Sailor Myth Monthly Fun!

Haven't you ever wanted to delve deep into the 'who' of who the Myth Senshi really are? Find out their innermost thoughts, see into their souls, find out whether they'd date you? Well, NOW YOU CAN!

November

For November, we start off easy with a simple survey. Find out scary
facts such as who exactly would vote for Nader, who eats KFC's mashed
potatoes, and who would kiss Perdix in a movie theatre. (Zach.)
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December

We start the amusing interview of 'Does Your Guardian Have A Fetish For
You?' Giggle as you watch Julius make a total ass of himself. Snigger
as you watch Zach ramble on. Barf as you discover what Perdix finds a
turn-on. Just another day's work, folks.

Christmas Carols

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

Rayya is awoken in the middle of the night by a couple of weirdoes.

Frosty The B*tch

Gwyn sings on the topic of everyone's, ::cough:: favourite redhead.

Gwyn Kelly Is Coming To Town

You better watch out, is all I can say.

Oh Senshi Girls (Oh Senshi Guys)

We're not sadists, we're merely misunderstood.
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January

Coming soon: Sailor Myth Monthly Hunk.
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February

Acrostic poems: Because we're all incredibly boring. You know it.
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March

It's time for you to clear out all that Peach Schnapps you were keeping in your cupboard.
It's the Totally Official Sailor Myth Drinking Game!
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October

In no way late at all, I have the extreme pleasure of presenting the
SAILOR MYTH MONTHLY BABE COMPETITION!

p.j's section eveningwear questions
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November

The Sailor Myth cast takes on the pertinent social issue of why they are all
very lame and single.

Wacky hijinks to be found within contain Amir and Veta's engagement,
Sorcha's desperate attraction to apathetic Jack, Tibby's charming commentary
on his redheaded significant other and Casper's and Kanene's budding romance. Yo.
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December

Christmas Carols

Sky's Christmas Special 2001

With the help of Regina and Eva, a merry friggin' Christmas to you!
Includes such gems as 'Gwyn Got Run Over By A Jace'.

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas

My true love gave to me... a long full-cast parody!

SMyth, Baby!

Poor, poor Sorcha... she needs a guy!
(Cue evil plot cackling.)

O Little Town Of Roanoke

Otherwise known as, Yet Another Song About Jace. Thanks, Priss.

We Three Knights Of Orient Are

The Italy boys get in on the deal.

Senshi Roasting Over An Open Fire

I'd make a really bad joke here about chestnuts and Rayya's cleavage,
but it seems unChristmassy.

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Jack. Singing. 'Nuff said.
:: gooey sigh arises from female members ::

Jace The Grinch

I think that the Grinch was more humanitarian, Gwyn.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Sex, drugs and rock'n roll abound!

Oh Sailor Myth, Oh Sailor Myth

Rachel's group attempts to sing. And fails miserably.

Rome For The Holidays

Another Italian attempt by everyone's favourite policewoman!

Sailor Myth; The Untold Story

Leta makes another attempt.

Sailor Myth

Emiko makes her first debut. Self-explanatory.

I Have A Little Senshi

You know that when Emiko says it's going to be crude, it's bad.

I Have A Little Mistletoe

Same song, more Felice.
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January

January, when a young senshi's fancy turns lightly to...
what sort of food you lick off your significant other and really, Sophie,
that's never been on the menu at McDonald's the
last time I checked.
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July

The first SURVEY ITALIANO!
Find out what your favourite Italy characters like, love, and eat,
and whether or not they'd shag Adam.
And my hat was sexy, damn it.
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November

The second SURVEY ITALIANO!
Savina makes fun of me. Zio is hot. Coy is inexplicable.
Let's not go near Willow.
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None of the characters belong to me. Sailor Myth belongs to Emiko. May God have mercy on my soul.

- Tami

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