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This fine, state of the art music box was assembled for 9
months under the direction of an expert craftswoman in the
USA, where she is currently housed. Though the ability of the
music box to sing songs is questionable, the music box itself
claims to be able to do so decently.
Forget Walkmans and diskmans. Forget even iPods,
MP3s, and any other form of digital music compression: this
little beauty comes with unlimited memory, easy music-input
methods, is compatable with all forms of media, and
will probably never break! Also comes
with NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER!!
In addition to this, the music box comes
with it's own versatile personality: funny, random, a laugher who is quick witted and
sarcastic, loves video games and movies, enjoys drinking kool
aid and eating candy, will do anything for cookies and has the
advantage of being short, so will fit in most overhead
storage bins when required for portable use.
Fully functional. Best quality. Good as
new. Manufactured under 20 years ago.
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strip or terminate?
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22-Jun-05 |
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Termination, we assure you, is
executed only when there is no other way to
proceed. Stripping may occur often to our
products, to ensure total quality....more | |
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Q: |
If it is a human model...What clothes does
it come equipped with? And are they
interchangable? ...Also my g/f was wondering if
there was a male model in...more | |
22-Jun-05 |
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We are
glad you asked both questions. As to the clothes
it comes equipped with, there is a selection of
stylish outfits...all included!
Interchangeable?...more | |
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I think im going to report you to the Better
Business Bureau...What do you think about that
sir? | |
22-Jun-05 |
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My
first response would be to ask you to say on
what grounds. I would then point out that the
BBB has no jurisdiction or influence in the UK,
and all...more | |
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Q: |
I'd buy it, but it's a whorible music box.
It'd only cost about 500 bucks to ship here,
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22-Jun-05 |
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You
should notice that it costs £1,000 to transport
within the United Kingdom. Terms of shipment and
delivery are located in the Terms of
purchase,...more | |
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does the seller guarantee product won't be
especially annoying? | |
22-Jun-05 |
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Due to
the AI (Artificial Intelligence) capabilities of
this model, no guarantees can be made as to
conduct of this product at all. Of course, there
are...more | |
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