The University Collage of Dipwytch

THE UNIVERSITY COLLAGE O' DIPWYTCH (Oldhams Farm Campas)

Wellcome -a word from the Chanceler

Looking to make hey in YER choosen carier, but to idol or stupid fer traditinal qualifikations?
Here at The University Collage o' Dipwtch, we has got a mature aproach to education. Life tain't about books and lessens. It's experience and money what matters!
We has a flexabel outlook, what don't invole Exams, nor none of them things.

We ofer a variety of qualifikations at all levels, even ones that'd suit the likes of YOU. These are just sum sujestions:

Batcheler o' Arts or Science	Spinsters also catered fer!
Master o' Toffey and Fudge	Mistresses welcome!
Doctor o' Fiology	Unisex!
Profesorship o' Naughtical Studys	Boyz or Babez!

Difrent levels

All these, and any others o' yer own chosing, can be earned at competitiv prices!

I wants it on quality paper	A snip at 50 quid
Pigskin partchment	Yours fer 60 nicker
I fanceys sumint in mature leather	A real bargain at 80 pound
Kid skin plese	You'll be done fer a ton

Or buy 2 and send more money!!

Whatever YOU wants, The University Collage o' Dipwytch will send it by return e-mail as soon as YER money arives. Plese writ all YER requirments carful. We takes no responsibilitys fer YER speling!

WHOEVER YOU BE, WE'LL DO YOU AN' ALL

(Afiliated too the BFBU)

BFBU -Bony Fido British Universitys

TRUST THE BFBU GUARENTEA OF ACCADEMICK EXELENCE!

Members include:

Cambridge (Teaching) University - Somerset
Oxford Schoolers Universty - Wiltshire
Masachusits Institut of Technologie - Devon
University Collage o' Dipwytch - Dorset

DEGRIES FER THE THICK AND LAZY

Further news of Dipwytch can be found at This is Dipwytch!

Trevor Dykes; putting the in before sanity.

University Collage o' Dipwytch -Oldhams Farm