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The Alchemist Brother Ragnarok Silly demons and the guy from Parasite menace a girl, a wuss
in a sweater, and a leftover from Manimal in The Alchemist.
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Alien Prey Brother Ragnarok Cat aliens plan an invasion of Earth and send the loveable
Anders Anderson to get the lay of the land - and some lesbians - in Alien Prey.
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American Ninja Brother Fistula All the 80's white-bread ninja action you can handle!
No more text, fool!
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Barn of the Blood Llama Brother Ragnarok
Barn of the Blood Llama. Hell yeah! This movie is a beautiful
gem! We love you Kevin West!!!
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B-Fest 2002 Brother Ragnarok Brother Fistula Brother Ferox We finally got off our lazy asses, cashed in our change drawers, and drove to Chicago for B-Fest 2002. Thankfully, the city wasn't destroyed by the presence of our massive reviewing powers. Still, despite the lack of destruction,
it was a hell of a good time.
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Bio-Hazard Brother Ragnarok Hands up all who think a little kid wrapped in a garbage bag
would make an effective monster. That's what I thought.
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The Blade Master Brother Ragnarok
Come hangglide with us to the land of Ator, in The Blade
Master. If you don't have a hangglider, four-wheelers are welcome.
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Blood Orgy Brother Fistula
Blood Orgy. Sounds cool, right? Probably not. H.G. Lewis is
something else. Damn circus music.
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Brain Dead Brother Ragnarok
Hey, wanna be confused? Go rent Brain Dead. It's a nice
kinda confused, really. It's wack, j'all.
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Buried Alive Brother Ragnarok
What can we say about Buried Alive? It sucks. We
blacklisted it. Burn it in Hell.
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C.H.U.D. Brother Ragnarok
The sewers of New York are overflowing with C.H.U.D.!
No more text, fool!
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Chupacabra, Legend of the Brother Ragnarok
Troma used to impress Brother Ferox more than any
other film company ever. Thanks for Chupacabra, Troma!
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Cthulhu Mansion Brother Ragnarok
Look at my nipple! Stay away from the Coke! Check
out Cthulhu Mansion!
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Dead Alive Brother Ragnarok
This is one of the greatest movies ever made. Go out and
get Dead Alive today. No, I mean, like, right now. Seriously. Do it.
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Death Ship Brother Ragnarok
Death Shit...I mean Ship. Woof.
No more text, fool!
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Demonicus Brother Fistula So, should you spend your hard earned cash on renting
Demonicus? HELL NO! Use it for something good. Go buy a Clutch record.
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Educating Rita Brother Fistula
Wanna educate yourself? Go read Everybody Poops. As for
Educating Rita, fuck it. Use it to wipe your parrot's ass or something.
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Female Plasma Suckers Brother Ragnarok
Foy bowled a 150. Female Plasma Suckers sucks arse.
No more text, fool!
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The Glove Brother Ragnarok
The Glove. Starring John Saxon and Fat Albert or
someone. Get it away. Banned. Yuck.
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Happy Hell Night Brother Ragnarok
Happy Hell Night is here! And you thought an annoying
roommate was the worst thing about college!
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The House That Vanished Brother Ragnarok
We feel it is our responsibility to warn everyone about
The House That Vanished. This movie hurts. A lot.
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The Human Factor Brother Ragnarok
The Human Factor. It chased us. We killed it. One more
victory in the War Against Kennedy!
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Inframan Brother Ragnarok
Move over, Power Rangers, here comes Infra Man!!!
No more text, fool!
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The Invisible Dead Brother Ragnarok
Unveiling the French's new secret weapon: stupid
movies about invisible monkey boys...
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Make Them Die Slowly Brother Ragnarok
Here's an interesting little piece of Italian cannibalism;
Make Them Die Slowly. Banned in 31 countries. Check it out.
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Maniac Brother Fistula
One of the more disappointing movie night flicks. Maniac
wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
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Microwave Massacre Brother Ragnarok
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at what we know about
our first review ever: Microwave Massacre!!
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Night Of The Demon Brother Ragnarok
It's called Night of the Demon. You'd think there'd be
demons in it, right? Think again.
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The Pack Brother Ragnarok Even fighting killer dogs, Joe Don can't leave the booze
at home.
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Plan 9 from Outer Space Brother Fistula
Ex-professional wrestler, titan of the horror genre, and
overall sweetest Swedish dude that we know of - Tor Johnson shines in Plan 9 From Outer Space.
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Shaker Run Brother Ragnarok
Pink Firebirds, deadly genetically engineered viruses,
Leif Garrett, and beans. What more could a British scientist ask for? Perhaps to be in a better movie?
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Space Mutiny Brother Ragnarok
Peshak found a Nine Inch Nails disc that I had lost amongst
my dad's discs [Meatloaf, Whitesnake, you know, cock rock]. Now read the review to Space Mutiny and SUFFER!!
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Split Second Brother Ragnarok
Grab a cup of coffee, some chocolate, and a big, big fucking
gun, and sit back and enjoy Split Second. [Ferox's note: Ragnarok just might have dethroned me there for the title of Captain Comma]
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Star Crystal Brother Ragnarok
Star Crystal. Crystal of the Staaaars! Well, that's what the
song says. Go play some checkers.
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The Terror Within Brother Ragnarok
The Terror Within. Well, whatever.
No more text, fool!
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Werewolf Brother Fistula
Even a man who is European at heart and says his prayers
at night may become a bad werewolf costume when the wolfsbane blooms and the moon is full and bright.
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