Encyclopedia Llamatica
Better than Encyclopedia Dumbatica
Introduction
Welcome to Encyclopedia Llamatica, another of Xydexx's sprawling tracts of internet real estate that he built and promptly abandoned. There is no real purpose to this site. It is based largely on a babelfished translation of another, less funny site known as Encyclopedia Dumbatica. Scientists have discovered by taking Encyclopedia Dumbatica's unfunny content and cycling it through Babelfish we've discovered it can actually be made funny. This is considered by many to be a great technological breakthrough because being funny is something Encyclopedia Dumbatica has never been able to do.
The process is simple: Gather content (as an example, Xydexx's page), convert it to some foreign language (German, Japanese, and Chinese are used as examples), and then convert those results back to English. The results usually make no sense, which is what makes it funny. Like the entertainment provided by a mime being assaulted with a corndog musket, geek brains need exercise.
A Short Disclaimer
Xydexx has not built a full-scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of tinkertoys and rusty barbed wire yet. Xydexx does not have a Bright Red Mohawk, is not boycotting Mu Press, and has no family members in the band GWAR. Xydexx does not like to eat cole slaw. Xydexx has never been to Idaho, gone skydiving, worn Jello, gone skydiving in Idaho while wearing Jello, or projectile vomited for a distance of more than 100 feet. Xydexx is not Elvis. Xydexx does not think whitetail deer are ugly, and sees no reason to dress them up in ballerina outfits to make them cuter. Xydexx has never gargled mayonaisse in a bingo parlor full of kleptomaniacs, ridden a 4-person unicycle, or knitted a sweater out of Wilford Brimley's armpit hair. Xydexx isn't really a weirdo, except when he is. Xydexx has never seen the giant moles that allegedly live beneath the Disputed Terminology Squabbling Territory. Xydexx has never had a laboratory with a giant magnetic telescope that sends comets and stars crashing down Main Street so that the next day the local papers are emblazoned with the headline MAGNETIC TELESCOPE THREATENS CITY. Xydexx didn't steal Ivy the inflatable reindeer from Tyson's Corner Mall, or if he did he's just not admitting it. Xydexx doesn't think it would be a good idea to paint a room with marmalade if you ever get on the TV show Trading Spaces. Xydexx is not really an inflatable unicorn, he just plays one on the internet.
About Xydexx
Xydexx is a delightfully demented eccentric who works for the Department of Cute and Weird. He is very fond of furries, exploring abandoned buildings, and riding his weirdo bike around. Xydexx helps make the internet a weirder (and thus cooler) place.
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A deeripede is like a centipede but cuter. Encyclopedia Llamatica is another fine creation of Lambert Lambert.
"Furry fandom" loosely retranslates as "fur fan cathedral." In Japanese, Xydexx is covered with the "cheerful fur of insanity" and Xydexx is cheerful because of the uni-cone. In Chinese, there's just lots of talk of throwing scorpions, internal organs, and jade ornaments. Honorable mention: Rainbow perspiration, like a Gatorade ad perhaps.
See Also
Last (And Least) A Postscript About Encyclopedia Dumbatica
Encyclopedia Dumbatica (or ED for short... haha — thank Goddess it can't breed) is a website run by insecure Greyfaced internet kiddies who can't argue their way out of a paper bag, and thus have to resort to "the lulz" to make themselves feel better. Lulz are what is left after all the humor has been sucked out of a joke. This is why ED is not funny.
