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Rhy'Din Vindicator Chronicle
September 1st, 2007

Community

Its Raining...Pie?
By: Candace Twist of the Tropicana Twist
Contributor: ((Elly))

    Early in the morning on August 15 Residents of Rhy'Din were shocked by a strange turn in the weather. Pie filling began falling from the sky in several of the poorer districts of the city. Citizens were seen scrambling for pots pans and anything they could find to hold this bounty from heaven.
    Unconfirmed reports have three poor orphans and a fat man brawling in the streets over a rusted bucket filled with apple pie filling. Also three gnomes were dragon lifted to the nearby Rhy'Din Crisis Medical Center with cases of Furza Fruit poisoning.
    Cleanup crews worked round the clock to remove the remains of the odd but delicious rain before vermin and other health issues arose. All salvageable filling was delivered to the Bleak Street Spoon and Knife Soup Kitchen, where it is being distributed to anyone who asks.


Sports

Rhy'Din Rubber Ducky Marathon
By: Rodney Rowenstien, Sports, Rhy'Din Vindicator

Sponsored by Doom Chicken Incorporated and the Rhy'Din Municipal Court, the first annual Rhy'Din Rubber Ducky Marathon is scheduled for Friday, September 21st, in the Marketplace at 10 PM EST. Citizens are invited to purchase a duck to race for 10 silver crowns up until the time of the race. All proceeds to go to The Rhy'Din Watch Widows Fund, administered by the Rhy'Din Municipal Court. For each donation made Doom Chicken Inc. will make a matching donation. Prizes will be awarded for the ten ducks who reach the finish line first.

Dueling Triple Challenge
By: Rodney Rowenstien, Sports, Rhy'Din Vindicator Chronicle

    On August 27th, Bran Bale posted challenges at the city's three dueling venues.
    The first challenge issued was against Etherean Esperwind for the Tower of Fire. The challenge is scheduled for Thursday, August 30th.
    The second challenge issued was against Koyalik
VanDuran-Simon for MoonBeryl. The challenge was
fought the same night it was issued with Mr. Bale taking home the opal.
    The final challenge issued was to G'nort Dragoon Talanador for the Baronial Ring of Old Martket. No date and time has yet been set for this challenge.

Upcoming Sporting Events

Archmage Tournament, Monday September 3rd, Twilight Island

RPRA Fall Season Invitational, Saturday September 8th, Tropicana Sands Arena

Talon of Redwin Tournament, Sunday September 9th, DoS Arena

Rhy'Din Rubber Ducky Marathon, Friday September 21st, Marketplace

 

Classifieds
For Sale or Trade
One iguana slightly used
Contact
Rhy'Din Petting Zoo
Help Wanted Waitress
Must be willing to wear costumes. Apply In person to Kireth Kaut
Alley Cat Club, Dockside
Wanted
Thirty-two tons of Kumquats Contact Chef Vivione Brutoni's Fruit and Pasta Bar.
For Sale
RPRA Stable Registrations Contact
Mister Martingale Tropicana Sands Arena
Help Wanted Security
Rhy'Din City Watch:
Good benefits, includes dental
Apply to
Tom of the Watch

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