This article is intended for research, leisure, or enjoyment purposes only. The actions described in this article should not be attempted or undertaken under ANY circumstances, under risk of injury or death. The author absolves himself of any resposibility for any direct, indirect or consequential loss as a result of reading this file, including but not limited to: injury, loss of life, disfiguration, property damage, traffic fines, bald tires or acne. Now that we've got the disclaimer out of the way so you can't sue me, here we go!

This article is intended for new drivers who wish to have more control over their car and experienced drivers who want to learn how to have more fun. It will be broken up into several different sections, which will deal with instructions for all types and configurations of car. So, there's nothing left for you to do but sit back and enjoy the show...