...ooOO quotes OOoo...
serious quotes... 
funny quotes...
***note...   i don't take credit for any of these quotes... i didn't write em.  i just cut and paste them through out the years and just kept adding them to the list...  too bad i don't have the names of the actual people who said any of them, but oh well, that's for you to find out if you're really that interested...  anyways... enjoy  =) ***
things i've learned... 
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(makes ya think a little) 
(makes ya laugh a little)
(ok, well.. just more stuff to make you laugh... lol)
(not too much funny stuff there, unless you're just laughing at me  =oP  lol)
new quotes...
(you know...  new quotes)
if you guys see any quotes that you know aren't on my page and you think are worthy of being here... lemme know. just email me and let me know.. aight???    ===thanks===
Brian: "Get some sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerky, and some peanut butter. Get some Haggen Daz ice cream bars, a whole lot of Ha -- Make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, bread, popcorn -- Graham crackers! Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows, and the little chocolate bars, and we'll make some smores, man!"
Scarface: "Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yo."
Brian: "Also, celery, grape jelly, uh, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries! Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, with everything on them, with water, a whole lot of water, and... Funions... Yeah."
Kenny: "That's it?"
Brian: "Yeah."
a quote/scene from one of the greatest movies of all time... half baked
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deep thoughts by jack handey
(ya know, the dude from snl... funny ish, just trust me)
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Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiodic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.  I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
billy madison....  a classic:
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