Why Kathy is on the top of my kewl list...
She likes drinkin alot and goin out but also like rentin a movie and havin sleepovers ( by the way her place is infested with spirits i shit u not-they open the doors when youre sleeping and shake the couch- like when youre alone on the couch it will start shakin like someones pushin it...even when youre not masterbating lol Also T.V's turn on by themselves, shower curtains pull open and lotsa crazy shit.)
Lager picks up on lotsa code words and invents some herself- like when u wanna make fun of someone else but dont want them to know u can still do it.
Who else would talk bout disgusting stuff like the type of shit you had, and when your turd is pokin out call it the "turtle" peekin outta his shell. Say "I'm having a bloody massacre" when youre raggin. Lotsa fun stuff many would consider gross. And who else gets a kick outta makin scarey monster noises at strangers in bars and yelling "DONDEEEEEEE" ? |
