You don't impress me much
     (That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain)

I've known a few teams who thought they were pretty good
But you've been talkin' trash in the neighborhood
You think you're a champion--you make me want to scoff
You're a regular, original, big show-off

BRIDGE:
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're from Michigan
You don't impress me much

So you got the House but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're okay
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of PA
You don't impress me much

I never knew a team who cherished  Jesus in the endzone
And a dome made of gold--the bell tolls
And all those mystical ghosts on your field oughtta help you
'Cause Heaven forbid, you should fall in the polls

BRIDGE:
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're from Notre Dame
You don't impress me much

So you got the name, but have you got the skill
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're okay
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of PA
You don't impress me much

You're one of those teams that like to run up the score
You'll be way out in the lead, and you are throwing for more
I can't believe you kicked that ball wide right
Now come on Bobby tell me, --you must be jokin', right?

BRIDGE:
Oh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Seminole
You don't impress me much

So you got the chop, you think you're on the top
Now don't get me wrong, cuz I think you're okay
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of PA
You don't impress me much

You think you're good, but Lions are the best
Don't get me wrong, cuz I think you can play
But you can't keep us warm on a long, cold, PA day
You don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're the Bear or something. . .
Whatever
You don't impress me
   (lyrics © 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler, MD)

Man, I feel like a Lion lyrics

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Man, I feel like a Lion
     (Feel like a Woman by Shania Twain)

Let's go boys . . .come on

I'm going out today--I'm feeling okay
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise--really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No preconceptions--throw no interceptions
Storm the middle of the line
Ain't gonna stop, til our team's on the top
I only wanna have a good time

BRIDGE:
The best thing about being a LION
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and. . .

CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, beat Michigan easy--make Illinois queasy
Buckeyes--Hawkeyes
Oh, oh, oh, Spartans go down, yeah--LIONS own this town
Oh, oh, oh, Lions in action--Hoosier distraction
Badgers eat cheese--do what we please
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah--feel the way I feel
Man!  I feel like a LION.

Gophers need a break--tonight we're gonna take
The chance to run them out of town
We don't need Purdue--we've got our white and blue
Northwestern will be taken down

BRIDGE:
The best thing about being a LION
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and. . .

CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, beat Michigan easy--make Illinois queasy
Buckeyes--Hawkeyes
Oh, oh, oh, Spartans go down, yeah--LIONS own this town
Oh, oh, oh, Lions in action--Hoosier distraction
Badgers eat cheese--do what we please
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah--feel the way I feel
Man!  I feel like a LION.

BRIDGE:
The best thing about being a LION
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and. . .

CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, beat Michigan easy--make Illinois queasy
Buckeyes--Hawkeyes
Oh, oh, oh, Spartans go down, yeah--LIONS own this town
Oh, oh, oh, Lions in action--Hoosier distraction
Badgers eat cheese--do what we please
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah--feel the way I feel
Man!  I feel like a LION.

I got Nittany Lions
You can't beat them,
Come, come, come on Baby
I feel like a LION.
   (lyrics © 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler, MD)