A golden statue of self-help guru and sweater wearer Brad Goodman. Goodman briefly transformed the town of Springfield into a city of id, guiding the citizens to follow the lead of a little Springfield boy named Bart Simpson, who said "I do what i feel like." After the whole town adopted Simpson's credo, things began to deteriorate quickly. It all culminated at a Do-What-You-Feel festival that broke down into a riot. The golden Brad Goodman was featured at that ill-fated festival.    

Special Feature: 

A mini-altar in the back for discreet animal sacrifices .

Its Current Use:

The statue was rumored to be purchased by the Propuldyne Defence Systems, owners of the Wall E, Weasel pizza and amusements chain. Supposedly, they plan to convert the statue into a giant, golden Wall E, Weasel with a big fun slide down the back.

14. Gummi Venus de Milo 

What it Was:

The rarest gummi in the world. it was carved by several master gummi artisans working together over more than a year to produce this masterpiece of candy. the Gummi Venus de Milo was intended to be an everlasting tribute to these brave confectioners who brought gummi to the United States in the early 1980's. Instead the gummi statue was stolen from its owners of the Candy Industry Trade Show and eaten without compunction by Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson.

Its Composition:

90 percent gummi, 5 percent ascorbic acid, 5 percent flavor

What it's Been Called:

The chewiest piece of beauty this side of "The Taffy Creation of Man".

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