By the way, this section in no way is a negative portrayal of my opinion of Threepio, but an homage for he is one of my favorite characters. If you want to insult someone, call them: A "mindless philosopher." An "overweight glob of grease." A "malfunctioning little twerp." A "no status scrap pile." A "noisy brute." Instead of saying shut up, say: "Oh switch off!" If you are worried, say: "We're doomed." "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who knows what." "Do you think they'll melt us down?" "I'm done for." If your muscles hurt, say: "My joints are almost frozen." I have a "bad case of dust contamination." "I think I'm melting!" If you are pleased, say: "Thank the Maker." If someone is threatening you, say: "Please don't deactivate me!" If you are startled, say: "Oh my!" "My goodness!" If someone is begging you to go somewhere and you don't feel like it, say: "No more adventures." If you need to make an excuse for a friend's misbehavior, say: He or she "picked up a slight flutter." "Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity." If you're at a job interview and they ask if you can speak any foreign languages, say: "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication." If you are stuck watching Lord of the Rings instead of Star Wars, say: "Will this never end?" If the person you are with is driving slow, say: "Why don't we just go into lightspeed!" Be sure to check around the rest of the site for other special pages accessible only through their specially linked icons. |
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| Threepio was last blown apart on March 2, 2004 |
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| "Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior.." -C-3PO |
| Wermo (wer moh) n. 1. A stupid person, an idiot. 2. One who is pitiable, contemptible, or weak-willed. 3. Worm. 4. slang Boy. |
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