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UPDATES! (Sept-29-04)
Since bravenet is being an asstard and flooding our website with ads, I've decided to shift our content to geocities, a more reliable host. This process will take a long period of time before it reaches completion. When I finished copying the contents of the index page to our new home, bravenet jumped me with a surprise attack. All images hosted by bravenet won't show up so it's gunna take us some time to upload everything. Which is why I've uploaded an image of Roland of Gilead, a bad ass gunslinger who will temporarily take fermium man's place as the guide. So do us a favor and send at least 5 hatemails to our beloved friends at www.bravenet.com.

Since man first climbed from the primordial ooze(and yes, he did climb from the primordial ooze, you Creationist fools)he has wondered about only one thing: What can I make a free website about, and what should I name it? Well, our website is called Fermium (read more about it here) and it is about the things that myself, Captain Madness, and my comrade-in-arms, Fermium Man, enjoy and don't enjoy. This website contains articles, rants, reviews, and occassionally, more.

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