Quotes That I Find Humorous
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"If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?"

"All your base are belong to us."-CATS

"And now the light she fades, and darkness settles in, but I will find strength, I will find pride within, because although I die, our freedom will be won, though I die, La Resistance lives on."-Mole

"When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magically fire breath and saved the natives there."-Cartman

"I see you shiver in antici..........pation."-Frank N Furter

"And I, the Baron Vladimir Harkkonen, will be the instrument, of your family's demise."-Baron Harkkonen

"You'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures most which rhyme, trapped forever here in Robot Hell."-Beelzebot

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."-Inigo

"I live in Hell, 'cuz I've been expelled, from Heaven."-Buffy

"How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard."-Dr. Evil

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It smells like...victory."-Colonel Kilgore

"Yes it is a piece of shit.  Don't worry about it.  I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours."-Ferris Bueller

"If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish.  If you want to fax me, press the star key."-Grinch's Answering Machine

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."-Dutch

"And the monkey flips the switch."-Major West

"You're damn right it did, I mean...really?"-Little Nicky
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