My Passover song to the tune
of Hotel California...
5 hours on the highway, I’m gonna
be late
I need the bread of affliction,
that our fore fathers ate
Gett’n ready for the Sedar,
ya I think its time
My fathers stumbling all over,
from that Manishevitz wine
Then I went in the cubbard;
cut my food into bits
And my mother almost flipped out,
cause I was eating Chometz
Then she lit up a candle, and she
started to say
Mah Nishtana, Halilah Ha zay
Welcome to my families Passover
Such a crazy place, many things
to taste
Plenty of room at my families Passover
Happens once a year, I think Elijah’s
here
Were up to the main course, as I
finish my Gefilted Fish
Grandma’s guzzling water, cause
I slipped her some horse radish
My mother’s all happy, cause of
the deal on Matzo
She said at the store, if you buy
one you get one free
So I called for a toast;
As I picked up my wine
But my drink was all gone,
I think Elijah’s sending a sign
Then I heard his voice coming from
far away
He said I hate Manishevitz, throw
me some Don Perrier
Welcome to my families Passover
Such a crazy place, many things
to taste
Having fun at my families Passover
What a nice surprise, horseradish
stings my eyes
I think I ate to much, as I put
down my spoon
And I began to feel sad cause passover
was over soon
And the dinner was over, and it
was time to begin
Who would be the one to find the
Aphecomen
I don’t care if there are children,
cause I need the money
So I took my little cousin, and
hid her up in a tree
Thank god I found the Matzo,
it was under the grill
I showed it to my father, and he
gave me a 1 dollar bill