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| Yes its true! It really is a web page dedicated to the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS!!!! I would like to welcome you to it and and all of its poor humour, crappy pictures and useless information! Because believe it or not that is what will be on this web site! And you yes you are able to see it! Marvel at the wonderous creatures that are squirrels and wonder at the amazing punk music! Laugh at the pathetic attempts at being left(-ish) wing to the extent that i say go away you nasty corporate bottom faces! I have created THE PUNKING SQUIRALLS as a way of showing all that i think about well not a lot really, but I did have some reasoning behind making this site! Dont miss the QUOTE OF THE WEEK or the SQUIRREL OF THE WEEK or the PUNK BAND OF THE CURRRENT TIME! I would at this point like to point out that this whole 'of the week' crap is totally inacturate as i will change them periodically when I can be bothered to change them! Well I shall now bid you adeiu! And let you alone explore the wonderful world of THE PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!! :) :-) |
| This my little furry friends is THE Punkin' Squirrel web site!! So ENJOY!! |
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| This is the first picture to be seen of Melvin the leader of the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS on his new skateboard!! |
| On behalf of the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS i have put together a few good sites! |
| To find out more about the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS e-mail me! |
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| The Punkin' Squirrels go out, always weary of their obsesive fans! |
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| We get a sneek peek at the on vocalist Melvins new guitar! |
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| Well here it is! The first QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!! Before you critise someone, walk a mile in their shoes! That way when you do, you'll be a mile away, AND HAVE THEIR SHOES!!!!!!!! |
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| Well here we go! Could it be any other squirrel? well no of course not! THE SQUIRREL OF THE WEEK IS...........(DRUM ROLL)......... SAMUEL!!!!!! This is a messege to you observent little people. Yes it is still the same picture of the same squirrel and obviously doing the same thing, but yet as I am a lazy get (as in git but said as get), i could not be bothered to change it so instead use your powers of imagination and pretend it is something new and interesting.... go on excell yourself! |
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| Here you go! The PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS have requested that this time the punk band that recieves a special commendation! THEY ARE............ the VANDALS!! Being as I dont know if I'm allowed to put any mp3's on I though I'd just tell you to go to www.napster.com there you can get all the VANDALS you want! But I will now request that if you like what you here, don't be a geek and just download it, BUY THE ALBUM! download the new single JACKASS! its great! |
| The PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS are a brand new punk band that just like having fun! Lead singer Melvin Myster told me "We're just a bunch of squirrels that like singin' punk and smokin pot so we decided to give up the nut collecting and write some punk" this is a view which bassist R.Slicker shared " Yeah, what he just said". The band was brought togeth first in 1999 when Mel first met Rob and they said "Hey lets make a band!" the band struggled for the first 3 months as the two had neglected the fact that they would need a drummer. That was when 'Postman' Pat Uelson was introduced into the picture! Pat a long time friend of Robs had 2 years ago never touched a drum kit, but now ranks amoung the best squirrel musicians in the world! The band played their first gig as a trio at the Donkeys Nads in downtown London. Since then its been very much plain sailing with the record deal with furryrecords and had sponsorship with LDbongs! But for a few hickups like Robs highly publicised drug problem the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS would be the most sucessful animal punks, EVER! |
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| This, chums is MEL, one of the original 2, Mel is the lead singer of the PUNKIN' SQUIRRELS and has been with them since the start. We currently do not know when or where he was born but what we do know is that his birthday is the 19th of June. He enjoys spending his evenings with a bottle of vodka and a huge splif, a habit which has, in the past caused him some problems! "I'm over that sort of stuff now! I've not done it in days!" "I'm really into poetry at the moment, and I think that its really bringing out the best in me!" |
| ROB - BASS, BACKING VOCALS PAT - DRUMS |
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| Neither of these squirrels were available for questioning but watch this spot for updates! |
| Welcome to ARSE OF THE WEEK!!!! This is where i will have a new arse every week or so! So this weeks is just a crudely drawn 'HAIRY ARSE' If you would like to nominate someone for ARSE OF THE WEEK then simply e-mail me a messege saying why they should be ARSE OF THE WEEK and send a picture for the frame! |
| PUNKIN' MAMMALS!! |
| In this section you will be able to see some of the coolest possible mammals! these include: Otters, Mooses, mongeese and at least 1 Walrus! |
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| ITS AN OTTER! ---> need I say any more? |
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| On my right is a wonderful picture that i like to call... 'MOOSE ON A ROAD!' <----- |
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| Well now for my less interlectual readers, these are MONGEESE! <<<< >>>> spot the difference! |
| If you take time out of your obviously busy schedual then you might wish to sample the splendiforous sites of the world wide web! else you may just wish to stay and home with a cup of cocoa your favourite magazine and nobody around! |
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| AND NOW, AS PROMISED, I HAVE JUST FOR YOU MY WONDERFULL LITTLE CHILDREN..... THE PICTURE OF A WALRUS!!!!!!!! |
| Well its about time that you sat down and listened to some of the strange stuff about anti- macdonalds and crap like that! |
| A wise guy once said, "That which is mine is yours" yet at this point I would like to point out that he died a very lonely very poor man! But all of that information is useless about what I am about to say! Macdonalds is the biggest corperate fast food manufacturer in the world, so big infact that their is one, yes thats right just ONE, really really rich BARSTARD! That is raking in lots of cash and then forcing people in 3rd world countries to live in poor harsh conditions to make him more money just so he can sit on his arse with an even SMUGGER grin on his face!!!!!! Now as promiced i shall now say 'go away you corporate bottom faces', there we go. On another note I would at this point like to point out that squirrels are not corperate bastards! And they all eat eachothers nuts on a regular basis! I would now like you to be told that that WAR IS WRONG! Their is currently a war going on in Israel or somewhere like that! and it is WRONG! Because I dont think they even know why anymore! WE ARE ALL AS ONE! WE ARE AIMING FOR ONE COMMON GOAL! THAT GOAL IS TO GO THROUGH LIFE THEN DIE! Yes I know its not that good a prospect is it, but never the less we are still all going for the same thing! So STOP FIGHTING AND THEN SMOKE A SPLIF AND LAUGH A LOT! If you are still trying to find something to laugh at then here it is! (its a picture of Tony Blair, the leader of the labour party (and current prime minister), in the form of a HORSE!!!!!!!) |
| HERE YOU GO! A MESSAGE BOARD! PLEASE DO PUT SOME MESSEGES ON IT PLEASE, MY FURRY LITTLE ANIMALS! |
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| Watch this space! in very little time, you will find squirrel games! That is a lie as it requires too much effort to do that! |
| For those of you that are struggling to find things to do on the world wide web, why not waste your time away on this crappy slot machine! |
| Did you miss last weeks edition of the page? Well apart from the fact that that makes you a fool and you are annoying me, and I wish for you to place a letter of apology on the message board! Well as punnishment for that I have decided that it is only fair for me to make you read all of last weeks stuff in this HORRIBLE PINK COLOUR!!! This will show the past 3 weeks of stuff! and you must make 1 message of apology per week missed! |
| May I take this oppertunity to tell you that this page is the only page and has all the info on it as I am a lazy shit that could not be bothered to organise it properly! |
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| WELL! After all this time I decided I could actually be bothered to edit this and add an ARSE OF THE WEEK!!!!!! Yes its true! This here is Mathew Lee who also goes by the name of 'mutlee'. he is from Nottingham and he is so far the only one to volenteer their picture for ARSE OF THE WEEK!!! He enjoys acting wierd. WHAT AN ARSE! |
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| For this week the favourite band is, without a doubt....... (drum roll).................... ATARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they absolutly rule so don't even bother downloading just buy the album! The best song in the world is by them and it is.... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! Yes it absolutly rules so get it NOW! Go on off you go.... get off the internet you little geek....... I SAID GO! BUY BUY BUY! GO NOWWW! No, No! Wait! Actually... read the rest of my site first! Theres a good boy/girl! Now hurry up and read tell all your friends about it and then go and buy! THANK YOU! TRANSMITION OVER |
| OK! Now I've just realised why none of you little people have bothered to send a recommendation on to a friend/acquaintance. You are simpley just as lazy as me and so cant be bothered to type it all out! WELL! I have come up with the perfect solution! A pre-written letter! Yes! All you have to do is copy and paste it (for all you non geeks that is ctrl + C to copy and ctrl + V to paste!) This is all asuming that I neither discover how to do it a better way or get bored and so stop! So see aside (on the right) and do PLEASE send it on and share the fun around! THANK YOU! |
 
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| By the way I don't know what that thing above is but it looked good so I added it! Come on, at least I'm honest. You gotta give me credit for that! |
| HERE! AND ONLY HERE CAN YOU SEE THE VERY LATEST WITTY COMEDY CREATION THAT I CALL QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shit! I can't think of a good one now I've forgotten it! Oh well! Heres a VERY bad joke instead! (it doesn't work or make that much sense but please laugh to keep me happy!) What have Bob Marley and a gynocologist got in common? BUSH DOCTOR! ( Daniel White found it funny!!!!) |
| If for some strange reason you wish to complain about something on this site, then please fell free to make them known to me by e-mailing me on the address above! (you great big pot of gizz!) |
| Now, for Charles Kennedy, leader of the Liberal Democrats party, in the form of a DONKEY!!!!!!! |
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| Finally, for the conservative party leader, William in the form of an ASS!!!!!!! |
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| Dear friend, I have just been on this wonderful website ful of comical genius and interesting stuff. I would Reckomend that you visited it and then sent this on to anyone else you happen to know (or at least have the e-mail address of)! here is the URL for the site, go and enjoy! http://www.geocities.com/punkinsquirrels ps. Even as I'm sure many of you aren't, you are a non-punk or even a punk hater this master piece is still worth a visit and is enjoyed by all! |
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| IMPORTANT MESSAGE |
| Police are currently searching for this goat in connection with a number of armed bank robberies. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APREHEND! He may be armed, and IS VERY DANGEROUS! If you suspect that you have seen him, or know of anyone who has, PLEASE contact me by e-mail: mrflannel_99@hotmail.com It is essential that you do. Any REWARD will be passed strait on to you! Thank you for your assistance. |
| Put the cursor over him go on, be brave, you know you want to! <<<<<<< OK then you've done that now, be really brave and actually CLICK on him! Well done! |
| Here is a meesage to all the pixy people that are veiwing this site from another site. it does not all work except on the original version so please use this link to get to the full version..........(its the same stuff but everything works!)..... |
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