| John Nolan presents...... The news in Denmark! |
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| Pirates though usually only known to roam the waters of southern Canada have been spotted in Denmark. At first it was thought to be a lone ship that had gotten lost on it's way to Toronto but on January 7th 2004 an entire fleet of Pirate ships sailed into Denmarks capital and proceded to pillage and plunder they're filthy hearts out. So if you're planning a trip to Denmark anytime soon be sure to leave you booty at home. |
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| HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS! Yes, hotdogs are making a comeback in Denmark. As I'm sure many of you know hotdogs have been outlawed in Denmark ever since the great meatgrinder mishap of 1974, but recently the prime minister of Denmark, Muchov Stinsvley has passed a new law stating that hotdogs may be produced and eaten provided that ketchup and mustard don't cost extra. |
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| Denmark's top scientists are working on a way to cross breed a man with a bear to create a super army of bear-men. we'll bring you more as this story unfolds. |
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| Head hunters of Denmark need no longer fear persecution for their beliefs. A new law has given head hunters the right to take heads provided that they are to be used in a head hunter ceremony of some kind. |
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| War!!! As we all know Canada and Denmark have never been friends, first the great Canada-Denmark war, then the Great Denmark-Canada war, and now after the pirate attacks Denmark will no-longer put up with them. Last night at 11:45 Denmarkian prime minister, Muchov Stinsvley, declared war on Canada. More on this story as it unfolds... |
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