Addicted To Pugs
Your lights are on, but you're not home
You can't sleep, you can't eat
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those pugs--Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough,
You see those eyes, they make you beg
You can't be saved
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those pugs--Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough,
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Your lights are on, but you're not home
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those pugs--Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough,
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (Parody of "Addicted to Love" by Rober Palmer)
Girls Just Wanna Buy Pugs
I come home in the morning light
The pug barks in the middle of the night
That's all they really want
Someone takes a beautiful pug
That's all they really want
(parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper)
Another One Buys a Pug
Kelly walks warily down the street,
Another one buys a pug
How do you think you're going to
Are you happy, are you satisfied
Another one buys a pug
Another one buys a pug
(Parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen)
Some Guys Have all the Pugs
Some guys have all the pugs
Alone in a crowded on a bus after work
How does it feel when the pug next to you
Some guys have all the pugs
Woo-woo-woo
A pug to take on a walk by the lake
I know I would die if I ever found you
Some guys have all the pugs
Woo-woo-woo
All of my friends have a pug in their arms
The car over heated, I called up and pleaded
Some guys have all the pugs
But if a pug was here with me
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo
(Parody from Rod Stewart's "Some Guys Have All The Luck")
Pugs In An Elevator
Workin' like a dog fo de boss man
Pugs in an elevator
Baby's in the elevator Pugs in an elevator
In the air, in the air
Pugs in an elevator
Gonna be a penthouse pug dog
Pugs in an elevator
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
(Parody of "Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith)
You're Still My Pug
Looks like we made it
They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
(You're still my pug)
Ain't nothin' better
They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
(You're still my pug)
(You're still my pug)
(Parody of "You're Still The One" by Shania Twain)
Y.M.P.A.
By The Village Pugs
Pug dog, there's no need to feel down
Pug dog, there's a place you can go
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
Pug dog, does it all by himself
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
Pug dog, I was once in your shoes,
That's when some pug came up to me
Y.M.P.A.
Y.M.P.A.
Y.M.P.A.
(parody of YMCA by The Village People)
I Love Pugs Fat Rolls
I saw him sitting there by the treat machine
I love pugs fat rolls
He smiled, so I got up and asked his name
I love pugs fat rolls
(Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)
I Want A New Pug
I want a new pug
I want a new Pug
One that won't make me nervous
I want a new pug
One that won't make me nervous
I want a new pug
I want a new pug
One that won't make me nervous
(Parody of Huey Lewis and the News "I Want A New Drug")
Chantilly Lace 2000 (Puggie Style)
Hello, puuuuggie!
Chantilly Lace had a wrinkled face and a curly tail, hanging round
What's that, puggie?
You Can’t Hurry Pugs
I need pugs, pugs
You can’t hurry pugs
But how many heartaches
You can’t hurry pugs
How long must I wait
No I can’t bear to live my life alone
You can’t hurry pugs
You can’t hurry pugs
No, pugs, pugs, don’t come easy
You can’t hurry pugs
(Parody of The Supremes “You Can’t Hurry Love”)
Crazy Little Thing Called Pugs
These things, called pugs, I just can’t handle them
These things (these things), called pugs
There goes my puppy
I gotta be cool (be cool), relax (relax), get hip
These things, called pugs, I just can’t handle them
(Parody of Queen’s Crazy Little Thing Called Love)
Oh Pugs
Baby:
Baby & Geisha:
Chorus:
Geisha:
You can't have my pug dog (no)
Chorus
Baby:
No pug
Chorus (repeat 4 times)
Parody of No Scrubs by TLC
Copyright © 2000-2004 Kelly McGuire. All rights reserved.
By Robert Pugmer
Your mind is not your own
Your brow sweats, your hands shake
Another pug is what it takes
There's no doubt, you're in deep
You give them your food, and some treats
Another pug is what you need
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Pugs
That curled up tail, that little wag
Your heart beats double time
Another pug, if you don't mind...a one track mind
Pugdom is all you crave
If there's some, just one or two
You'll take, them all,home for you
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to PUGS
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Your will is not your own
You're heart sweats and teeth grind
Those curly tails just blow your mind
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to PUGS
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs
By Cyndi Laupug
My mother says when you gonna live your life right?
Oh mother dear we're the fortunate ones
And girls just wanna buy pugs
Oh girls just want to buy
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know that they're number one
And girls just wanna buy pugs
Ohh girls just wanna buy
Some pugs
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to buy pugs
Oh girls just wanna buy pugs!
And hides her away from the rest of the world
I want to take her for a walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to buy pugs
Oh girls just want to buy
Some pugs
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to buy pugs
Oh girls just wanna buy pugs!
They want to buy pugs
They want to buy pugs
By Queen Pug
With the leash pulled up real close,
Ain't no sound but the sound of snorts
Waiting for her pug dog to go
Are you ready,
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of no where where the pug dog goes
To the sound of the beat
Another one buys a pug
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one buys a pug
Hey, they're gonna get you too
Another one buys a pug
Get along without a pug, when it's gone
It'll take everything you eat
It'll even steal your socks
How long can you stand the heat
Out of no where the pug goes
To the sound of the beat
Another one buys a pug
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one buys a pug
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a pug,
And bring them to the ground
You can beat them,
You can cheat them
You can treat them bad and kick them
When they're down
But they are ready
Yes they are ready for you
Standing on all four feet
Out of nowhere the pug goes
Repeating to the sound of the beat
Another one buys a pug
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one buys a pug
Hey, they're gonna get you too
Another one buys a pug
By Pug Stewart
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
And I'm dreaming
They guy next to me has a pug in his arms
My arms are empty
Barks at you?
Seems so unfair when there's pugs everwhere
But there's none for me
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo-woo-woo
Lord, let it be me
A pug who's shy
A pug who'd play with me
They're just a dream and as real as they seem
I ain't that lucky
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo-oo
They have a pug
A pug to care for them, it ain't fair
I got no pugs
There's help on the way
I called the breeder, she didn't have any
She had nothing to say
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
I'd be so happy I could cry
They are so dear to me
I just can't say goodbye
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo-oo
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo
Woo-woo-woo-oo
By Pugosmith
Workin' for de family
I'm bettin' on the toy's their tossin
I'm gonna get a big ol treat
But where am I gonna look?
They tell that love is blind
I really need a pug, like an open book
To read between the lines
Livin' it up when they're goin' down
Pugs in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til they hit the ground
Treats on the second floor
Geisha says I'll see you later
And rushes on out the door
Bubba's fat he got stuck
Nobody gets out alive
Boogie said "I'll put butter on your sides
and you'll slide out fine!"
Livin' it up when they're goin' down
Pugs in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til they hit the ground
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Pugs in an elevator
Lovin it up when their goin down
Goin' down
Pugs in an elevator
Livin' it up when they're goin' down
Pugs in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til they hit the ground
Gonna be a millionaire
Gonna be a real fast barker
And have me a pug affair
Gotta get our timin' right
It's a test that they got to pass
They'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey
And bite your sassafras!
Livin' it up when they're goin' down
Pugs in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til they hit the ground
Pugs in an elevator
Livin' it up when they're goin down
By Pugnia Twain
Look how far we've come my puggy
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday
But just look at us holding on
We're still together, still going strong
You're still the pug I run to
The pug that I belong to
You're still the pug I want for life
(You're still my pug)
You're still the pug that I love
The only pug I dream of
You're still the pug I kiss good night
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missin'
But just look at us holding on
We're still together, still going strong
You're still the pug I run to
The pug that I belong to
You're still the pug I want for life
(You're still my pug)
You're still the pug that I love
The only pug I dream of
You're still the pug I kiss good night
You're still the pug I run to
The pug that I belong to
You're still the pug I want for life
(You're still my pug)
You're still the pug that I love
The only pug I dream of
You're still the pug I kiss good night
I said, pug dog, pick yourself of the ground
I said, pug dog, 'cause you're in new town
There's no need to be unhappy
I said, pug dog, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
They have everything for young pugs to enjoy
You can play with all the toys!
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
You can get yourself treats
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
I said, pug dog, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Y.M.P.A.
I'm sure they can help you today
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
They have everything for young pugs to enjoy
You can play with all the toys!
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no pug cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
And said, Pug dog, take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Y.M.P.A.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
They have everything for young pugs to enjoy
You can play with all the toys!
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.P.A.
Pug dog, pug dog, there's no need to feel down
Pug dog, pug dog, pick youself off the ground.
Just go to the Y.M.P.A.
Pug dog, pug dog, I was once in your shoes,
Pug dog, pug dog, I was out with the blues
Y.M.P.A.
Y.M.P.A.
Y.M.P.A.
By Joan Jett & The Blackpugs
I knew he must have had about seventeen
There was music going strong, playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Til he was with me, yeah, me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Til he was with me, yeah, me, sigin'
So give me another treat now baby
I love pugs fat rolls
Give me another treat and beg for me
"That doesn't matter," he said, "cause it's all the same."
I said, "Can I take you home, where I'll give you some bones?"
And next we were moving on
And he was with me, yeah, me
And next we were moving on
And he was with me, yeah, me, singin'
So give me another treat now baby
I love pugs fat rolls
Give me another treat and beg for me
By Puggy Lewis and the News
One that won't get sick
One that won't bite my toes
Or chew a hole in my couch three feet thick
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't step in my eye
One that won't shed on my bed
Wondering what to do
One that won't make me feel
Like I don't know what to do
Like I don't know what to do
One that won't fart
One that won't potty in the house
One that will steal my heart
Wondering what to do
One that won't make me feel
Like I don't know what to do
Like I don't know what to do, baby
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
One with no doubt
One that won't bark too much
Or try to get out
Wondering what to do
One that won't make me feel
Like I don't know what to do
Like I don't know what to do
By the Big Pugger
Yeah, this is the Big Pugger speakin'
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, you sweet thing!
Do I what? Will I what?
Oh puggie, you knoooow what I like!
A wiggle in her walk and a cute little bark
Make the world go 'round
Ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed pug
To make me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a--oh puggie, that's a-what I like!
But... but... but... oh, Puggie!
Oh puggie, you know what I like!
Chantilly Lace had a wrinkled face and a curly tail, hanging round
A wiggle in her walk and a cute little bark
Make the world go 'round
Ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed pug
To make me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a--oh puggie, that's a-what I like!
(oringally sung by Big Boppa)
By The Supreme Pugs
To ease my mind
I need to find, find just one to call mine
But mama said
No, you just have to wait
She said pugs don’t come easy
It’s a game of sit and wait
Must I stand,
Before I find a pug
To let me live again?
Right now the only thing
That keeps me hangin’ on
When I feel my strength,
Yeah, it’s almost gone
I remember mama said:
No, you just have to wait
She said pugs don’t come easy
It’s a game of sit and wait
How much more can I take
Before loneliness will cause my heart
Heart to break?
I grow impatient for a pug to call my own
But when I feel that I,
I can’t go on
These precious words keeps me hangin’ on
I remember mama said:
No, you just have to wait
She said pugs don’t come easy
It’s a game of sit and wait
No, you just have to wait
She said trust and give them some time
No matter how long it takes
But I keep on waiting
Anticipating
For that soft fur
To cuddle with me at night
For a little pug
With a tender bite
I keep waiting
I keep on waiting
But it ain’t easy
It ain’t easy
But mama said:
No, you just have to wait
She said trust and give them some time
No matter how long it takes
By Queen Pug
These things, called pugs, I must get round to them
I ain’t ready
Crazy little things called pugs
(Called Pugs)
It barks (like a puppy)
In a kennel all night
It swings (woo woo),
It jives (woo woo),
It shakes all over like a jellyfish,
I kinda like it
Crazy little things called pugs
She has double curl
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold treatment
Then she leaves me to put food in her bowl
Get back on track
Take a back seat, hitchhike
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I’m ready
Crazy little things called pugs
These things, called pugs, I must get round to them
I ain’t ready
Crazy little things called pugs
By PLC
A pug is a dog that know he's fly
And is also known as a pugger
Always wooin' about what he wants
And just sits on his flat ass
So (no)
You can't have my pug dog (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
Baby & Geisha:
You can't have my pug
A pug is a dog that can get some love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his owners's ride
Tryin' to woo at me
You can't have my pug
A pug is a dog that can get some love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his owners's ride
Tryin' to woo at me
There's a pug checkin' me
But he ain't got no treats
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
So (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
If you don't have no treats and you're begging
Oh yes pug I'm talkin' to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes pug I'm talkin' to you (baby)
If you have a puggie that you don't show love
Oh yes pug I'm talkin' to you
Wanna get with me with no toys
Oh no you can't have noooo (oh)
No pug (no no)
No pug (no no no no no)
No pug (no no)
No
