Boogie Nights
Dirk: "Why don't you feast on that?"
Dirk: "I'm ready to shoot now! .."
Dirk: "...I am the fucking king of Dirk!"
Dirk: "..I'm the biggest star here, man!.."
Dirk: "It's like Napoleon, when he was the king..."
Reed: Sugar Tree poem
Reed: "This guy's more of like a James Bond-type character..."
Jack: "..beneath those jeans is something wonderful.."
Jack: "Eddie Adams from Torrance..."
Jack: "This is the best work we've ever done."
Jack: "I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world!"
Jack: "We're going to make film history. Right here on videotape."
Buck & Customer: "..this is the highest quality fidelity.."
Buck: "...makes you wanna freaky deaky, right?"
Buck: "Let me just pop in this 8-track..."
Manager: "What kind of brother are you anyway..."
Little Bill: "That's my wife, you asshole!"
Rahad: "You guys wanna play baseball?"

Magnolia
Narrator: "....These strange things happen all the time."
Narrator: "..There are stories of coincidence and chance.."
Frank TJ Mackey: Seduce & Destroy infomercial
Frank: "Respect the cock. And.. tame the cunt!.."
Frank: "Women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat..."
Frank: "I will drop kick those fucking dogs..."
Frank: "..not to say that we don't need females just as friends.."
Jim: "..right a situation, then I'm a happy cop..."
Claudia & Jim: "..You want to kiss me Jim?.."
Claudia: "..I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything..."
Claudia: "...would you object to never seeing me again?"
Donnie: "...and I have lots of love to give."
Donnie: "I used to be smart. Now I'm just stupid..."
Donnie: "...I just don't know where to put it!"
Thurston: "...dangerous thing to confuse children with angels!"
Phil: "..the scene in the movie where the guy's trying to get a hold of the long lost son.."

Magnolia sounds from: Movie Quote Quiz

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