The Quilter's Ten Commandments

Thou art a quilter; thou shalt not put another avocation before it.	Thou shalt not rip, only unsew.
Thou shalt sew 1/4 inch seams.	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's block.
Thou shalt sew 15 stitches per inch.	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's fabric.
Thou shalt honour thy Rotary Blade.	Thou shalt not reveal funds spent on quilting supplies.
Thou shalt never pass a quilt shop.	Thou shalt cook and clean but one day a week.