Lodge Houstoun St Johnstone No 242
Ancient,
free and accepted Masons of Scotland.
The Structure of the Lodge
The Right Worshipful Master
Leaps tall
buildings in a single bound, Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
Is faster than a
speeding bullet, Walks on water.
Gives policy to
God
The Worshipful Senior Warden
Leaps short
buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than a goods train.
Is just as fast as
a speeding bullet Walks on the water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God
The Worshipful Junior Warden
Leaps short
buildings with a running start and a favourable wind.
Is almost as
powerful as a goods train
Is faster than a
speeding airgun pellet.
Walks on water of
a swimming pool.
Talks with God if
special dispensation is given.
The Senior Deacon
Barely clears a
garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war
with a train
Can fire a
speeding bullet
Swims well. Is
occasionally addressed by God
The Junior Deacon
Makes high marks
on the wall when trying to leap buildings.
Is run over by
trains
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
self-injury Doggie paddles,
Talks with the
animals
The Inner Guard
Runs into
buildings Recognizes trains two out of three times.
Is not issued
ammunition Can stay afloat with a life vest.
Talks to walls
The Steward
Falls over
doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at
the choo choo's" Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud
puddles,
Mumbles to himself
The Secretary
Lifts buildings
and walks under them Kicks trains off the tracks
Catches speeding
bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with
a single glance.
He is God !