SDFH-FLAT TRACK HELL ROLLERDERBY (Palm Springs 2008)

INTRODUCTION:::..

SIZZLING DOLLS FROM HELL?

Our team is dedicated and have been saving our dollars for the 2008 launch. We will be a mainstream Rollergirls team.A lot of new development has been going on over the past 2 years. We have announced our 2008 season to the press San Diego insider on Friday 9, 2007 as I reported on myspace.com. Of course most of what we are doing has been pretty well known within the Austin Texas Rollergirls business for some time. That's the way it is. But there is nothing like making are name official. We are thrilled to have three new wonderful Sponsors. Of course there will be lots more to talk about - this is just a taste of what you have to look forward to. We will reserve the rest for later bulletins. We are now announceing the SDFH new premiere skater workshop only in Palm Springs, CA.

We are very very busy training, looking for new skating girls and planning for our first 2008 season.

The plan is for the Sizzling Dolls From Hell to be in uniform by next year 2008. We have new Jersey's coming soon Red-Black-White with Yellow Flames from rink rash skatewear (Good Clothes For Bad Girls!) We think we will be the first of the Rollergirls that are using custom made jersey's?

(SDFH) I pledge to allegiance to Hardcore Rollergirls- it's an extreme sport just for women. All you need is strength, attitude, and our (SDFH) demon charm.

TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS KNOWS BEST

In 2001 no one really expected the Austin Texas Rollergirls to do so well. Now the SDFH is on the next wave of girls Flat Track Roller Derby. The SDFH are pop culture, who'd have thought that the all girls Roller Derby would make it big and find a mass audience? Wow the Austin Texas Rollergirls became a hit. Then a bigger hit. Then to the network's like A&E. And now Rollergirls are a top-rated show on cable television. We hope to spread our blood to the U.K. and Canada Rollergirls soon.

LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF MEMBERS:

The skaters and league members do it all. We are self managed and operated. "By the skaters, for the skaters." We meet frequently to make decisions and decide whatÕs coming next. Skaters are voted into office, and everyone is expected to volunteer a certain amount of time towards making the SDFH league run smoothly.

The Sizzling Dolls From Hell Rollergirls of Palm Springs CA, are here... We have branched and hook it up, just some girlfriends that love skating in skating club. Ten young girls started to form a Skater owned and Operated Rollergirls league in September of 2005.

Laura Hyzer, AKA Cherry Bomb, president and founding member of the Sizzling Dolls From Hell Rollergirls of Palm Springs.

Laura Hyzer- including member of the Desert Rollerblading Club and San Diego Street Elite Inline Racing Club.

Hyzer at her best: aggressive inline skating, skateboarding, motocross rider, skatepark tricks, aggressive street skating, inline stunt skating quad vert, park and street skater snowboarding events launch ramp, half pipe, quarter pipe,, flat track inline speed skater, Jam Skater, Pro surfer, and a San Diego charger girl.

With support from her community and interleague teamwork, camaraderie and dedication we wish to join the nationwide ROLLERGIRLS an effort to revive the entertaining sport of Roller Derby.

We operate as a team for now, but soon to be The SCRGL League) Southren California Roller Girls League

We will have four teams in our league. The main team is [ Sizzling Dolls From Hell ] and if all go as planed we will have the Stone City Rollers - Smoked After Shock and Sonic Power Stingers playing bouts. Our Sizzling Dolls From Hell predecessors in Palm Springs, CA formed their league in the summer of 2005.

SCRGL

We do not require its members to pay dues, but instead looks for community support through fundraisers, donations, in exchange, providing the community with roller derby entertainment.

Our mission is to promote and foster the sport of women's flat track roller derby by facilitating the development of athletic ability, sportswomanship, and good will among its members. We are dedicated to providing community outreach through events, activities, and charity sponsorship. We love helping out our community!

HELPING THE SIZZLING DOLLS FROM HELL

I want to help, but don't want to be a roller girl. Is there anything else I can do?

So you don't think you have what it takes to be a Sizzling Dolls From Hell, but you still want to help? Well, we'd love to have you as a volunteer! We are looking for volunteers to help out with our upcoming season starting in 2008.

Feel free to email the (SDFHROLLERDERBY@AOL.COM) to find out more about how you can help.

WE NEED A FEW MORE TRAINERS:

Our main trainer and head coach will be Arthur Cory Atkinson (aka) Hurricane from the ARSD Firebirds Roller Derby league.

Hurricane has volunteered his time to train and coach the Sizzling Dolls From Hell during our new season in palm springs. He has developed a strict and rigorous group training program that has been used for years by his famous Atkinson Roller Derby family.

Hurricane has over 6000 hours of street skating,flat track training, banked track experience. He's just what we need, we love our men. Don't know who Hurricane Atkinson is click here to find out more.

BANKED TRACK: We have the Plans for building a new banked track and talk is in the works as of 3-1-07.

We have talked with track designers about building us a New Banked Track. We can have one made for $21,000 and $1000 dollars for eight to ten men working about 4 days.

Palm Desert Rink wants our SDFH- Rollergirls to be their showpiece in Palm Springs California, this will help them promote all over the west coast. We would like to thank Select Products for donation $8,000 for us. The Desert Inline Hockey Association is going to do everything in its power to help promote the Sizzling Dolls From Hell and our Rollergirls. We are seeking any donations and community support of building the first banked track in Palm Springs Desert.

If any individuals or businesses are interested in sponsoring the building of the banked track, they can make a donation to the Sizzling Dolls From Hell. Laura Hyzer-SDFHROLLERDERBY@AOL.COM

"Currently there are over one hundred leagues and growing in the USA, most leagues play flat track roller derby, with the exception of leagues located in Texas and California. We anticipate being the 5th banked track in the nation and the first and only banked track league in Palm Springs California. "This will allow us to not only hold local games for the benefit of our members and community, but will enable us to host banked track roller derby bouts on a national level - bringing the many fans from out of area to our community."

The Sizzling Dolls From Hell Rollergirls are able to offer all women flat track the opportunity to learn the sport and to skate with us. We encourage interested skaters, fans, and sponsors to check us out.

PRACTICE TIMES ARE:
Palm Desert Rink 68307 E Palm Canyon Dr, Cathedral City, CA 92234

MONDAYS - 8:00 - pm -11:00 pm
FRIDAYS - 8:00 - pm -11:00 pm
SUNDAYS - 10:30 - am- 3:30 pm
For schedules please contact:

E-mail: Laura Hyzer-SDFHROLLERDERBY@AOL.COM

We are are from the Desert, so we know what the heat feels like. Dress cool... and bring lots of water.

Yes.. we are telling the Bitches form the flat track league's that it is only a matter of time before we meet you.

Simple: LOOK OUT FOR HELL ON WHEELS

Welcome... to the SDFH Rollergirls Flat Track RollerderbyTM

Welcome... to the SDFH Rollergirls Flat Track Rollerderby^TM