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qwerty's Nest of Hairy Horrors

Fanfiction and fannish attempts at verse

Disclaimer: Many people and organisations own lots of the things you will find on this site; I own very little. About all I'll admit to is the particular sequences of words that I try to pass off as stories and verse.

26th October 2006
Shock, horror, an update! Or an un-update, as the case may be. I've removed all non-Sentinel stories on this site (except for that one Stargate SG-1 poem). All my non-Sentinel fiction (of which there is a LOT) can be found on fanfiction.net or FicWad, under the nick queasy.

In addition, due to spam problems, I've taken down all email links. You can still contact me at qwertyuiop_roach at yahoo dot com, as usual.

Sentinel Fairy Tales (They're gen, really! =)
So I have this thing for fairy tales. The titles more or less spoil the story already, but never mind, hope you have fun anyway!

Blairpunzel

From Rapunzel (8.5K)

Zoning Sentinel

From Sleeping Beauty (7K)

Sentinel and the Researcher

From Beauty and the Beast (9K)

Jimmy and Alex

From Hansel and Gretel (10K)

Blairsandburg

From Rumpelstiltskin (9.5K)

Themefics for the Sentinelangst List

Senses and Sensitivity

June 2000 Themefic for Toni.
Jim loses one or more senses; Blair tries to fix things. (9.5K)

Songs my mother taught me

July 2000 Themefic for Wolfshy. Drugged Blair, Rafe comfort and Jim on a trip. Jim comes home and comforts Blair. (9.5K)

The Cascade Tribune

October 2001 Fake Themefic for Ruth.
Not Lee Brackett and Garrett Kincaid work together to separate Jim and Blair and threaten one to force the other into doing something not good. Oops. (22K)

Christmas Spam (and Techgrrl's challenge)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

My Christmas story, Mary Sue included.
Please read
this first! (28.5K)

Spam-based Reactions and other personal challenges

A short history of medicine

Expanded from the version floating around the Net. (7K)

Luck

Jim muses on luck, and has bad luck.
(4 x 500-word sections) (12K)

But Seriously...
Uh, these aren't supposed to be funny. Unless they're so bad it's funny. Tell me if they are. Funny, that is. I'll live. =(

Seek

Post-The Sentinel by Blair Sandburg. Jim seeks. (10-12K) (formerly Lonely Donkey Kong)

Nightmare

Post-Warriors. Self-explanatory title. (3K)

Clarity

Death story. (This still needs some work.) (2K)

Worms

Jim's subconscious. (3K)

Tongues

Post-The Sentinel by Blair Sandburg. Aftermath. (13K)

Miscellaneous Madness
Generally inspired from life, but not always. Varying degrees of fluffiness. Listed in the order written, oldest first.
(wondering if I improved over time...or gotten worse! =)

Conspiracy

There's a conspiracy afoot... (7K)

Necessity

Problems with basic necessities. (6.5K)

Silence

Not a death story. (2.5K)

Superstition

Black cats are bad luck. What about big, black ones? (8K)

Visitors

The guys have late-night visitors. (6K)

Living Space

Because I have trouble visualizing the loft... (2K)

Choice

Simon thinks about choices. (7.5K)

Waking Dream

What the title says. (10.5K)

Very Vile Verse (Alliteration, heheh...=P)
Some are serious, some are not, but all of them are really short. Makes me feel bad about taking up net-time. For people in a hurry, just click here to get everything on one page. Otherwise...

Limericks Nonsense rhyme which doesn't rhyme that well.
The Sentinel by Blair Sandburg Episode-related, obviously.
Sentinel Villanelles Regarding food...
Things blow up Poor Jim.
Fear Think "fear-based reactions".
Water Post-Sentinel Too.

Verse for Stargate SG-1 (not mine either!)
Inner Sanctum
Things left behind
Waiting
Worms

Slash Fiction
Questionable Materials

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