Ruby, my dear... This is goodbye. Oct 13, 2009 I always said that I'd shut down this page when Bob Dylan made a Christmas album. Lo, it has come to pass. Listen to a track here. Oct 8, 2009 Two paragraphs into this review of Kazuo Ishiguro's new book, I began to wonder, "Who is this asshole critic?" The answer? Hitchens. (And for the record, I loathe the word crepuscular. It sounds like a skin disease. My left arm is completely crepuscular and it's starting to burn and itch.) Oct 5, 2009 How far to the nearest Mickey D's? Oct 1, 2009 Next up in classic monster mash-ups... [Galleycat] This page is rarely steamed or shampooed. Any and all complaints should be directed at Rube.