The Groosalugg
NAME: The Groosalugg
STYLE: Mutant Conan
ALIASES: The Brave & Undefeated
DEBUT EPISODE: Through The Looking Glass
SAD STORY: The lore: "An animal... a beast. To my people, I was nothing
more than this. The strange curve of my mouth...
the odd bulging of my limbs...
the heart beating in the wrong place...As I matured and these defects
became more apparent, The
Covenant soon determined there
could be no mistake -- there
was cow's [human] blood in my veins -- I was cast out of my village. Cut
off from my life-givers, forced to
make my way on my own...So I foolishly entered every contest
of skill and daring I could in an
effort to snuff out my pathetic life.
But even at this -- I failed. I won every match. Vanquished
every Flame Beast. Defeated
every Drokken. It seemed nothing
could stop me...The Covenant had no choice but
to bestow upon me the name
Groosalugg -- the brave and undefeated." - (Through The Looking Glass)
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?: Somewhere...out there.
WORD ABOUT TOWN IS: "Everyone makes such a big deal.
-- 'Ohhh the Groosalugg, he's a champion, llook at him out in the daylight.'
Well, I'm smarter and stronger and
I pick out my own clothes." Angel - (Couplet)
BEST LINE: "You're going to die, barbarian." - (There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb)
BEST EPISODE: There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
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