The location of the manufacturing of this product is a
secret and cannot be disclosed, I may reveal that the product
was assembled in around 9 months by an expert
craftswoman, under 20 years ago in the heartlands of London,
England.
The result was this bizarre general annoyance.
This is an amazing once-in-the-life time oppertunity
to buy this new, multi-functional annoyance! Annoyance just
got better, folks!
This product isn't only annoying! It comes with the
following capabilities, features and specs:
- Has the ability to play several musical instruments.
- Can sing in two notes: "not too shabby" and
"extremely badly" (this is a security feature. When being
damaged, or used by unauthorised persons [a list can
be set by the buyer] this model will sing in "extremely
badly" mode, thereby eliminating the threat instantly and
cleanly).
- Language pre-sets include: English (UK, US, Ca, Aust),
French, and several others
- Can annoy any specific target through the use of
singing, musical instruments, or any other method availible
at the time.
Any amount of information may be inserted into this model.
It is closely related to the Music Box located here. Of course, this has all the
abilities of the Music Box, and more! These two models
are not compatible, however.
In addition to these functions and features, this model
makes a great hat stand or seat warmer. Lonely night? Call in
the general annoyance. You'll never be bored again!
GUARANTEED!
Have an annoying friend you want to give a taste of their
own medicine to? Why not have a laugh and send them the
general annoyance!
And many more uses besides!
By bidding, you agree you have read and agreed the Terms of
Purchase.
