Purchase a top selling quote book such as the one listed directly below

20000 Quips and Quotes


:Quality Lingerie

:funny ebonics

mail me


Yahoo Altavista Google Webcrawler Excite Netscape Search fastsearch Hotbot Infoseek Northern Lighting Lycos
Free quotes and jokes for all purposes. Quotes for love, profiles, away mesages, fun, friendship, humor, from famous people, etc.


Humor

* Ebonics Word of the day is Omlette. "I sho bust a cap in your ass but Omlette slide dis time.".
* Why drink and drive if you can drink and drink
* A horse walked into a bar and the bar tender said, "so, why the long face?"
* Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
* Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they're okay you're it!
* I still miss my ex... but my aims improving!
* I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again!
* Never cry over spilled milk for it could be something worse like spilled beer
* My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate." I said, "Just wait."...
* True happiness does not come from who you know, but rather what u know u can learn... Very Very recently I talked with a powerful, successful man, and was taught... tonight, from your courage and accomplishmets, you earned a nicle, true salvation comes when you are complete; I only own 50 cents. A dollar when interpreted correctly means a lot more then a soda, it means god itself...

Ebonics Humor

* Ebonics Word of the day is Omlette. "I sho bust a cap in your ass but Omlette slide dis time.".
* Acoustic. "Me and cousin Ray Ray went to the pool hall and i axed him to pass me ACOUSTIC so I can break"
* Center. It was my girls birthday, so i CENTER sum roses and sh*t
* Decide. I like Lawanda and Keisha, but I always gotta have some b*tches on DECIDE
* Forclose. If I give my baby's mama money to get her weave done, I won't have no money left FORECLOSE
* Manual. I told my boy, "MANUAL get the claps if you keep messin' wit' dat hoe"
* Isreal. This dude thought I was trying to sell him a fake Rolex. I told him, "Nah man, this sh*t ISRAEL... no doubt"

Famous, Motivational

* What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self! -Nathaniel Hawthorne
* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by. - Douglas Adams.
* Turn your face to the sunshine and all shadows fall behind - Helen Keller
* We only do well the things we like doing. -Colette, Prisons and Paradise, 1932
* Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." -Dennis Wholey
* A man who allows wild passion to arise within, himself burns his heart, then after burning adds the wind that thereto which ignites the fire again, or not, as the case may be. -Jack Kerouac, Beat Generation
* Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance. -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
* What the mind can perceive and beleive, can always be acheived - Someone
* When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure. -Alice Hoffman, 'Here on Earth'

Wise Words

* If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day but if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime.
* i cried because i had no shoes, until i saw a man who had no feet.
* Don't play with fire or you'll get burned
* Don't judge a book by its cover

Top four quotes of the day
1