Quatre: You are actually putting these things up? It is shameful. I will not allow it!
Duo: Too bad! For entertainment purposes, this is too good to give up.
Quatre: *moans* My privacy!
Ring ring....
Duo: Hi.
Quatre: Duo, stop calling me!
Duo: Okay.
Quatre: *ring ring* Hello?
Duo: It's me again.
Quatre: Stop it! You are wasting my cell phone minutes!
Duo: Bye.
Quatre: I... *ring ring* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Quatre's Sisters: How dare you be so rude, Quatre! Pink shirt and purple vest for you!
Quatre: (deep, distorted voice) Noooooooooo!
Duo: Hehehe....
Fan Club....
D&Q: (Stand around with their hands in their pockets. A piece of paper flutters by)
Duo: My promotion speech wasn't good enough, was it?
Quatre: I don't know.... We HAVE been posting on their fairly regularly....
Duo: Yeah.... and if no one votes for me on the Polls, I'm gonna lose to *gasp* Relena!
Quatre: Perhaps we should try plan B.
Duo: And what's that?
Quatre: Dress up as rubber chickens and hail people in like they do at the burger stands.
Duo: *gasp* Quatre, did you just make a joke?
Quatre: No.
Duo: (Looks at Quatre in horror. Runs away)
Quatre: Oh, that was very funny. Maybe I should do it again....
On Woody/Sunny/Dark-Haired Creatures....
Duo: What are you doing?
Quatre: Look, Duo! I have discovered some more creatures to add to my collection.
Duo: (looks. He sees photos of himself with bleached hair let down, then one of Wufei...with his hair down too) Where did you get these?!
Quatre: Oh? Well, I borrowed your disposeable camera. Too bad you and Wufei weren't there to witness them (frowns).
Wufei: What the...oh, my god.
ANOTHER hack into Relena's Prestigious School of Pacifism computer systems....
Subject
Trowa Barton:
Sewing
Wufei Chang:
Computer Science
History
Physical Education
Duo Maxwell:
Computer Science
Physics
Quatre Raberba Winner:
History
Math
Heero Yuy:
Chemistry
Grade
A
B
B
A
B
C-
A
A
N/A
Comments
Trowa is an enthusiastic student who has a real talent for the subject. Should consider a career in sewing.
Adept. However, should spend less time on ICQ.
A hard-working student. Keep up the good work.
A remarkably skilled student. Can be less competitive, as have recieved complaints from classmates of injuries.
Adept. However, should spend less time on ICQ
An enthusiastic student. However, more time should be put into studying. Recommended tutor: Quatre Raberba Winner.
A conscientious student. Keep up the excellent work.
A conscientious student. Keep up the excellent work.
Due to an unfortunate accident, this student could not attend class.
Duo: Whoo hoo! You helped me get a B in computer science!
(stare and blink at each other)
Wufei: Justice!
Duo: Uh oh! (aka ICQ sound). (Runs away.)
Back to School Blues
Quatre: Shhhhhh!!! Please, I wish to forget about that horrible experience.
Duo: *smirk* Where IS your thong anyway?
Quatre: Umm...I seem to have misplaced it from last summer...
Duo: Oh, really? *Takes out something thin and elasticky* Looking for this?
Quatre: *eyes widen* Give that back! I wish to start out the school year with an untarnished reputation!
Duo: Fat chance. Half the girls in the school probably already own that teen magazine with your naked buttcheeks on the cover.
Quatre: Aaaarrrrggghh!!!
Duo: Including Relena.
Quatre: O_O
Quatre: Hahaha. I have deleted the old files. Therefore, it is not possible to listen in on old conversations any further.
Duo: Never fear! There will be many more conversations to come! Such as this one!
Quatre: *smacks head* I knew I was forgetting something....