The Lost Files of Lemony Snicket

--WARNING-- These confidential files, stolen from the Library of Records in Heimlich Hospital,  should be kept secret and away from the Baudelaire orphans. They may contain clues about the Baudelaire and Snicket families as well as the elusive Beatrice. We also hope to provide important information: useful updates on what's in and what's out. More information as the files are recovered. Remember: The world is quiet here. Rosa Q. Meelus *This Just In* December 16th, 2003 Snicket thinks he's so smart... but not when we can understand all the big words he uses. Allusions: what are they and where can I find one? November 9th, 2003 Dining "al fresco" and cigarettes are IN Having a baby in your tent is OUT We are getting closer to discovering the meaning of VFD... Snicket's new book, The Slippery Slope, is now available to buy.

New Files:

Allusions Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Violet Beatrice Count Olaf Dedications Definitions Hunt for Lemony Snicket, The In Out Quagmire, Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Snicket, Lemony Squalor, Esme V.F.D.

This website has nothing to do with Lemony Snicket or Harper Collins publishing. In fact, these files are supposed to be secret, so don't go telling Snicket where to find them. All information here can be found in the Series of Unfortunate Events books and was compiled by me, the city's sixth most important financial... oops, I mean Rosa Q. Meelus.