Who is the mighty Fuzz?
Some of you may be wondering who Tyrell Fuzzard really is.  Who is this man among men?  Why are women drawn to him like a moth to a flame?  Why does that creepy mullet seem to be the center of his power and sexual prowess?  Answers to those questions I do not have.  I can tell you a little about me and perhaps that will help you figure out the reason for why The Fuzz is The Fuzz.

So, what's with the mullet you might ask.  I'll tell you.  The mullet is the sexiest hair style ever known to man or woman.  Every powerful figure in history has had a mullet.  It may not have been visible, but they had the soul of a mullet.  To me the mullet is that wild part of everybody that demands respect.  When somebody is going to express who they really are without being fake about it or putting on appearances for others, then they are showing their mullet and that demands respect.  The Mullet symbolizes a time when people didn't care how ridiculous they looked with head of half groomed hair.  Its bravado like that which makes leaders.  The next time somebody breaks out of the picture that everybody has painted of them and does something that is truely their own, then do them a favor and tell other people to respect the mullet.  Its hard to be yourself around people these days.  Everybody wants to be PC and accepted.  Get over it.  If you can't be accepted for who you are then why go on living?  Let your mullet down and demand respect!  I'm not afraid to show my manly and oh so luxurious mullet.  Respect that!

Hello there.  This is The Fuzz.  Are you a lady?  :naughty
Want to see where people go who respect the mullet?
Check out Detail City!  They respect the mullet!
If you are a troll then come here.  I love trolls.
Get yer free advertising here!  ....NOT!
Who's your mullet?
If you want to show respect for the mullet then drop me a line.
Name: Tyrell "The Fuzz" Fuzzard
Email: tyrell_fuzzard@yahoo.com
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