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| A couple months after the announcement that Axxxed is coming back, I caught up with C Ex on a routine visit to have sex with him, here's what he had to say: Flibberteejibble: so C, tell your fans, how did you become so gay? C Ex: Well, i grew up with the guy, Kaiz, and, well, he closet raped me.... A LOT Flibberteejibble: oh really, tell us about that C Ex: it's a little touchy subject, but he would offer my candy to let him smell my balls Flibberteejibble: That sounds hot, do you think it influenced your musical style? C Ex: oh, definately... it inspired the song "Two Tootsie Rolls (For Just One Sniff)" Flibberteejibble: Was that axxxed, or a side project with Myke Z Blade? C Ex: that was a solo adventure Flibberteejibble: Where do you see Axxxed in 1.5 years? C Ex: Hell.... Flibberteejibble: Who was your favorite musician to work with C Ex: Probably the drum machine on my computer Flibberteejibble: When can we expect the next axxxed album? C Ex: i actually once slept with it... that was an awkward day the next morning C Ex: I'm not sure when the next album will come out... i didn't know there was a first album Flibberteejibble: are you kidding me, axxxed was always known as the band with more albums than fans C Ex: they were more-so demo LPs in my mind Flibberteejibble: They were more so bad noise in most people's minds, but that is besides the point Flibberteejibble: on with the interview, how many of axxxed members participated in gay porn, do you know? C Ex: 3.5 (one was asleep during the whole thing) Flibberteejibble: Did you drug him? Flibberteejibble: and how much profit did you make? C Ex: $14, and no, he drugged himself Flibberteejibble: $14 hmm, i hope you invested it wisely Flibberteejibble: or did you just spend it on another gay porn C Ex: i gave it to a homeless guy to have him smell my balls Flibberteejibble: understandable Flibberteejibble: Well C Ex, thankyou for your time, and I hope to talk to you soon again. Good luck in the future C Ex: good luck being lynched for doing this interview by an angry mob of anti-AXXXED fans Flibberteejibble: thanks, i'm going to need it! Flibberteejibble: (nervous laugh) Flibberteejibble: aren't you the president of that group? C Ex: president? i'm the dictator of that group |
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| Former Member Rainer von Ruination |
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| Who's that stud? |
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| C Ex during a monogomous relationship... you can see it in his face. |
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| Axxxed live in Milwaukee |
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| We're not done mother fuckers! -- C Ex |
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