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"IF PROCRASTINATING WAS BAD, THEY WOUDLN''T HAVE PUT THE "PRO" BEFORE THE "CRASTINATION""

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The Procrastinators Club of America is behind you all the way!

Don't put off procrastinating!

to see the person of the year award

an Ode To being owed

to go to jokes

to see last impressions

to go to pro's and con's of procrastination

to see what it takes to be a professional

to see what we detest and love

Early Birds Catch..?

I've been meaning... a poem about procrastination

If you would like to contact us please do so by emailing us at procrastinators_club_of_america@yahoo.com, but not too soon. We are also now accepting membership applications for 1997.  Make sure to get your form in late!

IMPORTANT! National BE-LATE-FOR-SOMETHING DAY was September 5!  It is now okay to celebrate it.

A strict workaholic named Sally    Just could not dilly or dally,           Finished all work on time,           Deemed lateness a crime,    Even went to her grave punctually.

Fred Siever, president, V.P. & Sec./Treas. of the Arizona Pigeonhole Chapter of the Procrastinators Club of America, has just informed national headquarters that his group is right up on its heels regarding celebrating this year's National Procrastination Week (1st week in March).  Mr. Siever says that his entire chapter is working on plans on how to celerbrate.  (Unanamous decisions come easily, inasmuch as he is the only member).  He tells us that his family has always been interested in following national holidays ever since his ancestors came over on the Juneflower.  We'll keep you posted.

Procrastination and You!

LATE NEWS!