Facts:
1. Dust Bunnies are mammals.
2. Dust Bunnies kill people ALL the time.
3. The purpose Dust Bunnies are to flip out and overheat your computer.
Weapons and gear:
Dust Bunnies can kill anyone they want! Dust Bunnies gather inside electronics ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. They are so crazy and awesome that they overheat computers ALL the time. I heard that a Dust Bunny was eating at a diner. And when some hairball dropped a spoon the Dust Bunny attached itself to every motherboard in the town. My friend Damien said that he saw a Dust Bunny totally uppercut some kid because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Dust Bunnies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will roll out from under your bed!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Dust Bunnies are soooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. They are so totally awesome and that's a fact. Dust Bunnies are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait until Dust Bunnies visit my room. I love Dust Bunnies with all my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A: .
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Dust Bunnies?
A: Dust Bunnies are the ultimate paradox. On the one most people hate dirt and filth but they manage to keep the underwear gnomes away.
Q: I heard that Dust Bunnies are always hiding in corners. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Dust Bunnies can hiding in corners OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Dust Bunnies do when not overheating my computer during one of my nine-hour Everquest campaigns?
A: Most of their free time is also spent flying, but sometimes they stab (Ask Damien if you don't believe me.)
